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« Reply #270 on: April 10, 2012, 05:10:36 PM »

I didn't understand the masturbation one...

The type of porn that he is mentioning is porn where a married woman is doing the nasty with someone that she is not married to, either without knowledge of the husband, or with him watching (normally the former).  We would call it Adultery.  So, what is happening here is that we have a hypocrite who thinks homos are evil, yet masturbates to adulterous porn.  I know people like that, so I was not offended by the whole thing (other than the fact that I find cuckold porn offensive).
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« Reply #271 on: April 10, 2012, 06:19:36 PM »

Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.

I'm not sure that I understand how it is any more offensive a thing than several other things that are discussed, sometimes in detail, around these parts  Huh
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« Reply #272 on: April 10, 2012, 06:26:55 PM »

Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.

I'm not sure that I understand how it is any more offensive a thing than several other things that are discussed, sometimes in detail, around these parts  Huh

Dude, you are like such an opposite of this angel sometimes.

Like Herman has such refined tastes in pr0n!
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« Reply #273 on: April 10, 2012, 07:08:21 PM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....
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« Reply #274 on: April 10, 2012, 09:12:39 PM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

we have alot of mileage left in christopher and helena...
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« Reply #275 on: April 10, 2012, 09:20:47 PM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

we have alot of mileage left in christopher and helena...

Helena is just a beautiful, innocent flower, who needs but a nudge in the right direction. Now I cannot say that I am the only one who could give her that nudge--but I would consider it an honor if I could try.
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« Reply #276 on: April 10, 2012, 10:20:46 PM »

Helpmeet Helena:

Never leaves home without a headscarf.

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« Reply #277 on: April 11, 2012, 12:00:23 AM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people.
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« Reply #278 on: April 11, 2012, 12:20:44 AM »

Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.

I'm not sure that I understand how it is any more offensive a thing than several other things that are discussed, sometimes in detail, around these parts  Huh
I said off of the facebook, not off of here. Although I don't think it's particularly funny either way.
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« Reply #279 on: April 11, 2012, 12:21:50 AM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people.

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« Reply #280 on: April 11, 2012, 12:34:56 AM »

Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.

I'm not sure that I understand how it is any more offensive a thing than several other things that are discussed, sometimes in detail, around these parts  Huh
I said off of the facebook, not off of here. Although I don't think it's particularly funny either way.

And somewhat redundant- we already have this brilliant number that said all that really need be (if that!) said on the issue:


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« Reply #281 on: April 11, 2012, 12:46:48 AM »

We could do a helpmeet Helena:

Vocally condemns adultery in parish during coffee hour/ Tevo's Desperate Housewives premiere
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« Reply #282 on: April 11, 2012, 12:48:19 AM »

We could do a helpmeet Helena:

Vocally condemns adultery in parish during coffee hour/ Tevo's Desperate Housewives premiere

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« Reply #283 on: April 11, 2012, 12:52:55 AM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people.

I'm not Orthodox, so I don't feel compelled to follow the same calendrical restrictions Smiley  I've flirted with making an "Atheist Alex" thing, but I don't think it'd work out. There'd be a lot of material to work with, but putting it on this site seems like a strange idea, and I couldn't put it on an atheist site because there is geranlly far too much intolerance in such places.

I said off of the facebook, not off of here. Although I don't think it's particularly funny either way.

Seems to me it'd make more sense the other way around. So someone comes across something on facebook that is offensive... so what? But if it really is offensive and they come across it on a forum dedicated to Orthodoxy, well doesn't that reflect poorly on the forum, and perhaps drive them away? But then I don't think it's offensive, so for me it's not really an issue. But if it's gonna make people mad then I'll cease and desist.

And somewhat redundant- we already have this brilliant number that said all that really need be (if that!) said on the issue:

True. I hadn't remembered that one.
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« Reply #284 on: April 11, 2012, 12:57:43 AM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people.

ok -- how about this: most of these Hyperdox Herman jokes are wildly exaggerated (if not completely made up) caricatures invented by the lukewarm to make themselves feel better ( Shocked)


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« Reply #285 on: April 11, 2012, 01:00:09 AM »

ok -- how about this: most of these Hyperdox Herman jokes are wildly exaggerated (if not completely made up) caricatures invented by the lukewarm to make themselves feel better ( Shocked)

For me, this thread is quite biographical/autobiographical in nature, and hits quite close to past experiences of mine. I won't mention which ones so as not to cause further scandal police
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« Reply #286 on: April 11, 2012, 01:23:41 AM »

Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course.....

