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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #495 on: May 01, 2012, 10:34:52 AM »
Hyper Herm only accepts Greek.

Greeks were never part of Holy Rus, they're heretics.

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« Reply #496 on: May 01, 2012, 11:07:02 AM »
My Facebook is set to Latin. What does Hyperdox Herman think of me?

WRO Latin or Vatican Latin?

Hyper Herm only accepts Greek.

Slavonic is also acceptable.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #497 on: May 02, 2012, 01:46:22 AM »
Latin is a godless Latinization.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #498 on: May 02, 2012, 01:15:23 PM »
Latin is a godless Latinization.
We should posthumously anathematize the Etruscans for betraying holy Hellas.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #499 on: May 03, 2012, 01:44:15 PM »

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #500 on: May 03, 2012, 01:51:34 PM »
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« Reply #501 on: May 03, 2012, 02:18:16 PM »
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« Reply #502 on: May 03, 2012, 02:33:01 PM »
ok who posted the video? reveal yourself!  :police:

and tell me what's up with the strange interspersal pics...either you need more of them or something lol

and what the heck is "cultydoxy"??

edit: oh great, you just had to include the cuckold joke in there... ::)
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« Reply #503 on: May 03, 2012, 02:55:58 PM »
edit: oh great, you just had to include the cuckold joke in there... ::)

Don't look at it as a bad thing... allowing something like that in there significantly cuts down on the list of who the creator could have been.  ;D
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #504 on: May 03, 2012, 03:15:52 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0h3s0x6Twc

That is strange.
The inevitable.

The mockery of (sometimes misplaced) zeal evolves into the mockery of real people. Perhaps we should bear in mind our impending deaths and judgements. At the very most, some of us have no more than 60 years left (and some much less than that). Let us use our little remaining time wisely.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #505 on: May 03, 2012, 04:23:30 PM »
ok who posted the video? reveal yourself!  :police:

and tell me what's up with the strange interspersal pics...either you need more of them or something lol

and what the heck is "cultydoxy"??

edit: oh great, you just had to include the cuckold joke in there... ::)
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« Reply #506 on: May 03, 2012, 05:42:53 PM »
What is the name of that crazy Serbian hieromonk whose picture keeps showing up? It's on the tip of my tongue...
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« Reply #507 on: May 03, 2012, 05:44:31 PM »
What is the name of that crazy Serbian hieromonk whose picture keeps showing up? It's on the tip of my tongue...

You mean brother Nathanael?

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« Reply #508 on: May 03, 2012, 05:48:07 PM »
That's the one.
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« Reply #509 on: May 03, 2012, 05:51:42 PM »
Well he's not Serbian. I think he was in one of the Russian True Orthodox jurisdictions, but I don't know about now. He was brought up in Judaism and makes a rather big deal out of that.

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« Reply #510 on: May 03, 2012, 05:53:43 PM »
I've only seen a couple of his videos. I'm pretty sure I got the "crazy" part right though.
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« Reply #511 on: May 03, 2012, 05:55:57 PM »
Well he's not Serbian. I think he was in one of the Russian True Orthodox jurisdictions, but I don't know about now. He was brought up in Judaism and makes a rather big deal out of that.
He is actually in communion with ROCOR now.
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« Reply #512 on: May 03, 2012, 06:00:35 PM »
Well he's not Serbian. I think he was in one of the Russian True Orthodox jurisdictions, but I don't know about now. He was brought up in Judaism and makes a rather big deal out of that.
He is actually in communion with ROCOR now.

Interesting. Maybe that explains his Putinolatry.

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« Reply #513 on: May 03, 2012, 06:32:30 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0h3s0x6Twc

That is strange.
The inevitable.

The mockery of (sometimes misplaced) zeal evolves into the mockery of real people. Perhaps we should bear in mind our impending deaths and judgements. At the very most, some of us have no more than 60 years left (and some much less than that). Let us use our little remaining time wisely.

Saith Herman at the ripe age of what, 19?!?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #514 on: May 04, 2012, 02:23:58 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #515 on: May 04, 2012, 06:40:03 AM »
 :D

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #516 on: May 04, 2012, 08:15:09 AM »
I walk to school. Part of my route includes cutting across the campus of a presbyterian church. They don't seem to mind this, as there is actually a sand trail that has been set up part of the way. They also provide, as a courtesy, a garbage can with the church's name on it along the trail. I frequently use this garbage can to throw away drinks, snack wrappers, etc.

So, my questions is: in the eyes of Hyperdox Herman, how many heresies have I committed? Is outrage?

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« Reply #517 on: May 04, 2012, 08:28:18 AM »
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« Reply #518 on: May 04, 2012, 08:29:35 AM »
Some people here say that there are "Orthodox" crosses which are somehow different from the "Catholic" ones.

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« Reply #519 on: May 04, 2012, 08:52:27 AM »
Some people here say that there are "Orthodox" crosses which are somehow different from the "Catholic" ones.

