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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #945 on: July 29, 2012, 03:41:39 AM »
Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #946 on: July 29, 2012, 06:12:42 AM »
Proclaiming the Antient Truth

since 2012

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #947 on: July 29, 2012, 07:52:04 AM »
Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:

Not mine but I agree, it's perfect.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #948 on: July 29, 2012, 08:07:47 AM »
Proclaiming the Antient Truth

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LOL. Just noticed that I misspelled this. Fail.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #949 on: July 30, 2012, 03:16:29 AM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #950 on: July 30, 2012, 05:42:11 AM »
Refered to Divine Liturgy as "Mass"
Realizes he's a latinizing heretic.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #951 on: July 30, 2012, 07:26:59 AM »
Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:



;D

Okay, I'll bite. What's his name?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #952 on: July 30, 2012, 07:32:28 AM »
Cradle Christopher.
No longer posting here. Anyone is welcome to email me at the address in my profile.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #953 on: July 30, 2012, 11:29:12 AM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #954 on: July 30, 2012, 02:38:28 PM »
first made by me for a few days

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #955 on: July 30, 2012, 03:13:30 PM »
Reads about Russian New Martyrs.

Starts writing English with Cyrillic script.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #956 on: July 30, 2012, 03:30:39 PM »
Russian with English spelling is far worse...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #957 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:03 PM »
Builds accurate 17th Century replica of Russia's first printing press under Peter the Great.

Burns it.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #958 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:52 PM »
"He has fallen into the heresy...


...of 'Free-Thinking."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #959 on: July 30, 2012, 03:41:01 PM »


-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #960 on: July 30, 2012, 03:43:08 PM »


-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #961 on: July 31, 2012, 12:00:07 PM »
mine again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #962 on: July 31, 2012, 01:01:50 PM »
-Publicly fasts Aug. 1 -15

-“The Assumption is unnecessary Papist dogma!”

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #963 on: July 31, 2012, 01:44:35 PM »
For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

Pays unregistered employees $3.50/hour
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #964 on: July 31, 2012, 02:17:02 PM »
For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

Pays unregistered employees $3.50/hour

Can you explain?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #965 on: July 31, 2012, 02:48:14 PM »
For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

Pays unregistered employees $3.50/hour

Tallitot would be proud.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #966 on: July 31, 2012, 03:01:24 PM »
Builds accurate 17th Century replica of Russia's first printing press under Peter the Great.

Burns it.

This one is excellent, sir.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #967 on: July 31, 2012, 04:38:10 PM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #968 on: July 31, 2012, 04:41:51 PM »
We need something like:

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #969 on: July 31, 2012, 06:34:32 PM »


-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #970 on: July 31, 2012, 06:43:46 PM »


-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?

The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #971 on: July 31, 2012, 06:45:46 PM »


-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?

The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage.

Thank you much.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #972 on: July 31, 2012, 07:21:25 PM »


-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?

The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage.

Thank you much.
Met. Jonah along with the Antiochian Bishops  Basil and Mark (now aligned with the OCA) signed it.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #973 on: July 31, 2012, 07:23:41 PM »
For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

Pays unregistered employees $3.50/hour

Can you explain?
Augustin mentioned in another thread that the Prophet Elijiah identified Sodomites as those who oppress the hireling in his wages.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #974 on: July 31, 2012, 09:58:58 PM »
Condemns muslims for deviating from their Christian roots

Takes out a high-interest loan
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #975 on: August 01, 2012, 09:56:16 AM »
Augustin mentioned in another thread that the Prophet Elijiah identified Sodomites as those who oppress the hireling in his wages.

Thanks.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #976 on: August 01, 2012, 09:58:04 AM »
Quote
restuarant fridge, huumus, olive oil etc
LOL sad part is, that is pretty much me :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #977 on: August 01, 2012, 10:00:25 AM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #978 on: August 01, 2012, 10:46:26 AM »
How about shocked to learn that Chobani Greek Yogurt is a family business - but the family is not Greek.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #979 on: August 01, 2012, 01:10:58 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #980 on: August 02, 2012, 10:28:29 AM »
I haven't published one with the U-word.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #981 on: August 03, 2012, 09:54:17 PM »
These are laugh out loud liturgical puns!
Hyperdox Herman : Makes jokes about liturgical texts.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #982 on: August 04, 2012, 12:59:42 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #983 on: August 05, 2012, 12:29:08 AM »
Favorite animated musical: Anastasia.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #984 on: August 05, 2012, 05:21:50 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #985 on: August 05, 2012, 05:33:53 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #986 on: August 06, 2012, 12:53:22 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #987 on: August 06, 2012, 03:25:16 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #988 on: August 06, 2012, 06:37:29 PM »
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Ha, ha, I resemble that remark. :D

I wasn't quite a teetotaler but it is nice the my fellow parishioners can know I have a drink now and again. ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #989 on: August 09, 2012, 12:18:24 PM »
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