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« on: December 28, 2011, 10:42:47 PM »
Face of Jesus found in sock by London woman doing laundry

Sarah Crane was shocked to find the face of Jesus in the sole of a sock she had just hung out on the washing line to dry.

It might have been a case of divine intervention, or simply a crease, but Miss Crane from Orpington was convinced she had found the image of Christ.
 
She was so surprised by the likeness she even built a shrine to the disheveled item of clothing...
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 11:37:26 PM »
I'm not sure how to respond.
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 04:35:39 AM »
Well, I guess Jesus never had a reason to be ashamed of airing his dirty laundry in public. I guess it also goes to show that when you try to air the Lord's dirty laundry in public, even that comes out clean. Christ-cleanser, the only detergent to use blood to get out even the worst stains, like more blood. It's everywhere you want to be.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 04:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Anastasia1 on December 29, 2011, 04:35:39 AM
Well, I guess Jesus never had a reason to be ashamed of airing his dirty laundry in public. I guess it also goes to show that when you try to air the Lord's dirty laundry in public, even that comes out clean. Christ-cleanser, the only detergent to use blood to get out even the worst stains, like more blood. It's everywhere you want to be.

POST OF THE MONTH!!  Truly inspired. laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 10:17:34 AM »
That's nice. But what does it smell like?
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 11:56:04 AM »
This stuff makes us look so stupid.......well...this and the grilled cheese sammich.

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2011, 01:25:17 AM »
Quote from: LBK on December 29, 2011, 04:53:38 AM
Quote from: Anastasia1 on December 29, 2011, 04:35:39 AM
Well, I guess Jesus never had a reason to be ashamed of airing his dirty laundry in public. I guess it also goes to show that when you try to air the Lord's dirty laundry in public, even that comes out clean. Christ-cleanser, the only detergent to use blood to get out even the worst stains, like more blood. It's everywhere you want to be.

POST OF THE MONTH!!  Truly inspired. laugh laugh laugh
Thanks for the compliment.
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To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding.

Abbe Faria: Here is your final lesson - do not commit the crime for which you now serve the sentence. God said, Vengeance is mine.
Edmond Dantes: I don't believe in God.
Abbe Faria: It doesn't matter. He believes in you.
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