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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »
His fb page: http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman

He DOESNT  'like' Koine Greek? Outrage....

Corrected.

His fb page: http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman

If anyone posts stuff there and not here, you will answer to me.


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2012, 06:57:36 PM »
Someone start printing the t-shirts. Time to turn this operation into a money maker.
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January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2012, 07:02:40 PM »
Someone start printing the t-shirts. Time to turn this operation into a money maker.

Printing this onto coffee mugs might be an excellent way to spread Orthodoxy and have some fun too.
On the down side, there might be some coffee sprayed all over computers.

Of course, some of these LOLs might not please most Orthodox Bishops, but they would sell at most Greek Festivals, if the priests approve.



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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2012, 07:10:18 PM »
Find a nice picture of Cradle Christopher.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2012, 07:12:38 PM »
Find a nice picture of Cradle Christopher.

Nice! Let Nick have at it. He's gotta knack with this stuff.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2012, 07:20:18 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2012, 07:35:16 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2012, 07:43:47 PM »
Find a nice picture of Cradle Christopher.

Nice! Let Nick have at it. He's gotta knack with this stuff.

I couldn't resist.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2012, 07:46:53 PM »

That was hilarious!  After this looong day, I needed that.  Thanks, Schultz!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #54 on: February 23, 2012, 07:50:11 PM »
Where's ialmisry?? We need you!!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #55 on: February 23, 2012, 07:53:52 PM »
Caption idea: "What would my Spiritual Father do/say?" (WWSFD)
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« Reply #56 on: February 23, 2012, 09:15:30 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #57 on: February 23, 2012, 09:20:44 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #58 on: February 23, 2012, 11:56:12 PM »
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

Oh, no: I've succumbed to Hyperdoxy!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2012, 01:01:34 AM »
And one for Lent:

"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

Oh, no: I've succumbed to Hyperdoxy!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2012, 03:08:41 AM »
Could someone please photoshop these for me?

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The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2012, 03:13:05 AM »
I've peeked in here a couple times now...I just need to admit it...;D

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2012, 03:28:44 AM »
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2012, 04:26:37 AM »
This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...

Is that what they teach you at the temple volnutt-stein?

Actually, it's Volnutt-berg.

Rome doesn't care. Rome is actually very cool guy.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #64 on: February 24, 2012, 04:31:38 AM »
Could someone please photoshop these for me?

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Here ya go.



Is that what they teach you at the temple volnutt-stein?

Actually, it's Volnutt-berg.

Rome doesn't care. Rome is actually very cool guy.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2012, 04:51:25 AM »
This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...



Rofl.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #66 on: February 24, 2012, 07:15:20 AM »







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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #67 on: February 24, 2012, 07:19:42 AM »


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« Reply #68 on: February 24, 2012, 09:30:14 AM »


Reminds me of the first Orthodox priest I've ever contacted with. I said that I've considered becoming a member of the Church and he asked me whether I have considered becoming a priest or a monk.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2012, 10:01:38 AM »
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

THE OPINIONS HERE MAY NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL OR PERCEIVED ORTHODOX CHURCH

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2012, 10:20:19 AM »
lol, great thread.

A hypo-dox thread might be cute too...

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« Reply #71 on: February 24, 2012, 10:47:13 AM »
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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« Reply #72 on: February 24, 2012, 11:40:02 AM »
"Hades is not a place, no, but a state of the soul. It begins here on earth. Just so, paradise begins in the soul of a man here in the earthly life. Here we already have contact with the divine..." -St. John, Wonderworker of Shanghai and San Francisco, Homily On the Sunday of Orthodoxy

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #73 on: February 24, 2012, 11:46:06 AM »
Internet Ignatius:

Skips Vespers to post on OC.net

Condemns zeal of new convert



ooooooooooooooh snap!

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« Reply #74 on: February 24, 2012, 11:49:09 AM »
Internet Ignatius:

Skips Vespers to post on OC.net

Condemns zeal of new convert



ooooooooooooooh snap!
I have found Internet Ignatius and Hyperdox Herman are often the same person.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2012, 11:49:36 AM »
I so LOOOOVE this thread! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #76 on: February 24, 2012, 11:51:07 AM »
Internet Ignatius

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« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2012, 11:54:18 AM »
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« Reply #78 on: February 24, 2012, 12:03:35 PM »
Condemns electric lighting in church
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You evil man, you!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2012, 12:08:08 PM »
lol, great thread.

A hypo-dox thread might be cute too...

cute maybe, but most likely depressing...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2012, 12:13:34 PM »
what's "hypo-dox"?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2012, 12:22:00 PM »
what's "hypo-dox"?

Hypo indicates a lack of something, so a "culturally Orthodox" person.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2012, 12:24:56 PM »
what's "hypo-dox"?

I imagine the opposite of hyperdox:

Hypodox <insert another "H" saint name here> Goes to Church

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« Reply #83 on: February 24, 2012, 12:31:40 PM »
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

Oh, no: I've succumbed to Hyperdoxy!

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« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2012, 12:44:22 PM »
Oh man...  :police:

Hypodox Henry's favorite services are Pascha, weddings, and funerals.

Mainly because those are the only ones he attends.

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« Reply #85 on: February 24, 2012, 12:59:48 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #86 on: February 24, 2012, 01:04:11 PM »
Oh man...  :police:

Hypodox Henry's favorite services are Pascha, weddings, and funerals.

Mainly because those are the only ones he attends.

My RC SIL summed it up well: Pasqualini-Natalini. Exactly.  :P :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #87 on: February 24, 2012, 01:05:12 PM »
This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...



Is not lame at all, it's one of the only ones i laughed at. If a husband called me a 'helpmeet' i would have to have a 'week off' (for prayer of course) until they desisted.
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« Reply #88 on: February 24, 2012, 01:08:30 PM »
Oh man...  :police:

Hypodox Henry's favorite services are Pascha, weddings, and funerals.

Mainly because those are the only ones he attends.

My RC SIL summed it up well: Pasqualini-Natalini. Exactly.  :P :laugh: :laugh:

Or the expression I learned last year- Chreasters
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« Reply #89 on: February 24, 2012, 01:11:41 PM »
This one's kind of lame, but it's all I could come up with right now...



Is not lame at all, it's one of the only ones i laughed at. If a husband called me a 'helpmeet' i would have to have a 'week off' (for prayer of course) until they desisted.

But, FP, you're not even Orthodox, let alone Hyperdox. So why sweat about it? ;) :laugh: :laugh:
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