I would definitely travel over there and read some of the "Mystical Sayings." They're laugh-out-loud funny. And they certainly are mystical:
Yesu said, “Blessed is one who came to life before coming to life. If you become my disciples and hearken to my sayings, these stones will serve you. For there are five trees in Paradise for you. They do not change, summer or winter, and their leaves do not drop. Whoever knows about them will not taste death.”25
Most of them are along the lines of "No matter where you go, there you are," or "A wet bird never flies at night" - type stuff. Entertaining.
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.