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« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »


Don't forget 'likes' Ivan the Terrible...Too bad there isn't a 'dislike' for Peter the Great! 
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« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2012, 06:57:36 PM »

Someone start printing the t-shirts. Time to turn this operation into a money maker.
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« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2012, 07:02:40 PM »

Someone start printing the t-shirts. Time to turn this operation into a money maker.

Printing this onto coffee mugs might be an excellent way to spread Orthodoxy and have some fun too.
On the down side, there might be some coffee sprayed all over computers.

Of course, some of these LOLs might not please most Orthodox Bishops, but they would sell at most Greek Festivals, if the priests approve.



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« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2012, 07:10:18 PM »

Find a nice picture of Cradle Christopher.
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« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2012, 07:12:38 PM »

Find a nice picture of Cradle Christopher.

Nice! Let Nick have at it. He's gotta knack with this stuff.
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« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2012, 07:35:16 PM »

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cradle-Christopher/262438513832498

Another one.
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« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2012, 07:43:47 PM »

Find a nice picture of Cradle Christopher.

Nice! Let Nick have at it. He's gotta knack with this stuff.

I couldn't resist.
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« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2012, 07:46:53 PM »


That was hilarious!  After this looong day, I needed that.  Thanks, Schultz!
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Where's ialmisry?? We need you!!
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« Reply #55 on: February 23, 2012, 07:53:52 PM »

Caption idea: "What would my Spiritual Father do/say?" (WWSFD)
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« Reply #58 on: February 23, 2012, 11:56:12 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2012, 01:01:34 AM »

And one for Lent:

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« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2012, 03:08:41 AM »

Could someone please photoshop these for me?

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« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2012, 03:13:05 AM »

I've peeked in here a couple times now...I just need to admit it...Grin

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« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2012, 04:26:37 AM »

This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...

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« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2012, 04:51:25 AM »

This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...



Rofl.
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Reminds me of the first Orthodox priest I've ever contacted with. I said that I've considered becoming a member of the Church and he asked me whether I have considered becoming a priest or a monk.
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« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2012, 10:20:19 AM »

lol, great thread.

A hypo-dox thread might be cute too...
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« Reply #72 on: February 24, 2012, 11:40:02 AM »



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« Reply #73 on: February 24, 2012, 11:46:06 AM »

Internet Ignatius:

Skips Vespers to post on OC.net

Condemns zeal of new convert



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« Reply #74 on: February 24, 2012, 11:49:09 AM »

Internet Ignatius:

Skips Vespers to post on OC.net

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ooooooooooooooh snap!
I have found Internet Ignatius and Hyperdox Herman are often the same person.
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« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2012, 11:49:36 AM »

I so LOOOOVE this thread! laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #76 on: February 24, 2012, 11:51:07 AM »

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« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2012, 11:54:18 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2012, 12:08:08 PM »

lol, great thread.

A hypo-dox thread might be cute too...

cute maybe, but most likely depressing...
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« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2012, 12:13:34 PM »

what's "hypo-dox"?
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« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2012, 12:22:00 PM »

what's "hypo-dox"?

Hypo indicates a lack of something, so a "culturally Orthodox" person.
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« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2012, 12:24:56 PM »

what's "hypo-dox"?

I imagine the opposite of hyperdox:

Hypodox <insert another "H" saint name here> Goes to Church

wonders why everyone else always gets there 30 minutes before him

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« Reply #83 on: February 24, 2012, 12:31:40 PM »

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« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2012, 12:44:22 PM »

Oh man...  police

Hypodox Henry's favorite services are Pascha, weddings, and funerals.

Mainly because those are the only ones he attends.
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« Reply #86 on: February 24, 2012, 01:04:11 PM »

Oh man...  police

Hypodox Henry's favorite services are Pascha, weddings, and funerals.

Mainly because those are the only ones he attends.

My RC SIL summed it up well: Pasqualini-Natalini. Exactly.  Tongue laugh laugh
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« Reply #87 on: February 24, 2012, 01:05:12 PM »

This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...



Is not lame at all, it's one of the only ones i laughed at. If a husband called me a 'helpmeet' i would have to have a 'week off' (for prayer of course) until they desisted.
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Oh man...  police

Hypodox Henry's favorite services are Pascha, weddings, and funerals.

Mainly because those are the only ones he attends.

My RC SIL summed it up well: Pasqualini-Natalini. Exactly.  Tongue laugh laugh

Or the expression I learned last year- Chreasters
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« Reply #89 on: February 24, 2012, 01:11:41 PM »

This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...



Is not lame at all, it's one of the only ones i laughed at. If a husband called me a 'helpmeet' i would have to have a 'week off' (for prayer of course) until they desisted.

But, FP, you're not even Orthodox, let alone Hyperdox. So why sweat about it? Wink laugh laugh
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