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« Reply #225 on: March 23, 2012, 11:57:24 PM »



Fits me perfectly. I share Peter's sins, not his saintliness. Embarrassed


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« Reply #226 on: April 04, 2012, 12:21:18 PM »

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« Reply #227 on: April 04, 2012, 12:37:59 PM »



and then goes to confession for all the times that he didn't depart during his catechumenate Wink
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« Reply #228 on: April 04, 2012, 02:59:29 PM »




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« Reply #229 on: April 04, 2012, 03:12:48 PM »



Fits me perfectly. I share Peter's sins, not his saintliness. Embarrassed


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« Reply #230 on: April 04, 2012, 03:15:25 PM »

Fits me perfectly. I share Peter's sins, not his saintliness. Embarrassed

The ability to miss the point is strong in you bro! Smiley
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« Reply #231 on: April 08, 2012, 08:21:32 AM »

And again...
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« Reply #232 on: April 08, 2012, 10:34:43 AM »

And again
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« Reply #234 on: April 08, 2012, 01:44:50 PM »

Not sure how to make one but:

-Hyperdox Herman-

Complains that Protestants spend too much money on trendy clothes for Church

Goes online and orders ten 'Orthodoxy or Death' t-shirts to show off at Liturgy

-Cradle Christopher-

Complains that the whole world is not Orthodox

Does not want to share Parish with non-Greek/non-Russian converts due to national pride
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« Reply #235 on: April 08, 2012, 01:47:38 PM »

Not sure how to make one but:

-Hyperdox Herman-

Complains that Protestants spend too much money on trendy clothes for Church

Goes online and orders ten 'Orthodoxy or Death' t-shirts to show off at Liturgy

-Cradle Christopher-

Complains that the whole world is not Orthodox

Does not want to share Parish with non-Greek/non-Russian converts due to national pride

Nice!

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« Reply #236 on: April 08, 2012, 06:36:44 PM »

Not sure how to make one but:

-Hyperdox Herman-

Complains that Protestants spend too much money on trendy clothes for Church

Goes online and orders ten 'Orthodoxy or Death' t-shirts to show off at Liturgy

-Cradle Christopher-

Complains that the whole world is not Orthodox

Does not want to share Parish with non-Greek/non-Russian converts due to national pride

I like it.
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« Reply #237 on: April 09, 2012, 01:37:28 PM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

Arrives early at 9:30PM to help set up

-Cradle Christopher-

Priest says fast from meat on wednesdays and fridays, hmm...

Lamb doesn't count as meat, hur hur
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« Reply #238 on: April 09, 2012, 02:10:56 PM »

-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

Arrives at 10:30AM

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« Reply #239 on: April 09, 2012, 02:52:30 PM »

-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

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Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?
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« Reply #240 on: April 09, 2012, 03:27:43 PM »

-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

Arrives at 10:30AM



Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?

It's not about that it is about showing respect to the Savior by attending His entire service rather than being lazy and only coming for the important parts.
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« Reply #241 on: April 09, 2012, 03:32:12 PM »

-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

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Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?

Praying to God?
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« Reply #242 on: April 09, 2012, 03:35:19 PM »

-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

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Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?

Not really. I mean, I hear some Churches are starting this new thing called "orthodoxros" or something, not sure what it's about. But you have to go, like, 20 minutes before Liturgy even starts. Who's gonna do that? I'm sleeping in as long as I can on Sunday! Gotta be rested up for football later in the day, know what I'm saying?
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« Reply #243 on: April 09, 2012, 03:38:03 PM »

Vamrat was joking.
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« Reply #244 on: April 09, 2012, 03:40:38 PM »

Vamrat was joking.

He's bringing out the Herman.
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« Reply #245 on: April 09, 2012, 03:57:30 PM »

Vamrat was joking.

He's bringing out the Herman.

The Apostles were full of the Holy Spirit, as were many of the Saints.  Others of us are full of the Hyperdox Herman.
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« Reply #246 on: April 09, 2012, 04:00:01 PM »

-Cradle Christopher-

Priest says fast from meat on wednesdays and fridays, hmm...

Lamb doesn't count as meat, hur hur

Lol.  Wink
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« Reply #247 on: April 10, 2012, 01:16:38 AM »

and again...
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« Reply #248 on: April 10, 2012, 01:38:29 AM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

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-Cradle Christopher-

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« Reply #249 on: April 10, 2012, 02:52:24 AM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world

Sorry- true Hyperdox know for a fact that St Augustine is actually THE arch-heretic responsible for all the ills of the West. The pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his bedroom is St Patrick.
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« Reply #250 on: April 10, 2012, 03:54:27 AM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world

Sorry- true Hyperdox know for a fact that St Augustine is actually THE arch-heretic responsible for all the ills of the West. The pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his bedroom is St Patrick.

You've just been Hyperdoxed!

