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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1710 on: July 12, 2013, 05:14:42 PM »
and again

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« Reply #1711 on: July 12, 2013, 05:32:35 PM »
Pretty bad, for St. Gregory of Nazianzen saith: "That which has not been assumed, has not been healed"

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1712 on: July 12, 2013, 05:35:22 PM »
wait did I say that I don't think so
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1713 on: July 13, 2013, 12:43:39 PM »
and again
Too many latinisms. Real Hyperdox would have said "Koimeses" instead.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1714 on: August 07, 2013, 12:44:33 AM »
It's a membase link to an HH joke:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3vf7c5/

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1715 on: August 07, 2013, 09:45:05 PM »
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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« Reply #1716 on: August 08, 2013, 07:46:27 PM »
Why is that? Has he read the condemnations against dancers and actors?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1717 on: August 08, 2013, 08:32:48 PM »
Name: Eustace
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1718 on: August 08, 2013, 11:06:37 PM »
Name: Eustace
Chrismation name: Efstace

Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. ;) :police:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1719 on: August 08, 2013, 11:13:48 PM »
Name: Eustace
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Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. ;) :police:

I couldn't put my finger on it, but I knew there was something not quite right about "Efstace".  I didn't know "Eustace" was "Evstathios".  I've always seen this name latinised as "Eustathius".
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1720 on: August 12, 2013, 02:31:33 AM »
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Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. ;) :police:
That sounds too ethnic.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1721 on: August 12, 2013, 02:47:34 AM »
Name: Eustace
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Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. ;) :police:
That sounds too ethnic.

It would be too ethnic for Luke Warmodox, but it would be right up Herman's alley.  ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1722 on: August 17, 2013, 01:07:50 PM »
dunno what image to use with this, just thought of it:

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1723 on: August 17, 2013, 02:27:14 PM »
OK.  I'm learning how to do memes, using a meme generator that someone linked.  I hope I am doing this right.  This is the first one I have done:


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1724 on: August 17, 2013, 02:31:22 PM »
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1725 on: August 17, 2013, 03:02:41 PM »
OK.  I'm learning how to do memes, using a meme generator that someone linked.  I hope I am doing this right.  This is the first one I have done:

LOL. I like it.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1726 on: August 17, 2013, 04:31:07 PM »
Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1727 on: August 17, 2013, 04:34:37 PM »
Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

It's terrifying. Like some creature from nightmares.

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« Reply #1728 on: August 17, 2013, 04:38:07 PM »
I think that it is depicted that way on purpose, just like the posters of the Lazy and Vicious man and the Pious and Upright Man.

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« Reply #1729 on: August 17, 2013, 04:55:25 PM »
Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

I agree, very cute.  Now if there was someway to have one with a wombat (they're very cute, too).
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1730 on: August 18, 2013, 12:16:30 AM »
Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

I thought you'd appreciate it.  It's definitely cuter than Mr. Yuk.   :D

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1731 on: August 18, 2013, 12:17:31 AM »
Accidie is so cute, Salpy!  

It's terrifying. Like some creature from nightmares.

Sloths are the only creatures I know of that were named after a sin, and they are adorable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8b5v4USEWY
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1732 on: August 18, 2013, 07:29:30 AM »
Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

It's terrifying. Like some creature from nightmares.

Sloths are the only creatures I know of that were named after a sin, and they are adorable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8b5v4USEWY

Let's agree to disagree.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1733 on: August 18, 2013, 03:15:15 PM »
my own creation

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1734 on: August 20, 2013, 03:33:19 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.
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« Reply #1735 on: August 20, 2013, 03:42:20 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

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« Reply #1736 on: August 20, 2013, 04:04:13 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

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« Reply #1737 on: August 20, 2013, 04:06:22 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

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« Reply #1738 on: August 20, 2013, 04:09:57 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

In other thread he was asking whether he and his wife could wear monastic habits to 'witness about Orthodoxy'...

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« Reply #1739 on: August 20, 2013, 04:12:40 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

In other thread he was asking whether he and his wife could wear monastic habits to 'witness about Orthodoxy'...

He should start some reality tv show. Of course in order to witness about Orthodoxy.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1740 on: August 20, 2013, 04:21:08 PM »
I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

In other thread he was asking whether he and his wife could wear monastic habits to 'witness about Orthodoxy'...
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« Reply #1741 on: September 09, 2013, 10:39:18 AM »
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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« Reply #1742 on: September 09, 2013, 10:44:15 AM »


If only someone could rip and edit and post the "Manly Man" theme from the tv show "Two and half men"  as "Manly Monks."    :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1743 on: September 09, 2013, 10:44:54 AM »


I almost spit my tea on my keyboard at work.  Thank you.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1744 on: September 17, 2013, 02:37:21 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1745 on: September 18, 2013, 09:58:03 AM »
What happens afterward? This is making me LMAO.

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« Reply #1747 on: September 29, 2013, 05:22:25 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.

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« Reply #1748 on: September 29, 2013, 06:59:39 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.

Read it again.
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« Reply #1749 on: September 29, 2013, 08:02:56 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1750 on: October 02, 2013, 03:24:38 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  ;)

What is this thing you call...how do you say, "Hyoooormorrrr"?  Something like that, right?
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« Reply #1751 on: October 02, 2013, 03:25:59 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  ;)

Humour not humor.

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« Reply #1752 on: October 02, 2013, 03:33:47 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  ;)

Humour not humor.
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« Reply #1753 on: October 02, 2013, 03:34:07 PM »
Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  ;)

Humour not humor.

Not in America it isn't.  :P

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1754 on: October 02, 2013, 06:52:16 PM »
I heard a rumour about the orthodox humoUr. It was spreading like a tumoUr. And the rumour is - the church removed the humour together with tumour. Now the christians are neither sick nor fun. What a shame!  I will pray for humour when the days of tumour come again, on feeble bones we shall ride, me and my humour!
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