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« Reply #720 on: June 09, 2012, 03:26:56 PM »

Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
Please tell me you're joking.
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« Reply #721 on: June 09, 2012, 04:56:20 PM »

Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  Grin
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« Reply #722 on: June 09, 2012, 04:59:54 PM »

Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
Please tell me you're joking.

It was a joke. Sort of. I wouldn't mute him, that part wasn't serious. However, I would most assuredly split the offending posts off and start a new thread with a title like "Some people can't stay on topic so this thread is for them".  police

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« Reply #723 on: June 09, 2012, 05:30:11 PM »

Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  Grin

Done but I thought you'd like to get some credits.
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« Reply #724 on: June 09, 2012, 05:52:25 PM »

Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  Grin

Done but I thought you'd like to get some credits.

Nick doesn't understand there is no such thing as bad press.
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« Reply #725 on: June 09, 2012, 05:54:16 PM »

Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  Grin

Done but I thought you'd like to get some credits.

Nick doesn't understand there is no such thing as bad press.

Well and wisely said, Despota.
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« Reply #726 on: June 10, 2012, 10:59:30 AM »

Humor?

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« Reply #727 on: June 10, 2012, 11:03:14 AM »

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« Reply #728 on: June 10, 2012, 11:35:41 AM »

Michal,

I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all. It is too serious and pedagogical, no humour involved, and simply boring. If you really feel the need to do this, couldn't it please go to its own thread? It is destroying all the fun here.
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« Reply #729 on: June 10, 2012, 02:22:57 PM »

Michal,

I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all.

Funnydox Phil?
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« Reply #730 on: June 10, 2012, 02:42:03 PM »

Michal,

I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all.

Funnydox Phil?
How about Fakeodox Fanourios?

I admit it's a little cheap because it's so easy:

-Why yes, the Anglo-Catholic Celtic Orthodox Church-Charleston Patriarchate is very traditional...
...just ask our bishop's wife!

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-MY CHURCH DOES NOT JUST EXIST ON THE INTERNET!
-You are welcome to come by my garage cathedral any time.

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« Reply #731 on: June 10, 2012, 03:14:15 PM »

How about

"Funnydox Fanny: Uses only Church-approved emoticons."
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« Reply #732 on: June 10, 2012, 03:55:28 PM »

I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.
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« Reply #733 on: June 10, 2012, 04:36:05 PM »

I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.

HH? Boy you are lazy!
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« Reply #734 on: June 11, 2012, 03:47:13 AM »

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« Reply #735 on: June 11, 2012, 03:49:38 AM »

I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.

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« Reply #736 on: June 11, 2012, 06:44:58 AM »

I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.

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« Reply #737 on: June 11, 2012, 11:51:03 AM »

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« Reply #738 on: June 11, 2012, 12:24:56 PM »

i think happydox herman has potential

without the pedagogics
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« Reply #739 on: June 11, 2012, 03:09:09 PM »

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« Reply #741 on: June 11, 2012, 04:52:23 PM »

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« Reply #742 on: June 11, 2012, 05:04:51 PM »

I think Happydox Herman is brilliant. It's like the "anti-joke" of Hyperdox Herman.

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« Reply #743 on: June 11, 2012, 05:16:15 PM »

my bad, this one I wanted to post:
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« Reply #744 on: June 11, 2012, 06:07:26 PM »

Why did Constantinople get the works?
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« Reply #745 on: June 12, 2012, 03:35:23 AM »

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« Reply #746 on: June 12, 2012, 06:48:15 AM »

my bad, this one I wanted to post:

LOL, Michal - not to worry. Pulling pews out of the floor can never be done often enough - I know, Herman told me so Cheesy

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« Reply #748 on: June 12, 2012, 04:38:46 PM »

I wonder if this guy knows that we're doing this.

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« Reply #749 on: June 12, 2012, 06:06:51 PM »

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« Reply #750 on: June 12, 2012, 06:21:05 PM »

Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...

okay, I'm still trying to come up with a punchline.
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« Reply #751 on: June 12, 2012, 06:41:39 PM »

Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...

okay, I'm still trying to come up with a punchline.

Technically, every Hyperdox Herman should be done 3 times (or 12). Michael's finally starting to get it right.
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« Reply #752 on: June 12, 2012, 07:04:36 PM »

"defends slavery"
"heard monasteries in Moldova owned slaves"
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« Reply #753 on: June 12, 2012, 11:21:56 PM »

my bad, this one I wanted to post:

fiiiiiinally, a funny one!
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« Reply #754 on: June 13, 2012, 12:06:39 AM »

Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...

okay, I'm still trying to come up with a punchline.

Technically, every Hyperdox Herman should be done 3 times (or 12). Michael's finally starting to get it right.

Lenten period...40 times.
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« Reply #755 on: June 13, 2012, 02:49:37 AM »

"defends slavery"
"heard monasteries in Moldova owned slaves"

Actually, that would be quite cool, but the other way around:

"Heard monasteries in the Old Country owned slaves"

"Calls slavery part of Orthodox Tradition"
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« Reply #757 on: June 13, 2012, 02:00:39 PM »

Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "
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« Reply #758 on: June 13, 2012, 02:04:06 PM »

Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "

Or even better yet:

"Reads Augustin's posts on OC.net"

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« Reply #759 on: June 14, 2012, 04:23:54 AM »

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« Reply #760 on: June 14, 2012, 04:28:56 AM »

this one is great

Even better if the second line read "ten bishops and three parishes".  Shocked laugh laugh
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« Reply #761 on: June 14, 2012, 04:44:28 AM »

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« Reply #762 on: June 14, 2012, 06:53:27 AM »

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« Reply #763 on: June 14, 2012, 07:32:03 AM »

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« Reply #764 on: June 14, 2012, 07:44:21 AM »

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