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Congrats, Michael. This is horrendously funny:
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« Reply #950 on: July 30, 2012, 05:42:11 AM » |
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"Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America’s debt limit."
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« Reply #954 on: July 30, 2012, 02:38:28 PM » |
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« Reply #956 on: July 30, 2012, 03:30:39 PM » |
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« Reply #957 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:03 PM » |
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« Reply #958 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:52 PM » |
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« Reply #959 on: July 30, 2012, 03:41:01 PM » |
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« Reply #960 on: July 30, 2012, 03:43:08 PM » |
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« Reply #961 on: July 31, 2012, 12:00:07 PM » |
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« Reply #962 on: July 31, 2012, 01:01:50 PM » |
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-Publicly fasts Aug. 1 -15
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« Reply #963 on: July 31, 2012, 01:44:35 PM » |
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« Reply #964 on: July 31, 2012, 02:17:02 PM » |
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« Reply #965 on: July 31, 2012, 02:48:14 PM » |
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« Reply #966 on: July 31, 2012, 03:01:24 PM » |
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« Reply #968 on: July 31, 2012, 04:41:51 PM » |
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We need something like:
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« Reply #970 on: July 31, 2012, 06:43:46 PM » |
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« Reply #971 on: July 31, 2012, 06:45:46 PM » |
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« Reply #972 on: July 31, 2012, 07:21:25 PM » |
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Nice! Too inside baseball for me. Explanations? The Manhattan Declaration was a cross-denominational document that stated the signatories' opposition to things such as abortion and homosexual marriage. Thank you much. Met. Jonah along with the Antiochian Bishops Basil and Mark (now aligned with the OCA) signed it. |
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« Reply #973 on: July 31, 2012, 07:23:41 PM » |
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« Reply #974 on: July 31, 2012, 09:58:58 PM » |
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« Reply #975 on: August 01, 2012, 09:56:16 AM » |
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« Reply #980 on: August 02, 2012, 10:28:29 AM » |
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« Reply #981 on: August 03, 2012, 09:54:17 PM » |
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These are laugh out loud liturgical puns!
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