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Someone start printing the t-shirts. Time to turn this operation into a money maker.
Printing this onto coffee mugs might be an excellent way to spread Orthodoxy and have some fun too. On the down side, there might be some coffee sprayed all over computers. Of course, some of these LOLs might not please most Orthodox Bishops, but they would sell at most Greek Festivals, if the priests approve. |
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Caption idea: "What would my Spiritual Father do/say?" (WWSFD)
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« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2012, 10:20:19 AM » |
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« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2012, 12:08:08 PM » |
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