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Prior to Saturday night's Nascar Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tenn., Pastor Joe Nelms was tasked with delivering the invocation. He thanks Jesus for cars, engines, gas, and his "smokin' hot wife".

If you will, you can become all flame.
Extra caritatem nulla salus.
In order to become whole, take the "I" out of "holiness".
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"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is." -- Mohandas Gandhi
Y dduw bo'r diolch.

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That sounds about right for a prayer at a Nascar event.

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Taladega Nights.
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Taladega Nights.
...which was a great movie, even from a theological and sociological perspective.
If you will, you can become all flame.
Extra caritatem nulla salus.
In order to become whole, take the "I" out of "holiness".
सर्वभूतहित
Ἄνω σχῶμεν τὰς καρδίας
"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is." -- Mohandas Gandhi
Y dduw bo'r diolch.

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Taladega Nights.
...which was a great movie, even from a theological and sociological perspective.

Yes, it was a good sociological snapshot overall, believe it or not.  I like the stipulation that he has to mention powerade in every grace before meals.