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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole.  Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #451 on: April 18, 2012, 06:34:39 PM » |
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I never wear jeans to Church, although, I am considering it now since I've progressed beyond the Hyperdox stage. I wore a suit to Pascha, but I also wore a black, heavy but casual jacket as well because it was pretty cold.
It's not a Hyperdox thing to dress formally in a church. I used to dress less formally when I was more Hyperdox than I am now. EDIT: But on the other hand making a fuss about what to wear to the services IS a Hyperdox thing. Unless of course one happens to be a dandy. I showed up in church in scandals one Sunday with kahki shorts and my priest asked me to not dress that way at church. What I think is immaterial. If my (or your) priest asks you not to dress a certian way, respect his wishes. note, If my priest is hyperdox, then Im a bucket. PP I think he's talking about people who give you ugly glares when you don't wear a silk tie and an expensive looking suit every Sunday, not when your priest tells you to wear something above. Personally, I think it is much more important to dress in clothes that I can survive wearing in a crowded, stuffy building for 1.5-2 hours while standing and pay attention. Dress soberly, but I'd much rather be able to be attentive to the service and wearing a nice, short-sleeved collared shirt than in a black hole of misery because it is blazing hot and everyone is required to wear heavy formalwear. |
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« Reply #454 on: April 19, 2012, 04:56:32 AM » |
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+Goes to Confession and confesses his sins.
+Privately fasts and prays in repentance of his sins.
+Dares to think that he may be on the right track since he is repenting.
+Realizes that to even be aware of his own repentance is prideful.
+Confesses and repents of his pride.
+Feels guilty because he feels good about his confession and repentance of pride, which is itself prideful.
+Becomes completely discouraged and gives up.
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"Salvation is free, but not easy. It is completely dependent upon the grace of God, and yet we must work it out with fear and trembling. It is given to all, but only a few find it. We are saved only by His Cross, and yet not without taking up our own." +GMK+
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« Reply #455 on: April 21, 2012, 04:21:30 AM » |
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I walk to school. Part of my route includes cutting across the campus of a presbyterian church. They don't seem to mind this, as there is actually a sand trail that has been set up part of the way. They also provide, as a courtesy, a garbage can with the church's name on it along the trail. I frequently use this garbage can to throw away drinks, snack wrappers, etc.
So, my questions is: in the eyes of Hyperdox Herman, how many heresies have I committed? Is outrage?
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« Reply #456 on: April 21, 2012, 09:18:35 AM » |
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Hyperox Herman:
+Goes to Confession and confesses his sins.
+Privately fasts and prays in repentance of his sins.
+Dares to think that he may be on the right track since he is repenting.
+Realizes that to even be aware of his own repentance is prideful.
+Confesses and repents of his pride.
+Feels guilty because he feels good about his confession and repentance of pride, which is itself prideful.
+Becomes completely discouraged and gives up.
+Is now an atheist and is greatly indebted to this thread! Selam +1 Cradle Sees Konvertsky doing the things he should but does not because his family has been Orthodox for generations, Creates Hyperdox Herman thread on Internet. |
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« Reply #457 on: April 21, 2012, 09:21:42 AM » |
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Hyperox Herman:
+Goes to Confession and confesses his sins.
+Privately fasts and prays in repentance of his sins.
+Dares to think that he may be on the right track since he is repenting.
+Realizes that to even be aware of his own repentance is prideful.
+Confesses and repents of his pride.
+Feels guilty because he feels good about his confession and repentance of pride, which is itself prideful.
+Becomes completely discouraged and gives up.
+Is now an atheist and is greatly indebted to this thread! Selam +1 Cradle Sees Konvertsky doing the things he should but does not because his family has been Orthodox for generations, Creates Hyperdox Herman thread on Internet. aaaaaaaah, God bless you both! |
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« Reply #458 on: April 21, 2012, 10:23:10 AM » |
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Hyperox Herman:
+Goes to Confession and confesses his sins.
+Privately fasts and prays in repentance of his sins.
