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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #765 on: June 14, 2012, 08:50:50 AM »
That was good.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #766 on: June 14, 2012, 09:18:26 AM »
Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "

Or even better yet:

"Reads Augustin's posts on OC.net"

"Presents himself in chains to the Brotherhood of St. Herman of Alaska"
LOL
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #767 on: June 14, 2012, 10:42:33 AM »
I think a separate meme needs to be created for the monarchist/ right-wing strain of convert zealotry.

I propose Voivod Todd:

« Last Edit: June 14, 2012, 10:43:40 AM by Iconodule »
Mencius said, “Instruction makes use of many techniques. When I do not deign to instruct someone, that too is a form of instruction.”

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #768 on: June 14, 2012, 11:01:50 AM »
Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "

Or even better yet:

"Reads Augustin's posts on OC.net"

"Presents himself in chains to the Brotherhood of St. Herman of Alaska"
LOL

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #769 on: June 14, 2012, 11:02:29 AM »
I think a separate meme needs to be created for the monarchist/ right-wing strain of convert zealotry.

I propose Voivod Todd:



LOL @ Voivod Todd.


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« Reply #770 on: June 14, 2012, 11:31:40 AM »
Mencius said, “Instruction makes use of many techniques. When I do not deign to instruct someone, that too is a form of instruction.”

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« Reply #771 on: June 14, 2012, 01:44:47 PM »

LOL @ Voivod Todd.


Alternatively 'Generalissimo Gerasimos'.
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« Reply #772 on: June 14, 2012, 01:51:15 PM »
I like that, I think I'll try and make some.  :D
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« Reply #773 on: June 14, 2012, 05:14:01 PM »




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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #774 on: June 14, 2012, 05:28:12 PM »
And again...
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« Reply #775 on: June 14, 2012, 06:32:42 PM »

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« Reply #776 on: June 14, 2012, 07:40:05 PM »
Thank you.  :)
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« Reply #777 on: June 14, 2012, 09:45:23 PM »


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Mencius said, “Instruction makes use of many techniques. When I do not deign to instruct someone, that too is a form of instruction.”

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« Reply #778 on: June 14, 2012, 09:51:57 PM »


Mencius said, “Instruction makes use of many techniques. When I do not deign to instruct someone, that too is a form of instruction.”

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #779 on: June 14, 2012, 11:36:38 PM »
I think a separate meme needs to be created for the monarchist/ right-wing strain of convert zealotry.

What about a separate meme for the Ortholax, left-wing strain of convert zealotry?

Names anyone?



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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #780 on: June 15, 2012, 12:49:55 AM »
Isn't that stock photo already a meme in its own right?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #781 on: June 15, 2012, 12:56:05 AM »
Hipsterdox ask Nick for a name as he actually talks to them.
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« Reply #782 on: June 15, 2012, 01:06:58 AM »
Hypsterdoxery alas can be annoyingly libertarian!
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« Reply #783 on: June 15, 2012, 01:50:03 AM »
Hypsterdoxery alas can be annoyingly libertarian!

You are being annoyed because people are disagreeing with you?
I just need to find out how to say it in Slavonic!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #784 on: June 15, 2012, 03:30:15 AM »
I think a separate meme needs to be created for the monarchist/ right-wing strain of convert zealotry.

What about a separate meme for the Ortholax, left-wing strain of convert zealotry?

Names anyone?





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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #785 on: June 15, 2012, 06:03:55 AM »
I think a separate meme needs to be created for the monarchist/ right-wing strain of convert zealotry.

What about a separate meme for the Ortholax, left-wing strain of convert zealotry?

Names anyone?



I don't think I would want to drink anything called "Ortholax".
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #786 on: June 15, 2012, 10:39:17 AM »
Okay, I've finally figured out how to make this work (btw Biro, nicely done  :) )







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« Reply #787 on: June 15, 2012, 10:56:21 AM »
?The guy in the chain-mail seems less like an Orthodox convert than what some perceive as a stereotypical American redneck type!  ;) 

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« Reply #788 on: June 15, 2012, 01:12:06 PM »
Hipsterdox ask Nick for a name as he actually talks to them.

