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People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« on: August 05, 2011, 03:34:42 PM »
Pope Benedict toilet rolls from Spain trouble Vatican ahead of Madrid trip

A hygiene company in Spain has produced special 'Pope Benedict toilet paper' for his much anticipated visit to Madrid for World Youth Day celebrations - although the honour has not exactly been well received at the Vatican.

Manufacturers Ronova released the limited edition loo paper in a bid to cash in on one million young pilgrims expected to travel to Spain for the event.
 
The gold and crisp white colours come in packs of two and have an 'I love the Pope' logo across its packaging...

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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 03:40:50 PM »
Another example of a poorly conceived marketing idea akin to Mike (son of Bill) Veeck's Disco Demolition Night?
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 04:23:19 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 04:26:56 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html
conecting arse with condom. hmmm.

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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 04:33:07 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html
conecting arse with condom. hmmm.
everyone here knows i'm gay, no hmmm about it. but i hadn't made the connection, glad your mind works that way. hhhmmm...
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 05:05:27 PM »
everyone here knows i'm gay, no hmmm about it. but i hadn't made the connection, glad your mind works that way. hhhmmm...

I didn't and I know it's off tangent, but isn't homosexuality non-compatible with Judaism?
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 05:05:27 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html

Man, what did Britain ever do to make you so angry?  :-\
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 05:07:40 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html

Man, what did Britain ever do to make you so angry?  :-\
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 05:19:09 PM »
Nothing. I didn't design the condom box.

But you liked to search for reasons to bring it up. I only see you speak badly of the British Royal family...no one else, ever. O.o
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 05:58:22 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html
conecting arse with condom. hmmm.
everyone here knows i'm gay, no hmmm about it. but i hadn't made the connection, glad your mind works that way. hhhmmm...
suprised Wyatt or Papist didn't tell you we have a whole thread on it.
http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,38152.0.html
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 05:59:53 PM »
Nothing. I didn't design the condom box.

But you liked to search for reasons to bring it up. I only see you speak badly of the British Royal family...no one else, ever. O.o
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 06:09:34 PM »
Nothing. I didn't design the condom box.

But you liked to search for reasons to bring it up. I only see you speak badly of the British Royal family...no one else, ever. O.o

You've missed a few threads from past years in which Tallitot gives some "constructive criticism" on the Catholic Church, Mother Teresa, etc...  8)

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2011, 07:14:12 PM »
I wasn't sure what celtic meant, that I'm the only poster that critisizes the Windsors, or that I only critisize them. Of course niether is accurate. And for the record I do not believe in the concept of "royalty" whether it's Betty Windsor, Al Grimaldi or Carl Bernadotte.
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2011, 07:56:19 PM »
I don't know guys, the gold looks kind of snazzy.

(Why do you men turn every thread into one about homosexuality?  >:( I have to cancel all my post ideas because I am anticipating the de-railing....)
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2011, 08:20:22 PM »
I don't know guys, the gold looks kind of snazzy.

(Why do you men turn every thread into one about homosexuality?  >:( I have to cancel all my post ideas because I am anticipating the de-railing....)

In actuality probably only 5% of threads mention homosexuality. Maybe you have homosexuality on your mind, and thus tend to take notice of it any time it's mentioned, and then form a distorted and exaggerated impression as to how often it comes up. Well then, we forgive you anyway, even if your mind is constantly in the gutter.  :P  ;D

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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2011, 08:21:03 PM »
I stand corrected.   :angel:
She's touring the facility/and picking up slack.
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2011, 09:42:13 PM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html

Man, what did Britain ever do to make you so angry?  :-\

I just love the fact a gay dude has a problem with royalty. Who wudda thunk.

And yeah, who cares about that irrelevant family?

I don't chime in, cause I don't care, but I love that Tallitot has made them his pet project and so many crypto-monarachists get their chains yanked by him.

Yes that was intentional.

OK, celtic given your general slant around here, what is the worst thing about Tallitot:

1.) He is a Jew.
2.) He is gay.
3.) He is Texan.
4.) He is forever mocking a silly institution.

Frankly, I love the fact he is all four. An odd ball (are they even ones?).

He puts the dic into contradiction. //:=)

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.


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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2011, 10:48:37 PM »
I wasn't sure what celtic meant, that I'm the only poster that critisizes the Windsors, or that I only critisize them. Of course niether is accurate. And for the record I do not believe in the concept of "royalty" whether it's Betty Windsor, Al Grimaldi or Carl Bernadotte.