+Dares to think that he may be on the right track since he is repenting.
+Realizes that to even be aware of his own repentance is prideful.
+Confesses and repents of his pride.
+Feels guilty because he feels good about his confession and repentance of pride, which is itself prideful.
+Becomes completely discouraged and gives up.
+Is now an atheist and is greatly indebted to this thread! Selam +1 Cradle Sees Konvertsky doing the things he should but does not because his family has been Orthodox for generations, Creates Hyperdox Herman thread on Internet. aaaaaaaah, God bless you both! ...yes, but the problem is the defining of what 'should' do really means, isn't it? Sometimes, what one decides is a 'should do' is just a tasty item picked up by cradle or convert from that wonderful salad bar which is the diversity of Orthodox local tradition. Discerning this and not being critical of your brother or sister is what keeps one from being Hyperdox ! |
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« Reply #459 on: April 21, 2012, 10:25:12 AM » |
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Hyperox Herman:
+Goes to Confession and confesses his sins.
+Privately fasts and prays in repentance of his sins.
+Dares to think that he may be on the right track since he is repenting.
+Realizes that to even be aware of his own repentance is prideful.
+Confesses and repents of his pride.
+Feels guilty because he feels good about his confession and repentance of pride, which is itself prideful.
+Becomes completely discouraged and gives up.
+Is now an atheist and is greatly indebted to this thread! Selam +1 Cradle Sees Konvertsky doing the things he should but does not because his family has been Orthodox for generations, Creates Hyperdox Herman thread on Internet. aaaaaaaah, God bless you both! ...yes, but the problem is the defining of what 'should' do really means, isn't it? Sometimes, what one decides is a 'should do' is just a tasty item picked up by cradle or convert from that wonderful salad bar which is the diversity of Orthodox local tradition. Which would not be an issue if we were paying attention to what we are doing and not to those around us. |
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God did not create man equal. Samuel Colt made man equal. Blessed be the Peacemaker.
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« Reply #460 on: April 21, 2012, 11:21:46 AM » |
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Hyperox Herman:
+Goes to Confession and confesses his sins.
+Privately fasts and prays in repentance of his sins.
+Dares to think that he may be on the right track since he is repenting.
+Realizes that to even be aware of his own repentance is prideful.
+Confesses and repents of his pride.
+Feels guilty because he feels good about his confession and repentance of pride, which is itself prideful.
+Becomes completely discouraged and gives up.
+Is now an atheist and is greatly indebted to this thread! Selam +1 Cradle Sees Konvertsky doing the things he should but does not because his family has been Orthodox for generations, Creates Hyperdox Herman thread on Internet. aaaaaaaah, God bless you both! ...yes, but the problem is the defining of what 'should' do really means, isn't it? Sometimes, what one decides is a 'should do' is just a tasty item picked up by cradle or convert from that wonderful salad bar which is the diversity of Orthodox local tradition. Which would not be an issue if we were paying attention to what we are doing and not to those around us. Well said! |
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« Reply #461 on: April 24, 2012, 07:33:27 AM » |
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Anyway, they do seem to be recognized by Rome as separate from the UGCC. But then I dont understand why they participate in the UGCC's conference of bshops. Shouldn't they withdraw to point out their independence? They are present as observers/guests, not as members of the conference. If you check the UGCC website, it's usually better now in noting their presence as such. (There was a period when it listed them as if they belonged.) In addition to what David said, I think part of it is just the idea of having a place in which they can collegially interact with other Byzantine Catholics. Many years, Neil |
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"Not only is it unnecessary to adopt the customs of the Latin Rite to manifest one's Catholicism, it is an offense against the unity of the Church."
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« Reply #462 on: April 24, 2012, 08:10:03 AM » |
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« Reply #464 on: April 24, 2012, 10:18:31 AM » |
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LBK, I had a feeling that might resonate with you  Many years, Neil |
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"Not only is it unnecessary to adopt the customs of the Latin Rite to manifest one's Catholicism, it is an offense against the unity of the Church."
