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« on: November 02, 2011, 03:54:39 PM »
Have any Orthodox missionaries talked about Sasquatch, especially in the Pacific North West?
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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 03:57:25 PM »
Exactly how bored are you? //:=)
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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 04:09:19 PM »
Have any Orthodox missionaries talked about Sasquatch, especially in the Pacific North West?

Probably not anymore than they speak of the Easter Bunny or the Good Tooth Fairy.
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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 04:37:00 PM »
It's purported that St. Innocent tamed one but that it "flipped out" (not my words), running off screaming when it saw an icon of St. Christopher the Dog-Face.  I didn't read the whole story... I dunno... something about they can't tolerate dogs. 
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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 04:40:20 PM »
It's purported that St. Innocent tamed one but that it "flipped out" (not my words), running off screaming when it saw an icon of St. Christopher the Dog-Face.  I didn't read the whole story... I dunno... something about they can't tolerate dogs. 

That is so awesome that my patron intimidates even Bigfoot!

Just another reason why St. Christopher is (arguably) the third greatest saint in all of Christianity!
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Re: Sasquatch
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2011, 06:33:44 PM »

LOL!  That's great! 
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