Speaking generally, there does seem to be differences in emphasis. I have sometimes heard an off hand remark from Orthodox against the "Catholic" crucifix type of cross, but the most vehement statements about differences that I've heard was from when I was a Protestant and my  pastor would point to the empty cross behind him and say something like "Jesus is not there! He's not on the cross! He's risen! That's the good news! Why can't Catholics get that?"
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« Reply #520 on: May 04, 2012, 09:23:27 AM »
Some people here say that there are "Orthodox" crosses which are somehow different from the "Catholic" ones.

Like Orthodox trying to convince people that Eastern Catholics are not "really eastern"?
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« Reply #521 on: May 04, 2012, 09:28:07 AM »
Some people here say that there are "Orthodox" crosses which are somehow different from the "Catholic" ones.

Speaking generally, there does seem to be differences in emphasis. I have sometimes heard an off hand remark from Orthodox against the "Catholic" crucifix type of cross, but the most vehement statements about differences that I've heard was from when I was a Protestant and my  pastor would point to the empty cross behind him and say something like "Jesus is not there! He's not on the cross! He's risen! That's the good news! Why can't Catholics get that?"

No, the "difference" is in the amount of branches.



the 8-branch cross is the "Orthodox" one



and the 4-branch one is the "Catholic" one
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« Reply #522 on: May 04, 2012, 09:30:00 AM »
No, the "difference" is in the amount of branches.

You'd make a terrible polemicist.  :police:
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« Reply #523 on: May 04, 2012, 09:32:44 AM »
the 8-branch cross is the "Orthodox" one

the 8 pointed cross is the Russian one. The adoption in Russia of the heretical Greek 4 pointed cross was one of the arguments cited in favour of the Old Believer schism.

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« Reply #524 on: May 04, 2012, 09:49:19 AM »
Just curious... who is the guy in the picture? (Hyperdox Herman)

is it someone here?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #525 on: May 04, 2012, 10:25:34 AM »
the 8-branch cross is the "Orthodox" one

the 8 pointed cross is the Russian one. The adoption in Russia of the heretical Greek 4 pointed cross was one of the arguments cited in favour of the Old Believer schism.

The Greek cross has arms of equal length, like a plus sign. It can be seen in both the current Greek flag (in the top left corner), and in the earlier post-independence national flag which was square, and simply a white Greek cross on a blue field. This flag still forms part of certain insignia, such as the presidential flag. The current national flag of Greece, the naval ensign, and that of the merchant navy are all now the same design.

The second cross that Michal posted is known as the Roman cross. The Old Believers got it wrong.  ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #526 on: May 04, 2012, 01:59:14 PM »
Just curious... who is the guy in the picture? (Hyperdox Herman)

is it someone here?

i'm sure he will find this thread eventually... ;)

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« Reply #527 on: May 04, 2012, 02:04:44 PM »
Just curious... who is the guy in the picture? (Hyperdox Herman)

is it someone here?
If I recall, it was some guy poking fun at beards or something on a blog somewhere.

Has nothing to do with Orthodoxy.
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« Reply #528 on: May 04, 2012, 02:08:59 PM »
Just curious... who is the guy in the picture? (Hyperdox Herman)

is it someone here?
If I recall, it was some guy poking fun at beards or something on a blog somewhere.

Has nothing to do with Orthodoxy.

we need to find his blog and give him an anonymous tip...;)

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« Reply #529 on: May 04, 2012, 03:23:09 PM »
In that video, the wolf in sheep's clothing is HILARIOUS.

And Br. Nathaniel never gets not funny.

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« Reply #530 on: May 04, 2012, 03:40:47 PM »


In that video, the wolf in sheep's clothing is HILARIOUS.
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« Reply #531 on: May 04, 2012, 03:43:36 PM »
Do you guys think that the guy in the Hyperdox Herman meme will ever discover this? I would really like for someone to give him an anonymous tip.
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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« Reply #532 on: May 04, 2012, 03:44:38 PM »
Do you guys think that the guy in the Hyperdox Herman meme will ever discover this? I would really like for someone to give him an anonymous tip.
Most of the time people find out they've been the subject of such a meme, they are quite flattered. Like Scumbag Steve. He makes videos now I think.

But they have to find out naturally, not via Jamesception.  :police:
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« Reply #533 on: May 04, 2012, 04:18:42 PM »
Do you guys think that the guy in the Hyperdox Herman meme will ever discover this? I would really like for someone to give him an anonymous tip.

i think we could find a few volunteers who would be willing to give "helpmeet helena" an anonymous tip at least... ;)
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« Reply #534 on: May 04, 2012, 04:20:32 PM »
In that video, the wolf in sheep's clothing is HILARIOUS.

And Br. Nathaniel never gets not funny.



what's the name of the other guy again? I've heard it mentioned before...some kind of pseudo-bishop

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« Reply #535 on: May 04, 2012, 04:29:08 PM »
Do you guys think that the guy in the Hyperdox Herman meme will ever discover this? I would really like for someone to give him an anonymous tip.

i think we could find a few volunteers who would be willing to give "helpmeet helena" an anonymous tip at least... ;)

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« Reply #536 on: May 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM »
I read all 12 pages. I love these memes. +1 for creativeness

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« Reply #537 on: May 06, 2012, 12:04:31 AM »
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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« Reply #539 on: May 06, 2012, 12:11:24 AM »
Should start a new thread "Swami Smith" or something.