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« on: October 04, 2011, 10:20:42 PM »

Since our Most Imperial Majesty is on our deathbed, and will without question be canonized a saint, we shall begin to lay our bids and buy his relics.

As the Emperor Emeritus, it is only right that his computer, heart, and kneecap and tongue go to me, and as a former mod the nose goes to asteriktos.

The rest of his body and possessions shall be bidded on, and all members are welcome to start the bidding at 100 euros for a body part, and 50 euros for one of his possessions.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 10:25:38 PM »

I'll take his carbonated water thingy, I'm going to make my own Pool of Bethesda in my backyard.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 10:26:48 PM »

Since our Most Imperial Majesty is on our deathbed, and will without question be canonized a saint, we shall begin to lay our bids and buy his relics.

As the Emperor Emeritus, it is only right that his computer, heart, and kneecap and tongue go to me, and as a former mod the nose goes to asteriktos.

The rest of his body and possessions shall be bidded on, and all members are welcome to start the bidding at 100 euros for a body part, and 50 euros for one of his possessions.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2011, 10:27:33 PM »

This has gone on long enough, and this thread is being locked due to popular request.

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