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« Reply #810 on: June 24, 2012, 02:41:55 PM »

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« Reply #811 on: June 24, 2012, 03:08:49 PM »

I am having an exam tomorrow. I cannot force myself to study...
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« Reply #812 on: June 24, 2012, 04:14:30 PM »

I am having an exam tomorrow. I cannot force myself to study...

May God give you strength and success!
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« Reply #813 on: June 24, 2012, 04:40:16 PM »

Thanks.
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« Reply #815 on: June 28, 2012, 10:55:35 PM »

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« Reply #816 on: June 28, 2012, 11:08:02 PM »

^Another one that hits close to home.  Undecided
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« Reply #819 on: July 01, 2012, 03:33:11 PM »

Don't have any photo editing programs on this laptop, so I'll have to be text-based for a while. Here's one to tick everyone off:

"Opposes Obamacare because compulsory charity does not produce repentance"

"Supports gay marriage ban"

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« Reply #822 on: July 04, 2012, 08:10:06 AM »

Just to stir the pot:

"Against Capital Punishment"

"Supports Eternal Hell"
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« Reply #823 on: July 04, 2012, 08:25:27 AM »

Always complains about how cheesy Protestants are


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« Reply #824 on: July 04, 2012, 04:34:23 PM »

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« Reply #825 on: July 04, 2012, 06:03:31 PM »

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Alexei Khomiakov is Hyperdox Herman?
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Alexei Khomiakov is Hyperdox Herman?

St. Justin Popovich is as well Wink  But then I did know that he was a fierce polemicist, so...  angel
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« Reply #829 on: July 05, 2012, 07:37:37 AM »

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Mabe. But that Catholics as first Protestants statement definitely is by Khomiakov.
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« Reply #830 on: July 05, 2012, 10:11:30 AM »

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St. Justin Popovich is as well Wink  But then I did know that he was a fierce polemicist, so...  angel

Mabe. But that Catholics as first Protestants statement definitely is by Khomiakov.
My priest said the same thing during my catechism.

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« Reply #831 on: July 05, 2012, 11:56:10 AM »

Another suggestion:

Orthodoxy

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^ definitely one of the funniest!
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« Reply #834 on: July 05, 2012, 01:50:40 PM »

Silly Herman, that one doesn't work. In the indigenous language, they call their land "Rapa Nui" (something like Big Shiny/Polished Land), and in Spanish (which is the most widely spoken language on the island) it's called "Isla de Pascua" -- guess what the bolded word is a cognate of? Cheesy

(I know it's a joke, but you'd think a true hyperdox wouldn't place such a high value on something as unholy as English! Tongue)
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« Reply #835 on: July 05, 2012, 03:35:22 PM »

Another suggestion:

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fed up with division of American jurisdictions...

founds his own church with a long acronym,
buys mitre & sakkos and calls himself Bishop Herman...
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« Reply #845 on: July 06, 2012, 04:11:34 PM »

Hyperdox Herman has been getting...creepy lately.
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Quality!  laugh

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