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« Reply #945 on: July 29, 2012, 03:41:39 AM »

Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:

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« Reply #946 on: July 29, 2012, 06:12:42 AM »

Proclaiming the Antient Truth

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« Reply #947 on: July 29, 2012, 07:52:04 AM »

Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:

Not mine but I agree, it's perfect.
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« Reply #948 on: July 29, 2012, 08:07:47 AM »

Proclaiming the Antient Truth

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LOL. Just noticed that I misspelled this. Fail.
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« Reply #949 on: July 30, 2012, 03:16:29 AM »

and again
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« Reply #950 on: July 30, 2012, 05:42:11 AM »

Refered to Divine Liturgy as "Mass"
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« Reply #951 on: July 30, 2012, 07:26:59 AM »

Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:



Grin

Okay, I'll bite. What's his name?
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« Reply #952 on: July 30, 2012, 07:32:28 AM »

Cradle Christopher.
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« Reply #953 on: July 30, 2012, 11:29:12 AM »

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« Reply #954 on: July 30, 2012, 02:38:28 PM »

first made by me for a few days
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« Reply #955 on: July 30, 2012, 03:13:30 PM »

Reads about Russian New Martyrs.

Starts writing English with Cyrillic script.
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« Reply #956 on: July 30, 2012, 03:30:39 PM »

Russian with English spelling is far worse...
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« Reply #957 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:03 PM »

Builds accurate 17th Century replica of Russia's first printing press under Peter the Great.

Burns it.
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« Reply #958 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:52 PM »

"He has fallen into the heresy...


...of 'Free-Thinking."
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« Reply #959 on: July 30, 2012, 03:41:01 PM »



-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.
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« Reply #960 on: July 30, 2012, 03:43:08 PM »



-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!
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« Reply #961 on: July 31, 2012, 12:00:07 PM »

mine again
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« Reply #962 on: July 31, 2012, 01:01:50 PM »

-Publicly fasts Aug. 1 -15

-“The Assumption is unnecessary Papist dogma!”

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« Reply #963 on: July 31, 2012, 01:44:35 PM »

For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

Pays unregistered employees $3.50/hour
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« Reply #964 on: July 31, 2012, 02:17:02 PM »

For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

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Can you explain?
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« Reply #965 on: July 31, 2012, 02:48:14 PM »

For Augustin:

Hates sodomites

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Tallitot would be proud.
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« Reply #966 on: July 31, 2012, 03:01:24 PM »

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Burns it.

This one is excellent, sir.
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« Reply #967 on: July 31, 2012, 04:38:10 PM »

and again
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« Reply #968 on: July 31, 2012, 04:41:51 PM »

We need something like:

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« Reply #969 on: July 31, 2012, 06:34:32 PM »



-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?
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« Reply #970 on: July 31, 2012, 06:43:46 PM »



-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?

The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage.
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« Reply #971 on: July 31, 2012, 06:45:46 PM »



-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?

The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage.

Thank you much.
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« Reply #972 on: July 31, 2012, 07:21:25 PM »



-Says he hates ecumenism.

-Was angry more hierarchs didn’t sign the Manhattan Declaration.


Nice!


Too inside baseball for me. Explanations?

The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage.

Thank you much.
Met. Jonah along with the Antiochian Bishops  Basil and Mark (now aligned with the OCA) signed it.
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« Reply #973 on: July 31, 2012, 07:23:41 PM »

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« Reply #974 on: July 31, 2012, 09:58:58 PM »

Condemns muslims for deviating from their Christian roots

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« Reply #975 on: August 01, 2012, 09:56:16 AM »

Augustin mentioned in another thread that the Prophet Elijiah identified Sodomites as those who oppress the hireling in his wages.

Thanks.
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« Reply #976 on: August 01, 2012, 09:58:04 AM »

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LOL sad part is, that is pretty much me Smiley

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« Reply #977 on: August 01, 2012, 10:00:25 AM »

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« Reply #978 on: August 01, 2012, 10:46:26 AM »

How about shocked to learn that Chobani Greek Yogurt is a family business - but the family is not Greek.
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« Reply #979 on: August 01, 2012, 01:10:58 PM »

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« Reply #980 on: August 02, 2012, 10:28:29 AM »

I haven't published one with the U-word.
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« Reply #981 on: August 03, 2012, 09:54:17 PM »

These are laugh out loud liturgical puns!
Hyperdox Herman : Makes jokes about liturgical texts.
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« Reply #982 on: August 04, 2012, 12:59:42 PM »

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« Reply #983 on: August 05, 2012, 12:29:08 AM »

Favorite animated musical: Anastasia.
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« Reply #984 on: August 05, 2012, 05:21:50 PM »

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« Reply #985 on: August 05, 2012, 05:33:53 PM »

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« Reply #986 on: August 06, 2012, 12:53:22 PM »

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« Reply #987 on: August 06, 2012, 03:25:16 PM »

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« Reply #988 on: August 06, 2012, 06:37:29 PM »

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Ha, ha, I resemble that remark. Cheesy

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« Reply #989 on: August 09, 2012, 12:18:24 PM »

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