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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"I confidently affirm that whoever calls himself Universal Bishop is the precursor of Antichrist"
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« Reply #467 on: April 24, 2012, 01:46:15 PM » |
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« Reply #468 on: April 24, 2012, 01:49:31 PM » |
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I changed my avatar just for you awesome, now the easy part...you have to emulate the life of that holy man and make us believe you are him |
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I changed my avatar just for you awesome, now the easy part...you have to emulate the life of that holy man and make us believe you are him I bet I could polemicize as well as him! That's gotta count for something... |
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« Reply #470 on: April 26, 2012, 02:29:55 AM » |
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"The Unity of the Church, as Your Holinesses well know it, is the will of God and ought to be an inspiring example to all men. It should always be a help and not a hindrance to the unity of men of different religions."-Emperor Haile Selassie To the Conference of Oriental Orthodox Churches 1965
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"The Unity of the Church, as Your Holinesses well know it, is the will of God and ought to be an inspiring example to all men. It should always be a help and not a hindrance to the unity of men of different religions."-Emperor Haile Selassie To the Conference of Oriental Orthodox Churches 1965
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« Reply #472 on: April 26, 2012, 02:36:43 AM » |
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« Reply #473 on: April 26, 2012, 02:50:44 AM » |
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« Reply #474 on: April 27, 2012, 04:47:01 PM » |
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Herman:
-Speaks disparagingly about ‘konvertsky’
-Was Baptist, Non-denominational, Pentecostal, Buddhist, Presbyterian and Episcopalian before conversion
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years. Headscarves cover a multitude of sins.
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« Reply #477 on: April 28, 2012, 04:46:39 PM » |
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LOL, I laughed so hard seeing these for the first time... hahahaha it really made my day. Saw it on Facebook the first time, but this is great guys!  |
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I have changed over time. My previous posts might or might not reflect my current understanding of life, religion, God, or politics. I apologize for the confusion.
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« Reply #480 on: April 29, 2012, 10:00:29 PM » |
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"Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."- St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #482 on: April 29, 2012, 10:13:53 PM » |
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Made one of my own, a tad late perhaps: -Will accept a red egg at Easter -...but only if dyed with onion skins. |
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« Reply #483 on: April 30, 2012, 12:07:29 AM » |
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« Reply #484 on: April 30, 2012, 12:11:29 AM » |
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Made one of my own, a tad late perhaps: -Will accept a red egg at Easter -...but only if dyed with onion skins. C'mon we always used onion skins. And everybody around did. |
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"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people".
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« Reply #485 on: April 30, 2012, 12:34:40 AM » |
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It would be fun to create a Spiritual Father for Herman: maybe Fr. Barsanuphius/Coprius/Conon/Gervasius/Protasius etc.
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"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people".
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« Reply #487 on: April 30, 2012, 08:05:48 AM » |
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Then I remembered Hyperechios
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"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people".
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« Reply #488 on: April 30, 2012, 12:39:25 PM » |
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Also, there are no pagan roots of the word Easter. He's Hyperdox Herman. I don't think he cares. IS HERESY REGARDLESS!! |
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« Reply #489 on: April 30, 2012, 01:33:38 PM » |
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Made one of my own, a tad late perhaps: -Will accept a red egg at Easter -...but only if dyed with onion skins. C'mon we always used onion skins. And everybody around did. You may think that's because it's the way people in Romania die eggs, but Herman knows it's because paint is a godless Latinization. On an aside, I really like the color the onion skins make. |
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My Facebook is set to Latin. What does Hyperdox Herman think of me?
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« Reply #491 on: May 01, 2012, 05:46:12 AM » |
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My Facebook is set to Latin. What does Hyperdox Herman think of me?
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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My Facebook is set to Latin. What does Hyperdox Herman think of me?
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My Facebook is set to Latin. What does Hyperdox Herman think of me?
WRO Latin or Vatican Latin? Hyper Herm only accepts Greek. Non Latine? Tantum Graece? Est flagitium! |
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My Facebook is set to Latin. What does Hyperdox Herman think of me?
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