I don't know if this is an option, but Saint John of Kronstadt Press
has a book for $25 that has an akathist to St. John in it, titled: Book of Akathists: To Our Saviour, the Mother of God, and Various Saints
. I've not bought that volume, but I bought the second one and thought it was very nice.
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.