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« on: February 23, 2012, 03:48:09 AM »
Perhaps some of you have heard of the "Scumbag Steve" and "Good Guy Greg" fads.

If not, here's a rundown: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-steve (may be vulgar language)

Here is the Orthodox version, Hyperdox Herman:









Make your own with the following picture:



The bearded fellow was doing an anonymous demo, so don't worry about making fun of an actual orthodox or identified person.
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 04:15:39 AM »
Oh, no, is that you?

Have you read One Flew Over the Onion Dome?
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 04:18:54 AM »
Oh, no, is that you?

My eyes are fall hazel brown, not spring shale blue, silly.

It's a guy who was doing some sort of photo gag on a random website that came up in google images.

Have you read One Flew Over the Onion Dome?
No, but it does sort of look like the author.  ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 09:47:50 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 10:10:51 AM »


Not cool.  I know three hymns in Old Slavonic and I have been to Old Slavonia.  What are you trying to suggest??
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 10:15:04 AM »
Ooooo, this will be a fun thread!  :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 10:43:32 AM »
"Hearing a nun's confession is like being stoned to death with popcorn." --Abp. Fulton Sheen

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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 10:54:20 AM »
For political views you can safely substitute "libertarian" or "Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 10:54:50 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 11:02:04 AM »
"Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.

sounds like a pretty solid political stance -- better to trust in God and His Saints than the pointless choice between republican and democrat!
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 11:06:28 AM »
"Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.

sounds like a pretty solid political stance -- better to trust in God and His Saints than the pointless choice between republican and democrat!

As the Psalmist advises, put not your trust in princes. The Tsar's imperial guards didn't react in a very Christ-like manner on Bloody Sunday in 1905 if my memory of Russian history is accurate.

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 11:57:43 AM »
I want to congratulate Nick on a fine and decent thread with an excellent and brilliant OP.

Please people, let's not let stupidity get in the way of mocking one another.

I wish I were good at this stuff . . .

Keep them coming. This thread ought be one that should not die.

Thanks for all the laughs so far.

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like for real.
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2012, 01:33:47 PM »
Mine.
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2012, 01:36:26 PM »
Guess which of Michal's is my favorite?

Brilliant!
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2012, 01:39:12 PM »
oh man, gotta subscribe :)
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2012, 02:01:51 PM »
Another one.
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 02:04:15 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2012, 02:06:04 PM »
The guy kind of looks like Gebre.....
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2012, 02:13:00 PM »
The guy kind of looks like Gebre.....

Hey, let's keep this nice.

Gebre is way handsomer than that fine fellow.
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2012, 02:16:15 PM »
And again...
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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2012, 02:17:47 PM »
The guy kind of looks like Gebre.....

Hey, let's keep this nice.

Gebre is way handsomer than that fine fellow.
No jabs, I was being serious :)
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2012, 02:23:14 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2012, 02:42:30 PM »
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/stilts121/HYPERHERMAN2.jpg

That is truly brilliant.

i dont understand the gun one ...

Yeah, there are a few different interpretations one could come up with on that one.
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2012, 03:00:23 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2012, 03:21:19 PM »
These two tell a story:





EDIT: Wow. You actually CAN buy Slivovitz from Amazon.com.
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2012, 03:29:29 PM »
These two tell a story:

EDIT: Wow. You actually CAN buy Slivovitz from Amazon.com.

And what, I might ask is WRONG with Slivovitca? Is morning drink of champion! Natural and organic- made from plum fruit!

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And what, I might ask is WRONG with Slivovitca?
An American ordering it from Amazon.com.
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« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2012, 03:31:36 PM »
My dad was, and my brother is, an Orthodox priest. If someone confessed to using a Jewish doctor, I am not sure if either could have kept a straight face. Are there really people out there who are so 'out there?'

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And what, I might ask is WRONG with Slivovitca?
An American ordering it from Amazon.com.

Home made hootch is better! Old country recipe!

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« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2012, 03:46:30 PM »
And again...

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« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2012, 03:54:53 PM »
Courtesy of Maria:



You can make your own online here if you don't have photoshop: http://cheezburger.com/Builder

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« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2012, 05:14:40 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2012, 05:25:27 PM »
I do not know how to post images here as my puter is on the fritz.

Here are two LOLs:

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I'm stealing that.
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« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2012, 05:43:31 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2012, 06:37:03 PM »
My dad was, and my brother is, an Orthodox priest. If someone confessed to using a Jewish doctor, I am not sure if either could have kept a straight face. Are there really people out there who are so 'out there?'

Seems you've forgotten our friend John Alden, aka Hopeful Faithful.  ::) :laugh:
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« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2012, 06:39:05 PM »
Some of the jokes are a little odd, but I like the idea.

The unadulterated wine one is my favourite.

A few people believe that "Sulfites" are a masonic innovation first begun by the California vineyards after a bilderburg conference was held nearby, not naturally occuring chemical reaction.
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« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »
My dad was, and my brother is, an Orthodox priest. If someone confessed to using a Jewish doctor, I am not sure if either could have kept a straight face. Are there really people out there who are so 'out there?'

There has to be some Orthodox version of Rule 34.
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« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2012, 06:40:46 PM »
His fb page: http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman

If anyone posts stuff there and not here, you will answer to me.

And I will turn your cheek for you--inside out. All four of them.

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« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2012, 06:47:16 PM »
Some of the jokes are a little odd, but I like the idea.

The unadulterated wine one is my favourite.

A few people believe that "Sulfites" are a masonic innovation first begun by the California vineyards after a bilderburg conference was held nearby, not naturally occuring chemical reaction.
 ;) :D

Thanks, I had never heard that. Even bottles of wine from Greece say that there may be some natural sulfites present.

However, a priest did say that using raisins and making your own altar wine/wine for consumption after communion can prevent allergic reactions to those allergic to bee venom. Sometimes a honey bee or yellow jacket wasp is accidentally crushed and processed in the winery.
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« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2012, 06:53:48 PM »
My dad was, and my brother is, an Orthodox priest. If someone confessed to using a Jewish doctor, I am not sure if either could have kept a straight face. Are there really people out there who are so 'out there?'

There has to be some Orthodox version of Rule 34.

Now I get the reference! Took me awhile....In other words, if you can think of it, someone out there has an 'Orthodox' version of it. Quite true... :D