I have some demands:
1. I want the little girl Sophie found but as a Zombie
2. I want Herschel dead. Really dead.. Not a Zombie. Old fashion type dead.
3. No more sex scenes please
4. Darrell must shower or be shot for real
5. Less of the Chinese kid. He may be eaten if necessary to get him off the screen.
Question: If Zombies eat the Chinese kid will they be hungry again in a half hour?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie
No Room In Hell
Zombies are driven by an insatiable lust to eat the flesh of the living that many presume originates from Hell or Satan or Narnia. The currently accepted theory states that they walk the Earth because there is simply no more room left in Hell; this was a result of the "No More Room In Hell Act" of 1662 wherein Satan outlawed further immigration into Hell because of "those damn dirty Americans" stealing all of the good jobs there and putting immense stress on the demonic economy. As Heaven also began refusing souls this forced the undead to wander forever in torment in the streets and alleys of ordinary society. Where we now have to deal with them. Great.
1. I want the little girl Sophie found but as a Zombie
That would be interesting. Perhaps the Herschel keeping zombies in a barn because they are people too is leading up to this?
2. I want Herschel dead. Really dead.. Not a Zombie. Old fashion type dead.
I'm still split on Herschel. He seems to be the brightest of the bunch. Eaten by Zombies (pet zombies specifically) might be an interesting outcome.
3. No more sex scenes please
Agreed. Doesn't really add to the plot (anymore than it would if they were implied) and they take away from zombie killing time. Y'all can repopulate the world in your own time. In my time I want lots of dead zombies.
4. Darrell must shower or be shot for real
Come on now. If there are two things you deserve as consolation prizes for surviving the apocalypse thus far is that you don't have to listen to the police anymore and you don't have to take showers or dress according to social norms. Would you really take
everything from this man?
5. Less of the Chinese kid. He may be eaten if necessary to get him off the screen.
Sadly enough, I find him to be one of the more likable characters in the show. In the last episode he killed more zombies than Rick. I could do with a lot less Rick/what's-her-name/Karl in any case. Even a-hole and blondie are more interesting than them. And of course, Darryl should be the highlight of the show. If you want zombies dead with style, he's the way to go.