But you believe a certain group of people are the "chosen people"?  ::)
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« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2011, 10:48:37 PM »
(Why do you men turn every thread into one about homosexuality?  >:( I have to cancel all my post ideas because I am anticipating the de-railing....)

Because Tallitot said he was gay and I asked if it was compatible with his Judaism...that's me derailing it?
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« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2011, 10:48:39 PM »
OK, celtic given your general slant around here, what is the worst thing about Tallitot:

Excuse me?
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« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2011, 03:23:23 PM »
OK, celtic given your general slant around here, what is the worst thing about Tallitot:

1.) He is a Jew.
2.) He is gay.
3.) He is Texan.
4.) He is forever mocking a silly institution.

Frankly, I love the fact he is all four. An odd ball (are they even ones?).

He puts the dic into contradiction. //:=)

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.

Can't speak for Celtic, but...

If there's one thing in this world I hate, it's an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you!

Sorry, this post just reminded me of that movie.
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2011, 05:39:27 PM »
OK, celtic given your general slant around here, what is the worst thing about Tallitot:

1.) He is a Jew.
2.) He is gay.
3.) He is Texan.
4.) He is forever mocking a silly institution.

Frankly, I love the fact he is all four. An odd ball (are they even ones?).

He puts the dic into contradiction. //:=)

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.

Can't speak for Celtic, but...

If there's one thing in this world I hate, it's an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you!

Sorry, this post just reminded me of that movie.
Appropriately for this thread, didn't the same guy also make mention of a 5'9" stack of manure?
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2011, 07:35:53 AM »
OK, celtic given your general slant around here, what is the worst thing about Tallitot:

1.) He is a Jew.
2.) He is gay.
3.) He is Texan.
4.) He is forever mocking a silly institution.

Frankly, I love the fact he is all four. An odd ball (are they even ones?).

He puts the dic into contradiction. //:=)

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.

Can't speak for Celtic, but...

If there's one thing in this world I hate, it's an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you!

Sorry, this post just reminded me of that movie.
Appropriately for this thread, didn't the same guy also make mention of a 5'9" stack of manure?

Among other things.
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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2011, 07:58:35 AM »
They should sell those in Orthodox countries.

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Re: People Show Respect for Pope by Wiping Arse
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2011, 08:04:11 AM »
I just love the fact a gay dude has a problem with royalty. Who wudda thunk.


Is royalty  genetic?  or is it learned behaviour?

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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2011, 08:25:15 AM »
Reminds me of this Royal Wedding Commerative...close your eyes and think of England...
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html

Man, what did Britain ever do to make you so angry?  :-\

I just love the fact a gay dude has a problem with royalty. Who wudda thunk.

And yeah, who cares about that irrelevant family?

I don't chime in, cause I don't care, but I love that Tallitot has made them his pet project and so many crypto-monarachists get their chains yanked by him.

Yes that was intentional.

OK, celtic given your general slant around here, what is the worst thing about Tallitot:

1.) He is a Jew.
2.) He is gay.
3.) He is Texan.
4.) He is forever mocking a silly institution.

Frankly, I love the fact he is all four. An odd ball (are they even ones?).

He puts the dic into contradiction. //:=)

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.



He's Texan?  I guess everyone does have their redeeming features. 

It would seem that he is not a queen.
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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2011, 08:33:04 AM »
I wasn't sure what celtic meant, that I'm the only poster that critisizes the Windsors, or that I only critisize them. Of course niether is accurate. And for the record I do not believe in the concept of "royalty" whether it's Betty Windsor, Al Grimaldi or Carl Bernadotte.
Interesting, btw, for if their were no concept of "Betty Windsor" and her ancestors, they'd be no concept of GB (it was a personal union of theirs for centuries).  Similiarly, no "Al Grimaldi" no Monaco (and the Monégasques have made it clear, they want a country).  The Bernadottes and Sweden I won't defend.
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« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2011, 06:33:46 PM »

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.

As well you should be sorry. You can't undo the damage that that type of thing does once it's out.


EDIT--just a thought, could we cede Texas to Mexico?  ???
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« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2011, 06:44:09 PM »

EDIT: Tallitot, sorry about outing you for being a Texan.

As well you should be sorry. You can't undo the damage that that type of thing does once it's out.


EDIT--just a thought, could we cede Texas to Mexico?  ???
How about ceding coastal CA, at least up to SF, instead?

And we'll throw in NY.
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