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The type of porn that he is mentioning is porn where a married woman is doing the nasty with someone that she is not married to, either without knowledge of the husband, or with him watching (normally the former). We would call it Adultery. So, what is happening here is that we have a hypocrite who thinks homos are evil, yet masturbates to adulterous porn. I know people like that, so I was not offended by the whole thing (other than the fact that I find cuckold porn offensive). |
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we have alot of mileage left in christopher and helena... Helena is just a beautiful, innocent flower, who needs but a nudge in the right direction. Now I cannot say that I am the only one who could give her that nudge--but I would consider it an honor if I could try. |
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« Reply #278 on: April 11, 2012, 12:20:44 AM » |
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« Reply #280 on: April 11, 2012, 12:34:56 AM » |
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Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.
I'm not sure that I understand how it is any more offensive a thing than several other things that are discussed, sometimes in detail, around these parts I said off of the facebook, not off of here. Although I don't think it's particularly funny either way. And somewhat redundant- we already have this brilliant number that said all that really need be (if that!) said on the issue: |
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« Reply #281 on: April 11, 2012, 12:46:48 AM » |
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Vocally condemns adultery in parish during coffee hour/ Tevo's Desperate Housewives premiere
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« Reply #283 on: April 11, 2012, 12:52:55 AM » |
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Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course..... But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people. I'm not Orthodox, so I don't feel compelled to follow the same calendrical restrictions  I've flirted with making an "Atheist Alex" thing, but I don't think it'd work out. There'd be a lot of material to work with, but putting it on this site seems like a strange idea, and I couldn't put it on an atheist site because there is geranlly far too much intolerance in such places. I said off of the facebook, not off of here. Although I don't think it's particularly funny either way.
Seems to me it'd make more sense the other way around. So someone comes across something on facebook that is offensive... so what? But if it really is offensive and they come across it on a forum dedicated to Orthodoxy, well doesn't that reflect poorly on the forum, and perhaps drive them away? But then I don't think it's offensive, so for me it's not really an issue. But if it's gonna make people mad then I'll cease and desist. And somewhat redundant- we already have this brilliant number that said all that really need be (if that!) said on the issue:
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Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course..... But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people. ok -- how about this: most of these Hyperdox Herman jokes are wildly exaggerated (if not completely made up) caricatures invented by the lukewarm to make themselves feel better (  ) Internet Ignatius : Thinks faithful convert lacks the Orthodox ethos. Reduces every doctrine he doesnt personally like to theologumena. |
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« Reply #286 on: April 11, 2012, 01:23:41 AM » |
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Just my opinion, but it seems like Herman has run his course..... But there's only a few days of Lent left to make fun of other Orthodox people. ok -- how about this: most of these Hyperdox Herman jokes are wildly exaggerated (if not completely made up) caricatures invented by the lukewarm to make themselves feel better ( ) Or- its a bunch of hyperdox making fun of themselves- as *tos has suggested. Anyone who devotes as much time to an Orthodox forum as most of the posters on this thread don't get to duck the label. |
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« Reply #288 on: April 11, 2012, 10:14:10 AM » |
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« Reply #289 on: April 11, 2012, 10:15:22 AM » |
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« Reply #304 on: April 11, 2012, 10:08:48 PM » |
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« Reply #306 on: April 11, 2012, 11:46:55 PM » |
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The amount of giggles this gives me can't be expressed in words... I was so "hyperdox", I'm surprised anyone could put up with me! I like to think I've cooled down quite a bit.  I really notice "hyperdoxy" now, more so than when I first converted. Saying prayers with the priest and all of that business, I've seen it at my parish. It's hard to take that guy seriously sometimes. |
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« Reply #313 on: April 15, 2012, 07:05:01 PM » |
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