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« on: September 26, 2011, 08:27:35 PM »

Our dear friend Orthonorm will soon expire of Munchausen Syndrome. Guesses on last words?
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 08:29:43 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 08:37:17 PM »

Care to elaborate?

Our dear friend Orthonorm will soon expire of Munchausen Syndrome. Guesses on last words?
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 08:39:00 PM »

LOL.
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 08:39:41 PM »

"I think; therefore, I am."
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 08:43:47 PM »

"Neoplatonists! I spit at thee, with my last breath!"
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 09:26:14 PM »

Incorrect diagnosis. ;-)
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 09:26:35 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 09:46:04 PM »

Last words

//:=)
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 09:59:25 PM »

Last words

//:=)

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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 10:09:13 PM »

"I play varsity internets"
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 10:11:22 PM »

LOL, Achronos!

I'm going with "Ismi is awesome," but I'm 100% sure that it's wrong.  Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 10:19:50 PM »

Care to elaborate?

Our dear friend Orthonorm will soon expire of Munchausen Syndrome. Guesses on last words?

Father, I assure you that this thread is Orthonorm-approved... and was commissioned straight from his sick bed in the chat room.
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 10:25:10 PM »

Wait. I know.

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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 10:34:00 PM »

Care to elaborate?

Our dear friend Orthonorm will soon expire of Munchausen Syndrome. Guesses on last words?

Father, I assure you that this thread is Orthonorm-approved... and was commissioned straight from his sick bed in the chat room.

If something brings attention to Orthonorm you can rest assured that he carefully orchestrated it. Smiley
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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2011, 11:39:18 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2011, 11:44:46 PM »

If I shall die for some thing, some one, some place... let it be the Ukraine!
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2011, 12:51:24 AM »

I thought it would include the word "LARPing".
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2011, 12:56:44 AM »

I thought it would include the word "LARPing".
His death would be LARPing in action.

Maybe he could LARP his way through the toll houses.
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2011, 01:06:42 AM »

Oh and: Grandpa's Spells
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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2011, 01:54:56 AM »

Our dear friend Orthonorm will soon expire of Munchausen Syndrome. Guesses on last words?
Since it's Munchausen it would be something like, "Oh don't mind me, I don't wanna be a bother. I'll just die of loneliness here in the corner. You kids go have fun."
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 03:35:32 AM »

Isn't Munchausen the one where you fabricate illnesses for attention?
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 03:50:59 AM »

Yep. Or hardship, etc.
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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 09:49:58 AM »

"Hey, y'all, watch this!"
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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 10:07:26 AM »

"I want to be placed in the back of the church for my funeral."

either that or

"I can't believe they purposely misspelled that."
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« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2011, 12:31:48 PM »

His exact words would be, "Galilean, You have won. Lulz" 
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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2011, 12:46:47 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2011, 01:19:20 PM »

"But that's just crazy me."
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« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2011, 03:34:23 PM »

Care to elaborate?

Our dear friend Orthonorm will soon expire of Munchausen Syndrome. Guesses on last words?

Father, I assure you that this thread is Orthonorm-approved... and was commissioned straight from his sick bed in the chat room.

If something brings attention to Orthonorm you can rest assured that he carefully orchestrated it. Smiley

Actually it WAS brand's idea, since I kept sounding more and more like death in chat, the thread that is. I just came up with the brilliant, attention-getting-via-death-self-mocking diagnosis and told her it was a good idea.

We both collectively felt bad when Father didn't get the joke of the diagnosis.





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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2011, 03:40:07 PM »

In all seriousness, feeling any better?
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« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 03:42:30 PM »

In all seriousness, feeling any better?

Probably never. It just comes and goes.

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« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2011, 03:44:54 PM »

In all seriousness, feeling any better?

Probably never. It just comes and goes.


Pobrecito. I know how that goes. It's one of those days for me, too (seriously, it is horrible today. I walked 3 miles to get to my doctor's office and now I'm practically bedridden for the next few days), but I accepted an unusually large workload this week so I can relax on my trip this weekend.

Hope it'll get better for the time being, a couple of good days coming your way.

Sorry, kind of wanted to kvetch about my health, too. No one loves me enough to start threads about it. Tongue
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« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2011, 03:49:04 PM »

In all seriousness, feeling any better?

Wow, I went the opposite direction from FatherGiryus and just assumed it was a complete joke. I didn't know Orthonorm really wasn't feeling well.

I hope you're ok, Orthonorm. And you too, IsmiLiora.
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« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 03:51:24 PM »

Thank you. It's a chronic illness, so I have the good days and bad days, but I don't expect the bad days to stop coming. It's just something to deal with.
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« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 03:53:07 PM »

In all seriousness, feeling any better?

Probably never. It just comes and goes.


Pobrecito. I know how that goes. It's one of those days for me, too (seriously, it is horrible today. I walked 3 miles to get to my doctor's office and now I'm practically bedridden for the next few days), but I accepted an unusually large workload this week so I can relax on my trip this weekend.

Hope it'll get better for the time being, a couple of good days coming your way.

Sorry, kind of wanted to kvetch about my health, too. No one loves me enough to start threads about it. Tongue

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« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 03:55:04 PM »

In all seriousness, feeling any better?

Wow, I went the opposite direction from FatherGiryus and just assumed it was a complete joke. I didn't know Orthonorm really wasn't feeling well.

I hope you're ok, Orthonorm. And you too, IsmiLiora.

It is a complete joke!

I've been complaining and what not about being sick. And as Ionnis believes, I derive meaning from getting attention on the board.

Oh forget it, explaining a joke no longer makes it funny.

Thanks for the sentiments though.
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« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 03:59:07 PM »

It is a complete joke!

I've been complaining and what not about being sick. And as Ionnis believes, I derive meaning from getting attention on the board.

Oh forget it, explaining a joke no longer makes it funny.

Thanks for the sentiments though.

Cool, cool. Thanks goodness.   

But you didn't say, who's statement was closest to your hypothetical last words?
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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 04:04:18 PM »

It is a complete joke!

I've been complaining and what not about being sick. And as Ionnis believes, I derive meaning from getting attention on the board.

Oh forget it, explaining a joke no longer makes it funny.

Thanks for the sentiments though.

Cool, cool. Thanks goodness.  

But you didn't say, who's statement was closest to your hypothetical last words?

This I gotta figure out how to make into a contest . . .

Thankfully, I know enough people who understand something that might seem to many as morbid and perverse is exactly what I find to be fun to hand out the appropriate prizes.

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« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2011, 04:12:40 PM »

Thank you. It's a chronic illness, so I have the good days and bad days, but I don't expect the bad days to stop coming. It's just something to deal with.

I pray for more good days and for you to maintain your great strength for the not so good days.  I have two family members with serious chronic illnesses and know how tough it can be.
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« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2011, 04:14:56 PM »

Back to the mocking . . .
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« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2011, 04:55:02 PM »

Back to the mocking . . .

Back to the mocking . . .
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« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2011, 04:58:34 PM »

Back to the mocking . . .

Back to the mocking . . .

Yes, yes, of course. What was I thinking!
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« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2011, 05:00:46 PM »

Back to the mocking . . .

Back to the mocking . . .

Back to the mocking . . .
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« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2011, 05:12:34 PM »

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