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« on: July 25, 2011, 01:27:51 PM »

Prior to Saturday night's Nascar Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tenn., Pastor Joe Nelms was tasked with delivering the invocation. He thanks Jesus for cars, engines, gas, and his "smokin' hot wife".

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 01:33:01 PM »

That sounds about right for a prayer at a Nascar event.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 02:22:13 PM »

Taladega Nights.
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 02:24:49 PM »

Taladega Nights.
...which was a great movie, even from a theological and sociological perspective.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 06:14:23 PM »

Taladega Nights.
...which was a great movie, even from a theological and sociological perspective.

Yes, it was a good sociological snapshot overall, believe it or not.  I like the stipulation that he has to mention powerade in every grace before meals.
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