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« on: December 28, 2011, 10:42:47 PM »
Face of Jesus found in sock by London woman doing laundry

Sarah Crane was shocked to find the face of Jesus in the sole of a sock she had just hung out on the washing line to dry.

It might have been a case of divine intervention, or simply a crease, but Miss Crane from Orpington was convinced she had found the image of Christ.
 
She was so surprised by the likeness she even built a shrine to the disheveled item of clothing...
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 11:37:26 PM »
I'm not sure how to respond.
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I believe in One God, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible.

Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 04:35:39 AM »
Well, I guess Jesus never had a reason to be ashamed of airing his dirty laundry in public. I guess it also goes to show that when you try to air the Lord's dirty laundry in public, even that comes out clean. Christ-cleanser, the only detergent to use blood to get out even the worst stains, like more blood. It's everywhere you want to be.
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2 Cor. 12:9 And He said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore most gladly I will rather boast in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 04:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Anastasia1 on December 29, 2011, 04:35:39 AM
Well, I guess Jesus never had a reason to be ashamed of airing his dirty laundry in public. I guess it also goes to show that when you try to air the Lord's dirty laundry in public, even that comes out clean. Christ-cleanser, the only detergent to use blood to get out even the worst stains, like more blood. It's everywhere you want to be.

POST OF THE MONTH!!  Truly inspired. laugh laugh laugh
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And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?!

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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 10:17:34 AM »
That's nice. But what does it smell like?
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 11:56:04 AM »
This stuff makes us look so stupid.......well...this and the grilled cheese sammich.

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2011, 01:25:17 AM »
Quote from: LBK on December 29, 2011, 04:53:38 AM
Quote from: Anastasia1 on December 29, 2011, 04:35:39 AM
Well, I guess Jesus never had a reason to be ashamed of airing his dirty laundry in public. I guess it also goes to show that when you try to air the Lord's dirty laundry in public, even that comes out clean. Christ-cleanser, the only detergent to use blood to get out even the worst stains, like more blood. It's everywhere you want to be.

POST OF THE MONTH!!  Truly inspired. laugh laugh laugh
Thanks for the compliment.
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2 Cor. 12:9 And He said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore most gladly I will rather boast in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
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