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this thread has not been created yet, and it is a travesty. The entire purpose of this thread is to sing our praises to orthonorm, and to reflect how lucky we are to have such a wonder and benevolent man and emperor in our midst. let us all sing our praises to him.
please, post your stories, etc about how great this man is
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 04:30:15 PM » |
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Some exclusive footage from his coronation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGBtMcSOVQY |
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 04:35:06 PM » |
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I would be happy to, however, in singing his praises, one might lead him to pride. Pride is a sin. Oh wait...yeah...he's the one who keeps reminding me of that.  |
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 04:35:19 PM » |
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Grant victory to the right-believing Orthonorm over all the barbarians.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 04:41:07 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 04:45:52 PM » |
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Coronation of Emperor Bokassa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPYeFF4OoXQTitle added to post per Heorhij's request to make post compliant with forum policy -PtA
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 04:56:54 PM » |
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Dude, one time I was totally stuck in the snow along the highway, and orthonorm helped push my car out! It was amazing!
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 04:59:12 PM » |
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Be comforted, and have faith, O Israel, for your God is infinitely simple and one, composed of no parts.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 05:00:09 PM » |
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One time, back in WWII, when I was captured by the Japanese in Burma, Orthonorm came to my rescue armed with nothing but a heavy walking stick and a division of infantry.
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
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One time, back in WWII, when I was captured by the Japanese in Burma, Orthonorm came to my rescue armed with nothing but a heavy walking stick and a division of infantry.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 05:11:24 PM » |
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Once when I was trying to find the BAD JOKES thread, Orthonorm bumped it for me.  There are about three threads dedicated to His Royal Highness. |
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Glory to Jesus Christ!
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 05:15:37 PM » |
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How apropos! I am very impressed that you came up with this jewel so quickly.. |
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2011, 05:16:49 PM » |
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Once when I was trying to find the BAD JOKES thread, Orthonorm bumped it for me. There are about three threads dedicated to His Royal Highness. His Most Imperial Majesty, to be proper His Most Imperial Majesty Orthonorm, Emperor of the World, Master of the Subject People, Ruler of the Universe, Emperor of the Chatroom, and Lord of All The Ukraine |
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 05:17:40 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2011, 05:19:02 PM » |
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How many threads do we have going? You guys are feeding an ego monster. |
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2011, 05:19:10 PM » |
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Once when I was trying to find the BAD JOKES thread, Orthonorm bumped it for me. There are about three threads dedicated to His Royal Highness. His Most Imperial Majesty, to be proper His Most Imperial Majesty Orthonorm, Emperor of the World, Master of the Subject People, Ruler of the Universe, Emperor of the Chatroom, and Lord of All Ukraineand Lord of All the ukraine. |
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2011, 05:25:37 PM » |
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How many threads do we have going? You guys are feeding an ego monster. It seems as though orthonormania is tearing through the oc.net-narod faster than a bad case of dysentery, or a starving ratel through a honey-covered cobra head, or a polygamist through a herd of camels and/or goats. |
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2011, 05:26:35 PM » |
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How many threads do we have going? You guys are feeding an ego monster. It seems as though orthonormania is tearing through the oc.net-narod faster than a bad case of dysentery, or a starving ratel through a honey-covered cobra head, or a polygamist through a herd of camels and/or goats. You really like goats, don't you. |
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 05:28:00 PM » |
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I, in my offical Position as the former emperor and consort of myself, am commisoning the desgin of His Most Imperial Majesty's Royal Standard and Coat of Arms, and for when he reposes, someone to write an icon for him
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 05:31:51 PM » |
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Just curious to see how this thread develops.
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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 05:34:00 PM » |
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Just curious to see how this thread develops.
Me too. Me too. I am wondering if people are posting these threads as part of a contest to get the second permanent speaking spot in OC.net chat. Who knows. |
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Just curious to see how this thread develops.
Develop is an optimistic term of maturation.... |
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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2011, 05:35:02 PM » |
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Just curious to see how this thread develops.
Develop is an optimistic term of maturation.... Perhaps the word we're all looking for is 'deteriorates'. |
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How many threads do we have going? You guys are feeding an ego monster. It seems as though orthonormania is tearing through the oc.net-narod faster than a bad case of dysentery, or a starving ratel through a honey-covered cobra head, or a polygamist through a herd of camels and/or goats. You really like goats, don't you. Are you trying to insinuate something improper?? |
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2011, 05:48:47 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2011, 05:58:54 PM » |
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Why is everyone acting like this?
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« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2011, 05:59:50 PM » |
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Why is everyone acting like this?
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Christ is risen! !المسيح قام Χριστός ἀνέστη! ⲠⲓⲬⲣⲓⲥⲧⲟⲥ ⲁϥⲧⲱⲛϥ! Christus resurrexit! Come and join OCnet's new book club! |
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« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 06:04:46 PM » |
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Once when I was trying to find the BAD JOKES thread, Orthonorm bumped it for me. There are about three threads dedicated to His Royal Highness. His Most Imperial Majesty, to be proper His Most Imperial Majesty Orthonorm, Emperor of the World, Master of the Subject People, Ruler of the Universe, Emperor of the Chatroom, and Lord of All Ukraineand Lord of All the ukraine. ROFL |
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Tuz kissing is apparently becoming OC.net's number one sport around here.
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One time, back in WWII, when I was captured by the Japanese in Burma, Orthonorm came to my rescue armed with nothing but a heavy walking stick and a division of infantry.
I know what you mean. One time I was sent on a mission to activate a mobile SS-50 ICBM launcher inside the Soviet Union. The object of doing this was to make it look like the reds had started world war 3, so that we could be justified in counter-attacking and wiping them off the planet. We were the best GLG20s they had, and for the mission my name was Emmett Fitz-Hume, and orthonorm was Austin Millbarge. Unfortunately, due to a slight miscalculation we were dropped in Pakistan. Well we were a bit confused, I will tell you! For a while we pretended to be surgeons, but when the son of a village chief died before we could perform an apendoctomy using textbooks as our guide, we were about to be killed! Thankfully some American operatives saved our hides! Little did we know that they were actually Russian assasains, but thankfully orthonorm noticed the watch on one of them and new it's origin, so we were able to hatch a plan and escape. Well, to make a long story short, we made our way to the USSR, found the missile, pretended to be space aliens, had sex with the russki soldiers, launched the missile, diverted the missile so as to become heroes, and then got to play the biggest game of RISK evar. True story. Here's a picture of when we were caught by the Pakistani tribe... someone took the pic with an iphone and then uploaded to their facebook...  |
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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 09:38:39 PM » |
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All Hail His Imperial Majesty, Orthonorm!
May God grant HIM many years!
May God grant HIM victory over the barbarians!
All Hail His Imperial Majesty, Orthonorm!
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The Episcopallian road is easy and wide, for many go through it to find destruction. lol sorry channeling Isa.
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OH AKIMORI, I AM SO GOING TO TOP YOU WITH THIS ONE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ouI2MfkQU&feature=related. Worst anime ever, worst theme song ever. My friend and I watched the entire series in our last year of college and laughed until we cried. |
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THIS is the True Genuine Orthodox National Anthem of the Holy Empire of Orthonorm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_dipFgIzRQ&feature=related |
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