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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #990 on: August 09, 2012, 12:31:51 PM »
"Let my faith stand in place of my deeds, O God..."

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« Reply #991 on: August 09, 2012, 12:38:06 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #995 on: August 10, 2012, 02:55:13 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #997 on: August 10, 2012, 05:39:10 PM »
once more
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #999 on: August 10, 2012, 07:24:44 PM »
Defriends Jews . . .

AWESOME!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1003 on: August 11, 2012, 06:31:48 AM »
The real hyperdox name of Christmas can only be "The Birth of our Lord, God and Saviour Jesus Christ according to the Flesh". Or for scholastic latinisers: "Holy Nativity".

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1007 on: August 11, 2012, 02:01:21 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1008 on: August 11, 2012, 03:41:08 PM »
Says "Our Mother the Theotokos" instead of "Our Father" during Liturgy;

Calls anyone who objects a Protestant.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1009 on: August 11, 2012, 03:41:58 PM »
Says "Our Mother the Theotokos" instead of "Our Father" during Liturgy;

Calls anyone who objects a Protestant

Hah!!!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1010 on: August 11, 2012, 03:42:08 PM »
Fasts.
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« Reply #1011 on: August 11, 2012, 03:56:16 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1012 on: August 11, 2012, 06:06:08 PM »
Holds theological and sometimes political opinions contrary to those of the person making the meme at the moment.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1013 on: August 11, 2012, 06:12:34 PM »
It's hyperdox to fast?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1014 on: August 11, 2012, 06:32:32 PM »
Quote from:  Michal Kalina
Hates Hummus- Too Antiochian
http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,43223.msg790192.html#msg790192

It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1015 on: August 11, 2012, 06:36:36 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1016 on: August 11, 2012, 06:39:51 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hommous is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1017 on: August 11, 2012, 08:03:01 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.

Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1018 on: August 11, 2012, 08:20:24 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.

Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it.
It's MIAphysite hummus, and is composed of chick peas and olive oil. It may seem like two distinct ingredients, but in actuality it is one composite pair of ingredients.*

*Based minasoliman's "miafist" joke.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1019 on: August 11, 2012, 08:50:28 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.

Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it.
It's MIAphysite hummus, and is composed of chick peas and olive oil. It may seem like two distinct ingredients, but in actuality it is one composite pair of ingredients.*

*Based minasoliman's "miafist" joke.

Is it then correct to describe such hummus as an "oily and legumic spread," or is it, properly speaking, only an "oily spread," with the phrase "oily and legumic" resembling too closely the Nestorian recipe, wherein one actually finds two spreads in the same jar?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1020 on: August 11, 2012, 09:13:19 PM »
It's hyperdox to fast?

I was poking a bit of good natured fun at the meme.  Plus, within the "Orthodox" circles I'm frequently exposed to, it's extremely hyperdox, along with knowing about or doing almost anything related to the faith. 
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1021 on: August 11, 2012, 10:45:44 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.

Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it.

"Monophysite hummus - Now with extra heresy!"

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1022 on: August 11, 2012, 10:58:23 PM »
It should have said "too Coptic", to emphasize his dislike of us pesky Coptic Monophysite heretics. ;)
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Monophysite hummus is disgusting. They mix the ingredients the wrong way.

Monophysite hummus has only one ingredient in it.
It's MIAphysite hummus, and is composed of chick peas and olive oil. It may seem like two distinct ingredients, but in actuality it is one composite pair of ingredients.*

*Based minasoliman's "miafist" joke.

Is it then correct to describe such hummus as an "oily and legumic spread," or is it, properly speaking, only an "oily spread," with the phrase "oily and legumic" resembling too closely the Nestorian recipe, wherein one actually finds two spreads in the same jar?
The two can be distinguished, but only "en theoria." Lest we hack asunder the hummusic union into two!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1023 on: August 12, 2012, 02:46:41 AM »
Rejects the "Cross Bearing Theotokos" icon because the archetype originated among heretics;

Accepts the Toll Houses.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1024 on: August 12, 2012, 02:50:18 AM »
Rejects the "Cross Bearing Theotokos" icon because the archetype originated among heretics;

Accepts the Toll Houses.

Holds theological and sometimes political opinions contrary to those of the person making the meme at the moment.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1025 on: August 12, 2012, 06:09:39 AM »
Rejects the "Cross Bearing Theotokos" icon because the archetype originated among heretics;

Accepts the Toll Houses.

Holds theological and sometimes political opinions contrary to those of the person making the meme at the moment.



Come on, it's an internet meme. It's not to be taken that seriously. Although you're correct in that sometimes getting offended can indeed be a little fun. ;)

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« Reply #1026 on: August 12, 2012, 10:03:12 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1027 on: August 12, 2012, 07:46:57 PM »
Rejects the "Cross Bearing Theotokos" icon because the archetype originated among heretics;

Accepts the Toll Houses.

Holds theological and sometimes political opinions contrary to those of the person making the meme at the moment.

I thought you'd agree with that one, William.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1028 on: August 12, 2012, 08:12:49 PM »
Tears down Thor movie poster from bedroom wall.
Calls it pagan iconography.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1029 on: August 13, 2012, 11:48:27 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1030 on: August 13, 2012, 12:33:56 PM »
-Hates Antiochians

-Converted after reading "Becoming Orthodox."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1031 on: August 13, 2012, 12:41:11 PM »
this time my own
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1032 on: August 13, 2012, 12:56:47 PM »
this time my own
Truly in the original spirit of HH.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1033 on: August 13, 2012, 01:38:07 PM »
For political views you can safely substitute "libertarian" or "Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.

Today I saw "Orthodox Constitutional Monarchy." Gotta admit that's a first.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1034 on: August 13, 2012, 01:47:47 PM »
For political views you can safely substitute "libertarian" or "Holy Tsar Nicholas pray to God for us!". I've seen that as a political option on a friend's friend FB profile. No joke.

Today I saw "Orthodox Constitutional Monarchy." Gotta admit that's a first.

I rather favor the idea, depending on how "Constitutional" is interpreted.
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