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« Reply #990 on: August 09, 2012, 12:31:51 PM » |
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« Reply #997 on: August 10, 2012, 05:39:10 PM » |
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #999 on: August 10, 2012, 07:24:44 PM » |
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« Reply #1003 on: August 11, 2012, 06:31:48 AM » |
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The real hyperdox name of Christmas can only be "The Birth of our Lord, God and Saviour Jesus Christ according to the Flesh". Or for scholastic latinisers: "Holy Nativity".
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1008 on: August 11, 2012, 03:41:08 PM » |
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Says "Our Mother the Theotokos" instead of "Our Father" during Liturgy;
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« Reply #1009 on: August 11, 2012, 03:41:58 PM » |
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"Paint a bunch of icons of our Lord and the saints and then kiss them. Also, pray to Mary after she dies in the future."
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« Reply #1010 on: August 11, 2012, 03:42:08 PM » |
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"Paint a bunch of icons of our Lord and the saints and then kiss them. Also, pray to Mary after she dies in the future."
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1012 on: August 11, 2012, 06:06:08 PM » |
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« Reply #1013 on: August 11, 2012, 06:12:34 PM » |
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« Reply #1015 on: August 11, 2012, 06:36:36 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics.  ' Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. |
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« Reply #1016 on: August 11, 2012, 06:39:51 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ' Monophysite hommous is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. Do they stir it clockwise or counterclockwise? |
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If people cry at weddings...why don't they laugh at funerals?
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« Reply #1017 on: August 11, 2012, 08:03:01 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ' Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it. |
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« Reply #1018 on: August 11, 2012, 08:20:24 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ' Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it. It's MIAphysite hummus, and is composed of chick peas and olive oil. It may seem like two distinct ingredients, but in actuality it is one composite pair of ingredients.* *Based minasoliman's "miafist" joke. |
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« Reply #1019 on: August 11, 2012, 08:50:28 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ' Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it. It's MIAphysite hummus, and is composed of chick peas and olive oil. It may seem like two distinct ingredients, but in actuality it is one composite pair of ingredients.* *Based minasoliman's "miafist" joke. Is it then correct to describe such hummus as an "oily and legumic spread," or is it, properly speaking, only an "oily spread," with the phrase "oily and legumic" resembling too closely the Nestorian recipe, wherein one actually finds two spreads in the same jar? |
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« Reply #1020 on: August 11, 2012, 09:13:19 PM » |
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It's hyperdox to fast? I was poking a bit of good natured fun at the meme. Plus, within the "Orthodox" circles I'm frequently exposed to, it's extremely hyperdox, along with knowing about or doing almost anything related to the faith. |
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« Reply #1021 on: August 11, 2012, 10:45:44 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ' Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it. "Monophysite hummus - Now with extra heresy!" |
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« Reply #1022 on: August 11, 2012, 10:58:23 PM » |
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It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ' Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way. Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it. It's MIAphysite hummus, and is composed of chick peas and olive oil. It may seem like two distinct ingredients, but in actuality it is one composite pair of ingredients.* *Based minasoliman's "miafist" joke. Is it then correct to describe such hummus as an "oily and legumic spread," or is it, properly speaking, only an "oily spread," with the phrase "oily and legumic" resembling too closely the Nestorian recipe, wherein one actually finds two spreads in the same jar? The two can be distinguished, but only "en theoria." Lest we hack asunder the hummusic union into two! |
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Rejects the "Cross Bearing Theotokos" icon because the archetype originated among heretics;
Accepts the Toll Houses.
Holds theological and sometimes political opinions contrary to those of the person making the meme at the moment.
 Come on, it's an internet meme. It's not to be taken that seriously. Although you're correct in that sometimes getting offended can indeed be a little fun. |
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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Tears down Thor movie poster from bedroom wall.
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« Reply #1030 on: August 13, 2012, 12:33:56 PM » |
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-Hates Antiochians
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« Reply #1031 on: August 13, 2012, 12:41:11 PM » |
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« Reply #1032 on: August 13, 2012, 12:56:47 PM » |
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For political views you can safely substitute "libertarian" or "Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.
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« Reply #1034 on: August 13, 2012, 01:47:47 PM » |
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For political views you can safely substitute "libertarian" or "Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.
Today I saw "Orthodox Constitutional Monarchy." Gotta admit that's a first. I rather favor the idea, depending on how "Constitutional" is interpreted. |
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