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« Reply #251 on: April 10, 2012, 11:13:56 AM »

And again

Your first one about the Birthday made me chuckle. Both my paternal grandfather and my wife's maternal grandmother were born on Christmas Day in Austria-Hungary - December 25 OC January 6th on the New Calendar - back in the 19th century before the OC slipped another day.  Wink I wonder how Herman would handle that one! lol.... He'd probably 'hyper'-ventilate!
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« Reply #253 on: April 10, 2012, 11:58:48 AM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world

I think the labels on those two are the wrong way around, except "recently immigrated to" should be "was born and raised in".
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« Reply #254 on: April 10, 2012, 12:41:54 PM »

Helpmeet Helena: Leaves it all to the imagination.
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Helpmeet Helena: Leaves it all to the imagination.

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« Reply #256 on: April 10, 2012, 12:51:01 PM »

Helpmeet Helena:

Never leaves home without a headscarf.

"I thank God I am not like the Baptists, who wear pants to church."
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« Reply #257 on: April 10, 2012, 01:11:07 PM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world

Sorry- true Hyperdox know for a fact that St Augustine is actually THE arch-heretic responsible for all the ills of the West. The pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his bedroom is St Patrick.

You've just been Hyperdoxed!



Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?
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« Reply #258 on: April 10, 2012, 01:26:39 PM »

You've just been Hyperdoxed!



Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?

Hyperdox Herman:
Patiently explains that Orthodoxy does not hold Scripture is inerrant.
Thinks the 12-volume Lives of the Saints is a dogmatic text.

Hyperdox Herman:
Hasn't read the Gospel in over a year.
Has the Life of St. Barsanuphius memorized.


For what it's worth, I agree with FormerReformer. If a Hyperdox has an issue with Western saints it's going to start with "Blessed Augustine"
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« Reply #259 on: April 10, 2012, 01:34:46 PM »

You've just been Hyperdoxed!



Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?

Hyperdox Herman:
Patiently explains that Orthodoxy does not hold Scripture is inerrant.
Thinks the 12-volume Lives of the Saints is a dogmatic text.

Hyperdox Herman:
Hasn't read the Gospel in over a year.
Has the Life of St. Barsanuphius memorized.


For what it's worth, I agree with FormerReformer. If a Hyperdox has an issue with Western saints it's going to start with "Blessed Augustine"
And St Jerome. The two just get no hyperdox love. British saints, OTOH, are fair game.
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« Reply #260 on: April 10, 2012, 02:10:39 PM »

Being hypderdox myself, it is fair to mention that St. Augustine of Hippo did correct many of his errors in his later 'Retractions' book and that most of his writings may have been misinterpreted and used in a way different than what he originally meant by Anselm's interpretation of them. Other than that, he still was a great man who loved the Church more than anything and is an inspiration to me; even if he made theological errors all the time.

Anyway, what would you gents say is the most complex, largest most confusing book/volume in all of the Orthodox Church? I think I know but I cannot remember the name of it. No, not scripture.
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« Reply #261 on: April 10, 2012, 02:13:20 PM »

Helpmeet Helena:

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"I thank God I am not like the Baptists, who wear pants to church."

LOL...  Smiley   

Maybe Helpmeet Helena saw this old Wendy's commercial and thinks that Orthodox Russian women dress like Soviet women?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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« Reply #262 on: April 10, 2012, 02:23:52 PM »

You've just been Hyperdoxed!



Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?

Hyperdox Herman:
Patiently explains that Orthodoxy does not hold Scripture is inerrant.
Thinks the 12-volume Lives of the Saints is a dogmatic text.

Hyperdox Herman:
Hasn't read the Gospel in over a year.
Has the Life of St. Barsanuphius memorized.


For what it's worth, I agree with FormerReformer. If a Hyperdox has an issue with Western saints it's going to start with "Blessed Augustine"
And St Jerome. The two just get no hyperdox love. British saints, OTOH, are fair game.

What about St. Augustine of Canterbury?
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« Reply #263 on: April 10, 2012, 03:53:59 PM »

Hyperdox Herman:

Hasn't read scripture since he converted to Orthodoxy

Is currently memorizing the Protoevangelium of James
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« Reply #264 on: April 10, 2012, 04:01:55 PM »

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« Reply #265 on: April 10, 2012, 04:13:53 PM »

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« Reply #266 on: April 10, 2012, 04:16:49 PM »

Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.
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« Reply #267 on: April 10, 2012, 04:17:35 PM »

Please take the masturbation cuckhold herman off of facebook. It's not funny and crosses the line.

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« Reply #268 on: April 10, 2012, 04:23:37 PM »

helpmeet helena:

Disguises herself as a man so she can hand deliver Pascha baskets to the monks on Mt. Athos.
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« Reply #269 on: April 10, 2012, 05:03:30 PM »

I didn't understand the masturbation one...
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