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« on: July 29, 2004, 03:56:23 PM »

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor Texas Style".

The contestants start in Dallas, then travel to the following cities; Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. Then on to Abliene, Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

All contestants will drive a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, " I'm GAY, I'm a VEGETARIAN, I voted for AL GORE and I'm here to confiscate your guns".

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2004, 04:18:55 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2004, 04:43:03 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2004, 04:56:56 PM »

 Grin  I think *someone's* crazed with the heat...

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2004, 06:19:03 PM »

I hear that the company that produces Big Brother is planning to run a show, Make me a mother.

10000 male 'contestants' to be whittled down to................, leave the rest to remain un-written.

The tragic thing is people will queue to join such immoral programme. At one time if your mental health was a little suspect they 'banged' you up in an asylum, now they put you in front of camera for your 5 minutes of 'fame'.

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2004, 06:52:25 PM »

Ebor,

It's a dry heat out here, in fact it was 110' in Bullhead City Ariz. when I went thru yesterday, guess its the boredom from that convention in Boston.

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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2004, 11:34:05 PM »

I know about dry heat, being from Montana.  Cheesy

But you leave your hat off on the range the sun'll bake your brains, so I still think it's heat induced.   Grin

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2006, 02:21:36 PM »

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor Texas Style".

The contestants start in Dallas, then travel to the following cities; Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. Then on to Abliene, Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

All contestants will drive a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, " I'm GAY, I'm a VEGETARIAN, I voted for AL GORE and I'm here to confiscate your guns".

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

JB

Umm.. have you been to Austin? No one here would bat an eye at those bumper stickers. Not all of Texas is intolerant rednecks.
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2006, 04:03:04 PM »

I can't wait till they do Survivor Orthodox style. 10 contestants, staying a month at an Orthodox monastery... last one left wins... or something like that   Grin
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2006, 09:20:28 AM »

It's those places between the cities that would be the challange.  And even that might not be much of a big deal.  I think they should be required to stop off at a a certain number of dinners and call some of the regulars gay or announce, "Bush is stupid!"- that would get a reaction!
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2006, 03:27:33 PM »

Egads people, I posted this almost 2 years ago...guess the US Postal Service runs Al Gore's internet...

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2006, 10:19:28 PM »

Egads people, I posted this almost 2 years ago...guess the US Postal Service runs Al Gore's internet...

JB

It came up on the related links thing. That is how I found it, and I wasn't here two years ago, so I responded. I don't think we are supposed to discuss politics, so I'll let the Al Gore statement slide.
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