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« Reply #135 on: February 28, 2012, 02:03:53 AM »

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« Reply #137 on: February 28, 2012, 05:59:23 AM »

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« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2012, 06:10:39 AM »

Is Agni Parthene from a western musical source?
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« Reply #139 on: February 28, 2012, 06:15:48 AM »

Is Agni Parthene from a western musical source?

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A more appropriate meme might be those who condemn sensual heretical Western liturgical music while they laud the conservatism of their local ROCOR parish where nothing but modern Russian polyphony is heard.
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« Reply #140 on: February 28, 2012, 06:32:54 AM »

Is Agni Parthene from a western musical source?
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You just ruined Agni Parthene for me.  Thanks. 

A more appropriate meme might be those who condemn sensual heretical Western liturgical music while they laud the conservatism of their local ROCOR parish where nothing but modern Russian polyphony is heard.

I've heard that way too many times in real life. 
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« Reply #141 on: February 28, 2012, 07:22:26 AM »

Is Agni Parthene from a western musical source?

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Nonsense. The two melodies are not at all related.
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« Reply #142 on: February 28, 2012, 09:39:13 AM »

Is Agni Parthene from a western musical source?

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Er, no. The resemblance is purely superficial.

The only way Agni Parthene could be conceived of as "Western" is its regularly metered, verse structure (as opposed to most Orthodox hymns which are prose-poems) but it's not like the West invented poetic meter either.
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« Reply #143 on: February 28, 2012, 01:25:14 PM »


You'll hear most of them if you attend the gospel reading on Holy Thursday Wink
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« Reply #144 on: February 28, 2012, 01:30:00 PM »


You'll hear most of them if you attend the gospel reading on Holy Thursday Wink

So we don't have any need to read them at home?
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« Reply #145 on: February 28, 2012, 02:07:46 PM »

This thread is relevant to my interests...
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« Reply #146 on: February 28, 2012, 03:31:34 PM »


You'll hear most of them if you attend the gospel reading on Holy Thursday Wink

So we don't have any need to read them at home?

yes we do...
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« Reply #147 on: February 28, 2012, 08:24:44 PM »

Now let's find him a gf/wife like Macrina or Paraskeve, Gorgona or Charitina opr Syncletica.
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« Reply #148 on: February 28, 2012, 08:39:09 PM »

Now let's find him a gf/wife like Macrina or Paraskeve, Gorgona or Charitina opr Syncletica.
http://orthodoxmom.com/

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We either have to name her Esther or the female version of Euphrosynos.

Euphrosyne.

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« Reply #149 on: February 28, 2012, 08:46:20 PM »

Gorgona
Please tell me people don't really name their daughters Gorgona.
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« Reply #150 on: February 28, 2012, 09:00:09 PM »

The only way Agni Parthene could be conceived of as "Western" is its regularly metered, verse structure (as opposed to most Orthodox hymns which are prose-poems) but it's not like the West invented poetic meter either. 

The vast majority of hymns in the Church (Canons) are regularly metered, verse structure hymns. 
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« Reply #151 on: February 28, 2012, 09:19:34 PM »

[picture below standards]

I'll find a good female pic soon.
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« Reply #152 on: February 28, 2012, 09:28:04 PM »

Some other suggestions; Nymphodora, Minodora, Theodula, Glykeria, Radegunda, Cunegunda (the last two only apply if she is western rite).
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I wasted two good hours of my life searching for a picture but couldn't quite find a satisfactory one. I actually would have one, but she's an acquaintance and I can't do this to her.
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« Reply #153 on: February 28, 2012, 09:31:23 PM »

Are those really names in Romanialand?
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« Reply #154 on: February 28, 2012, 09:36:12 PM »

In monasteries . what name will u pick William?
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« Reply #155 on: February 28, 2012, 09:39:55 PM »

People don't take their saint's names at my parish. I asked this other fellow who goes by William (Bill, actually) what saint he picked hoping to get some ideas and he said Polycarp.
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« Reply #156 on: February 28, 2012, 09:51:00 PM »

Helpmeet Helena:









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« Reply #157 on: February 28, 2012, 09:52:18 PM »

"Should I ask her out for an akathist?"
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« Reply #158 on: February 28, 2012, 10:02:37 PM »

I'd like to build a little house on her prairie, if you know what I mean.

And by "know what I mean", I mean living as brother and sister in an angelic marriage. Unfortunately I can no longer pursue monasticism. I know that demonic fantasies about her exposed neckline in this pic would surface years later during extended seclusion.

In monasteries . what name will u pick William?
I would have just googled the names of every Orthodox saint and then chosen the one with the fewest results.

That way I might be the first person in america to have a totally obscure one.
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« Reply #159 on: February 28, 2012, 10:26:51 PM »

I'd like to build a little house on her prairie, if you know what I mean.

And by "know what I mean", I mean living as brother and sister in an angelic marriage. Unfortunately I can no longer pursue monasticism. I know that demonic fantasies about her exposed neckline in this pic would surface years later during extended seclusion.

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« Reply #160 on: February 28, 2012, 11:28:22 PM »

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« Reply #161 on: February 28, 2012, 11:30:13 PM »

yeah, you should be busy doing prostrations.
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« Reply #162 on: February 29, 2012, 12:14:31 AM »

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I'm unsubscribing cause it is killing my inbox with updates.
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« Reply #164 on: March 01, 2012, 12:47:43 AM »

What a shame. I can't unsubscribe because I never subscribed.
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« Reply #165 on: March 01, 2012, 05:50:39 AM »

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« Reply #168 on: March 01, 2012, 11:35:15 AM »

Are those really names in Romanialand?

I have a great-great aunt who was named Cunegunda.  It's an old-fashioned Bavarian name.
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« Reply #169 on: March 01, 2012, 11:38:00 AM »

Are those really names in Romanialand?

I have a great-great aunt who was named Cunegunda.  It's an old-fashioned Bavarian name.

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« Reply #170 on: March 01, 2012, 11:42:33 AM »

People don't take their saint's names at my parish. I asked this other fellow who goes by William (Bill, actually) what saint he picked hoping to get some ideas and he said Polycarp.

Pre-schism William:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_of_Gellone
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« Reply #171 on: March 01, 2012, 01:10:35 PM »


You'll hear most of them if you attend the gospel reading on Holy Thursday Wink

I remember Holy Thursday last year.  It's a very beautiful service.  Unfortunately, I needed knee replacement surgery afterwards.
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« Reply #172 on: March 01, 2012, 01:37:38 PM »

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« Reply #173 on: March 01, 2012, 01:40:47 PM »

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Don't be so modest:



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« Reply #175 on: March 01, 2012, 02:05:13 PM »

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« Reply #178 on: March 06, 2012, 04:08:51 PM »

I wish we had a copyright-free picture of the recent crying Putin. It would be perfect for "there are only tears in Holy Russia" caption.
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« Reply #179 on: March 19, 2012, 02:16:57 AM »

a contribution...


and another...


and of course...
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