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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #810 on: June 24, 2012, 02:41:55 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #811 on: June 24, 2012, 03:08:49 PM »
I am having an exam tomorrow. I cannot force myself to study...
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #812 on: June 24, 2012, 04:14:30 PM »
I am having an exam tomorrow. I cannot force myself to study...

May God give you strength and success!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #813 on: June 24, 2012, 04:40:16 PM »
Thanks.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #814 on: June 28, 2012, 05:08:51 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #815 on: June 28, 2012, 10:55:35 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #816 on: June 28, 2012, 11:08:02 PM »
^Another one that hits close to home.  :-\
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #817 on: June 28, 2012, 11:26:13 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #818 on: June 30, 2012, 04:08:06 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #819 on: July 01, 2012, 03:33:11 PM »
Don't have any photo editing programs on this laptop, so I'll have to be text-based for a while. Here's one to tick everyone off:

"Opposes Obamacare because compulsory charity does not produce repentance"

"Supports gay marriage ban"

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #820 on: July 01, 2012, 04:06:25 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #821 on: July 01, 2012, 04:42:02 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #822 on: July 04, 2012, 08:10:06 AM »
Just to stir the pot:

"Against Capital Punishment"

"Supports Eternal Hell"
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #823 on: July 04, 2012, 08:25:27 AM »
Always complains about how cheesy Protestants are


Thought Jonathan Jackson thanking the Athonites at the Emmy Awards was awesome

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #824 on: July 04, 2012, 04:34:23 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #825 on: July 04, 2012, 06:03:31 PM »
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Alexei Khomiakov is Hyperdox Herman?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #826 on: July 04, 2012, 06:10:26 PM »
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Alexei Khomiakov is Hyperdox Herman?

St. Justin Popovich is as well ;)  But then I did know that he was a fierce polemicist, so...  :angel:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #827 on: July 05, 2012, 04:33:19 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #828 on: July 05, 2012, 06:50:10 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #829 on: July 05, 2012, 07:37:37 AM »
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Alexei Khomiakov is Hyperdox Herman?

St. Justin Popovich is as well ;)  But then I did know that he was a fierce polemicist, so...  :angel:

Mabe. But that Catholics as first Protestants statement definitely is by Khomiakov.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #830 on: July 05, 2012, 10:11:30 AM »
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Alexei Khomiakov is Hyperdox Herman?

St. Justin Popovich is as well ;)  But then I did know that he was a fierce polemicist, so...  :angel:

Mabe. But that Catholics as first Protestants statement definitely is by Khomiakov.
My priest said the same thing during my catechism.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #831 on: July 05, 2012, 11:56:10 AM »
Another suggestion:

Orthodoxy

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #832 on: July 05, 2012, 01:36:09 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #833 on: July 05, 2012, 01:41:37 PM »
^ definitely one of the funniest!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #834 on: July 05, 2012, 01:50:40 PM »
Silly Herman, that one doesn't work. In the indigenous language, they call their land "Rapa Nui" (something like Big Shiny/Polished Land), and in Spanish (which is the most widely spoken language on the island) it's called "Isla de Pascua" -- guess what the bolded word is a cognate of? :D

(I know it's a joke, but you'd think a true hyperdox wouldn't place such a high value on something as unholy as English! :P)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #835 on: July 05, 2012, 03:35:22 PM »
Another suggestion:

Orthodoxy

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Because was rebellion against a monarch.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #836 on: July 05, 2012, 05:59:50 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #837 on: July 05, 2012, 06:06:39 PM »
Would like to voluteer to clean altar area on a regular basis but just can't find the time.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #838 on: July 05, 2012, 08:14:01 PM »
fed up with division of American jurisdictions...

founds his own church with a long acronym,
buys mitre & sakkos and calls himself Bishop Herman...
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #839 on: July 06, 2012, 04:22:26 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #840 on: July 06, 2012, 07:51:44 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #842 on: July 06, 2012, 07:56:55 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #843 on: July 06, 2012, 08:31:32 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #844 on: July 06, 2012, 09:08:24 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #845 on: July 06, 2012, 04:11:34 PM »
Hyperdox Herman has been getting...creepy lately.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #846 on: July 07, 2012, 01:33:07 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #850 on: July 07, 2012, 02:16:48 AM »
Quality!  :laugh:

Love "writes fanfic about punching out Arius" and "reads anathemas..."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #851 on: July 07, 2012, 07:21:36 PM »
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