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« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2011, 05:33:23 PM »

"God, if you are hyperdox, have mercy on me for reading the writings of 'Saint' Augustine."
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« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2011, 05:57:39 PM »

"God, if you are hyperdox, have mercy on me for reading the writings of 'Saint' Augustine."

St Augustine was a genius. His Confessions is indispensable and City of God is a tour de Force...

Wait we are trying to mock orthonorm here...well I got nothing. My girlfriend wants to have another stimulating conversation with him.
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« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2011, 05:59:44 PM »

My girlfriend wants to have another stimulating conversation with him.
You should probably find another girlfriend.
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« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2011, 06:03:10 PM »

My girlfriend wants to have another stimulating conversation with him.
You should probably find another girlfriend.
More or less she wants an apology from him because she was frightened when the chat room was up.

And find another girlfriend? No way
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« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2011, 06:05:35 PM »

LOL, I know, was just making fun of the wording of your sentence. Smiley
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« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2011, 06:06:24 PM »

Is that Carmen Sandiego?
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« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2011, 06:08:53 PM »

Oh heck yea, my idol.
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« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2012, 11:03:59 PM »

RIP orthonorm.
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« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2012, 11:17:30 PM »

So many threads about leaving and falling asleep in the Lord lately, must be aliens
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« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2012, 11:33:41 PM »

May their memories be eternal!
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« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2012, 09:14:01 AM »

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« Reply #56 on: December 05, 2012, 06:19:06 AM »

Cry

orthonorm's best face!
http://www.okcupid.com/mybestface?rid=1698743739668506039
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« Reply #57 on: December 05, 2012, 06:35:04 AM »

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« Reply #58 on: December 05, 2012, 06:54:50 AM »

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« Reply #59 on: December 05, 2012, 07:07:07 AM »

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« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2012, 07:36:43 AM »

Pure schlock, add it to the thread. Whoever the iconographer that did this, is just plain terrible. Stupid ecumenism using those hack Catholic artists.

Too lazy to really make this good, maybe another time.

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« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2012, 07:30:46 PM »

Can we make this a meme please? Let's replace Hyperdox Herman with "orthonorm is dead", a nice play on Nietzche.
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« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2012, 10:17:46 PM »

Can we make this a meme please? Let's replace Hyperdox Herman with "orthonorm is dead", a nice play on Nietzche.

BTW, forgot to let you know today, this is great stuff.

The De La Soul Album cover is awesome. Great slept on album.

All very well done.

Based on the PMs people really like the Gebre one. It is good. But really the album cover and the "icon" one are both brilliant in very different ways for my money. Seriously.

You have a real gift.

Thanks for giving me a bit of it.

You really should play around more (not the orthonorm thing per se, but that is fine) with this stuff and share it. You seem to enjoy doing it. I like it.

Not sure about others other than the PMs I got letting me know about this.

Lest anyone think I take offense with any of the above, I absolutely do not.

As I told someone in a PM today, I hope to be long dead before my sense of humor is.

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« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2012, 10:35:26 PM »

What the hell? You are supposed to be dead, I told that stupid hitman...err hello. Smiley

One of these days I will draw, err write, and icon. I was much too tired last night to make it all Byzantine. Maybe it adds to the schlock I dunno.

And speaking of schlock, I'd pay money for one of those "iconographers" to write me a custom one of you. Would provide endless lulz.

I still think my orthonormheadexplode.gif is the greatest gift of all and it keeps on giving.

See I wouldn't mind parodying a few other folks on the boards, but I'm not sure what sense of humor they have.

There is such a wealth of material out there, one of these days I will finish up a large OC.net art project.

EDIT: If I have some effort, I might make a few animated gifs.
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« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2012, 10:46:30 PM »



LOL.

I'll have my car wrapped with this.
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« Reply #65 on: December 05, 2012, 10:53:41 PM »

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LOL.

I'll have my car wrapped with this.

LOL.

Jokes within jokes.

Good times.
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« Reply #67 on: December 05, 2012, 11:16:35 PM »

Was that something you did orthonorm?
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« Reply #68 on: December 05, 2012, 11:48:36 PM »

Was that something you did orthonorm?

It'sa whole thing.

Some schtick of mine and educating our dear Nick on the memorial fads of US urban centers.

Maybe we'll talk about it some time. One of my brilliant ideas that invariably center around my death. I lose track of them.

Glad some people remember them for me.

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« Reply #69 on: December 06, 2012, 01:08:17 AM »

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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« Reply #70 on: December 08, 2012, 12:42:33 PM »

I'm not as good at these as Achronos; nonetheless, my humble contribution:

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« Reply #71 on: December 08, 2012, 01:17:24 PM »

I'm not as good at these as Achronos; nonetheless, my humble contribution:



LOL!

Tupac is killing me.
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« Reply #72 on: December 08, 2012, 03:09:18 PM »

That Tupac pic is fantastic. I think low rent MS Paint pictures are the best for this kind of thing.
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« Reply #73 on: December 11, 2012, 09:00:45 PM »

"God, if you are hyperdox, have mercy on me for reading the writings of 'Saint' Augustine."

xD
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« Reply #74 on: December 11, 2012, 09:12:27 PM »

Japanese Death Poem

Hosshin, 13th century wrote:

    Coming, all is clear, no
    doubt about it. Going, all is
    clear, without a doubt.
    What, then, is all?
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« Reply #75 on: December 11, 2012, 09:22:49 PM »

Final last words:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ **snort** ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ **pft**

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« Reply #76 on: December 11, 2012, 10:27:43 PM »

"I drink, therefore I am"
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« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2013, 01:26:46 AM »

Just got this in the mail, I'm his biggest fan:



Now I got your posters all on my wall



And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?

orthonorm is dead, he's locked in my basement!
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« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2013, 01:49:55 AM »

I'd like to be Orthonorm's successor, but, even with all my greatness, I still don't think that my satirical play on words, rhetoric and arguing are quite at the level of Jason yet.
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« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2013, 01:51:59 AM »

I'd like to be Orthonorm's successor, but, even with all my greatness, I still don't think that my satirical play on words, rhetoric and arguing are quite at the level of Jason yet.
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« Reply #80 on: March 30, 2013, 02:06:33 AM »

I tell you, I would love to have that De La Soul riff on a tee. I don't get graphic stuff ever. Always liked that cover. We have to figure this out.

Awesome stuff.

For a second, I was like, oh great there is some uglier version of Eminem getting popular or something . . . I clicked through your PM so I didn't see what thread it was.

When I realized who it was, I was relieved.
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« Reply #81 on: March 30, 2013, 02:07:44 AM »

I'd like to be Orthonorm's successor, but, even with all my greatness, I still don't think that my satirical play on words, rhetoric and arguing are quite at the level of Jason yet.
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This is JamesR being JamesR.

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« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2013, 03:22:01 AM »

Gee thanks I was working on that one.
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« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2013, 03:22:38 AM »

Gee thanks I was working on that one.
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« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2013, 03:25:03 AM »

Gee thanks I was working on that one.
I was the wise virgin trimming my wick.
Shouldn't do that with vampires around here.
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Et tu Brute?
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« Reply #87 on: March 30, 2013, 02:05:49 PM »

LOL @ studying the life of Jesus.
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« Reply #88 on: March 30, 2013, 03:23:33 PM »

Et tu Brute?
I wouldn't have remembered that quote if I didn't like it.
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« Reply #89 on: March 30, 2013, 04:45:29 PM »



Insert "the theology of St. Paul" for "the life of Jesus" here, to make it more orthonorm-approved.
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