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Epic Meal Time!
« on: October 02, 2011, 01:17:26 AM »
Oh yeah! Let's hear if for bacon and bacon and did I mention bacon!? Watchu know bout epic food!?

Who all loves this most sublime of youtube channels!?

Share your favorites. Warning: Strong Language.

Candy BBQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1_04GLrPs

Salad made of meat  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB_vHVFM_8

Lasagna made of fast food http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM&NR=1
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 02:22:29 AM »
Oops, forgot it was a fast lol.  :-[
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2011, 02:33:13 AM »
There is no virtue without temptation.
The Episcopallian road is easy and wide, for many go through it to find destruction. lol sorry channeling Isa.

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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2011, 02:34:34 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2011, 04:57:34 AM »
I must protest the utter trivialization of the word "epic" in our time.
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 05:29:07 PM »
I must protest the utter trivialization of the word "epic" in our time.

I mean like I know, right?

I mean, I tried literally to force some people to like watch this movie which is literally and I mean like literally like more than thirty hours long. And they totally thought I was like literally insane. Like completely.

But I was like it is literally epic. You know, I mean epically epic. But it was literally complete epic fail.
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 06:20:38 PM »
They should post warnings that viewing Epic Meal Time may require high dosages of insulin and/or cholesterol medication! lol
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011, 08:49:04 PM »
I must protest the utter trivialization of the word "epic" in our time.

I mean like I know, right?

I mean, I tried literally to force some people to like watch this movie which is literally and I mean like literally like more than thirty hours long. And they totally thought I was like literally insane. Like completely.

But I was like it is literally epic. You know, I mean epically epic. But it was literally complete epic fail.
I think I found out what your illness is, VGS- Valley Girl Syndrome.
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2011, 08:49:27 PM »
They should post warnings that viewing Epic Meal Time may require high dosages of insulin and/or cholesterol medication! lol
Indeed :laugh:!
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2011, 01:01:21 PM »
For the record, epic should only be used for Role Playing Games, World-shattering occurances, or Epic-Metal (which is just awesome)

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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2011, 01:11:33 PM »
The candy one is GROSS! But "gay bacon" made me LOL.
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2011, 02:24:03 PM »
I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

I'm going to need this.

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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011, 06:25:52 PM »
It's the beginning of French Fry Week!

This time with pizza sowce! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_zZdnr8kwc
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2011, 06:28:13 PM »
The candy one is GROSS! But "gay bacon" made me LOL.
I love that line lol!
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2011, 06:43:27 AM »
The boys summon the Dark One of R'lyeh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ITsGZJustI

Also, more candy for Ismi lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HahGxIMlNFM
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2011, 07:36:50 AM »
UGH, so nas-tay! I would take a bite out of a deep fried kit-kat bar, though.

Spam into fries. Oh man, can I be their taste tester?!
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2011, 07:41:26 AM »
But they'd make you eat squid and drink Four Loko.
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2011, 07:42:44 AM »
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I would take a bite out of a deep fried kit-kat bar, though.

IIRC, the Scots are big on battered and deep-fried anything, including all sorts of chocolate bars. Elvis would've loved it.
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2011, 07:48:46 AM »
I have not delved into the world of weird deep fried food just yet! My friend has a motel on the shore and it is located next to a deep-fried stand. Oreos, Twinkies, butter, the works. I haven't tried it yet. Sounds downright horrifying and quite possibly delicious, though.

(Fried pickles are amazing, though.)
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Re: Epic Meal Time!
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2011, 01:17:00 PM »
Deep fried oreos....I would beat up a midget for them.

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