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This isn't working. I don't think it will be a funny fad.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #789 on: June 15, 2012, 01:17:23 PM »
?The guy in the chain-mail seems less like an Orthodox convert than what some perceive as a stereotypical American redneck type!  ;)  

T'ain't an either or world.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #790 on: June 15, 2012, 05:40:32 PM »
I think a separate meme needs to be created for the monarchist/ right-wing strain of convert zealotry.

What about a separate meme for the Ortholax, left-wing strain of convert zealotry?

Names anyone?




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« Reply #791 on: June 15, 2012, 05:51:34 PM »
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

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« Reply #792 on: June 15, 2012, 10:48:48 PM »
?The guy in the chain-mail seems less like an Orthodox convert than what some perceive as a stereotypical American redneck type!  ;) 

As someone who has been in the SCA and Markland (medieval re-creation groups), he looks perfectly normal to me.  :)

The chain mail he's wearing looks like a decent byrnie, too and the helm's nice.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #793 on: June 15, 2012, 10:59:30 PM »
?The guy in the chain-mail seems less like an Orthodox convert than what some perceive as a stereotypical American redneck type!  ;) 

As someone who has been in the SCA and Markland (medieval re-creation groups), he looks perfectly normal to me.  :)

The chain mail he's wearing looks like a decent byrnie, too and the helm's nice.

I'm pretty sure I had Lego minifigs with that outfit at some point... something along the lines of the pic below (but with an actual chain mail torso)...


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« Reply #794 on: June 15, 2012, 11:15:10 PM »
Lego Castle was awesome!  :)
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« Reply #795 on: June 15, 2012, 11:25:42 PM »
Lego Castle was awesome!  :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #797 on: June 16, 2012, 06:29:28 AM »
and again
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« Reply #798 on: June 16, 2012, 10:02:44 AM »
LOL!  Lucky for you that I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I saw that /\  Michal!

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« Reply #799 on: June 16, 2012, 01:25:01 PM »
LOL!  Lucky for you that I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I saw that /\  Michal!

Agreed.  That is quality!
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« Reply #800 on: June 16, 2012, 01:28:46 PM »
LOL!  Lucky for you that I wasn't taking a sip of coffee when I saw that /\  Michal!

Agreed.  That is quality!

I third that! :laugh:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #801 on: June 16, 2012, 03:03:05 PM »
I just had to...Agabus reminded me of a conversation I overheard during last Pascha.

Cradle Christopher:
Sings "Christos Anesti" louder than anyone in the church on Pascha.
Has no idea what he's actually singing.
Lol you made me think of one I got from my priest-
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« Reply #802 on: June 16, 2012, 04:44:36 PM »
I just had to...Agabus reminded me of a conversation I overheard during last Pascha.

Cradle Christopher:
Sings "Christos Anesti" louder than anyone in the church on Pascha.
Has no idea what he's actually singing.
Lol you made me think of one I got from my priest-
Cradle Christopher:
Priest says, "Christos Anesti," and gives red egg
Says back, "Thank you"

Then there's the "I'm an inquirer and it's my first Easter" dialogue (as said by my brother and I to our future godfather):

Parishioner: "Christos Anesti!"
Convert: "A-uh- Truly, He is Risen!"
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« Reply #803 on: June 17, 2012, 03:47:27 AM »
and, again ...
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« Reply #804 on: June 17, 2012, 01:51:45 PM »
I just had to...Agabus reminded me of a conversation I overheard during last Pascha.

Cradle Christopher:
Sings "Christos Anesti" louder than anyone in the church on Pascha.
Has no idea what he's actually singing.
Lol you made me think of one I got from my priest-
Cradle Christopher:
Priest says, "Christos Anesti," and gives red egg
Says back, "Thank you"

Your priest follows Orthomemes?
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« Reply #805 on: June 17, 2012, 02:00:29 PM »
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« Reply #806 on: June 23, 2012, 01:15:22 PM »
and again
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« Reply #807 on: June 24, 2012, 01:27:48 PM »
and again
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« Reply #808 on: June 24, 2012, 01:45:42 PM »
and again..
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 01:49:41 PM by Michał Kalina »
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« Reply #809 on: June 24, 2012, 02:41:34 PM »
and again
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