Probably going to get flamed like heck for this, but I like the idea of a female Cradle Christopher; let's call her Cradle Christina.
Priest says dress modestly for Church
...All this tight spandex should cover me!
Complains that standing up for the Pascha service is too hard
...Is wearing six-inch spike heels
Pffh, no headcovering?! That woman over there has no class!
...Wears short black dress and hoop earrings to match headcovering
What a tramp, that girl's bra strap is showing!
...Good thing I'm not wearing one