But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people.

ok -- how about this: most of these Hyperdox Herman jokes are wildly exaggerated (if not completely made up) caricatures invented by the lukewarm to make themselves feel better ( Shocked)


Or- its a bunch of hyperdox making fun of themselves- as *tos has suggested. Anyone who devotes as much time to an Orthodox forum as most of the posters on this thread don't get to duck the label.
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« Reply #287 on: April 11, 2012, 03:30:15 AM »

I'd personally like to focus more on Cradle Christopher...
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« Reply #288 on: April 11, 2012, 10:14:10 AM »

I wish people would do more of the Helpmeet Helena ones, and use the picture, so I could stare into her sweet, submissive eyes.
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« Reply #289 on: April 11, 2012, 10:15:22 AM »

I wish people would do more of the Helpmeet Helena ones, and use the picture, so I could stare into her sweet, submissive eyes.

Just save it to your hard drive and use it as your wallpaper like I did bro!
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« Reply #290 on: April 11, 2012, 11:18:43 AM »

I wish people would do more of the Helpmeet Helena ones, and use the picture, so I could stare into her sweet, submissive eyes.

Just save it to your hard drive and use it as your wallpaper like I did bro!

I bet Herman did the same...
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« Reply #291 on: April 11, 2012, 11:29:17 AM »

I'd personally like to focus more on Cradle Christopher...

Why? Herman is funnier.
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« Reply #292 on: April 11, 2012, 11:32:30 AM »

I couldn't put it on an atheist site because there is geranlly far too much intolerance in such places.

LOL. Thank you for confirming my stereotype of Atheists.
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« Reply #293 on: April 11, 2012, 06:47:57 PM »

I'd personally like to focus more on Cradle Christopher...

Why? Herman is funnier.

I don't know. I guess because I see more Cradle Christophers at my Parish than I do Hyperdox Hermans, so, it might be more interesting for me.
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« Reply #294 on: April 11, 2012, 06:50:42 PM »

Maybe some of us Latin Catholics who love the TLM need a Traditionalist Thomas or something. Smiley

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« Reply #295 on: April 11, 2012, 06:59:22 PM »

Also, how about an Agnostic Arnold? You know, one of those soft-hearted, humanistic people who always talk about how there is so much we do not know about in the world. And a Baptist Bob!
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« Reply #296 on: April 11, 2012, 07:03:19 PM »

Maybe some of us Latin Catholics who love the TLM need a Traditionalist Thomas or something. Smiley

And for the "Orthodox in communion with Rome crowd", we need a Byzantine Bob.

this has potential...
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« Reply #297 on: April 11, 2012, 07:05:30 PM »

lol Baptist Bob

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« Reply #298 on: April 11, 2012, 07:29:28 PM »

lol Baptist Bob

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And for the "Orthodox in communion with Rome crowd", we need a Byzantine Bob.

I know a few people that this could be named for instead....  Cheesy
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« Reply #300 on: April 11, 2012, 07:36:02 PM »

Also, let us not forget Oriental Oscar
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« Reply #302 on: April 11, 2012, 08:59:40 PM »

Also, how about an Agnostic Arnold?

Wouldn't work. Agnostics are perfect. Smiley
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Also, how about an Agnostic Arnold?

Wouldn't work. Agnostics are perfect. Smiley

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« Reply #304 on: April 11, 2012, 10:08:48 PM »

Also, how about an Agnostic Arnold?

Wouldn't work. Agnostics are perfect. Smiley
Agnostic Arnold:

Might be perfect.

Can't be sure.
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Also, how about an Agnostic Arnold?

Wouldn't work. Agnostics are perfect. Smiley
Agnostic Arnold:

Might be perfect.

Can't be sure.

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« Reply #306 on: April 11, 2012, 11:46:55 PM »

The amount of giggles this gives me can't be expressed in words...

I was so "hyperdox", I'm surprised anyone could put up with me!  I like to think I've cooled down quite a bit.




I really notice "hyperdoxy" now, more so than when I first converted.  Saying prayers with the priest and all of that business, I've seen it at my parish.  It's hard to take that guy seriously sometimes.

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« Reply #307 on: April 12, 2012, 12:16:02 AM »

-Agnostic Arnold-

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Is certain that nothing is entirely certain
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« Reply #310 on: April 12, 2012, 02:58:44 AM »

Hyperdox Herman:

Rants about Church, Holy Fathers and Holy Tradition

Deems Augustine as a heretic
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« Reply #311 on: April 12, 2012, 07:48:01 AM »

Hyperdox Herman:

Rants about Church, Holy Fathers and Holy Tradition

Deems St. Augustine as a heretic

Fixed it for, ya, Herm.

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« Reply #312 on: April 14, 2012, 10:20:52 PM »

and again...
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« Reply #313 on: April 15, 2012, 07:05:01 PM »

Herman:

-Rest of church sits during this part of the liturgy

-"True Orthodox never sit."
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« Reply #314 on: April 15, 2012, 07:06:39 PM »

And because I can poke fun at myself, another Herman, topically relevant for today:

-Knows the response to "Christ is Risen!" in six languages

-Can correctly pronounce it only in English.
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