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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5265 on: March 21, 2017, 04:54:39 PM »
Is the statement above for real, or just playing along with the joke of the thread (banning people for silly reasons)? Forgive me if I don't understand, but are the commands of moderators not written in a different color: red or green?
I double-ban you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5266 on: March 21, 2017, 06:03:55 PM »
Is the statement above for real, or just playing along with the joke of the thread (banning people for silly reasons)? Forgive me if I don't understand, but are the commands of moderators not written in a different color: red or green?

It was just a joke. Mor Ephrem, in his everlasting love, had engaged in a months-long campaign to promote rakovsky to being 'moderator of moderators,' sort of a non-admin moderator with a 'he who watches the watchers' kind of status, but the idea didn't gain any traction among the other, more career-obsessed, more salary-hoarding mods and admins.

I double-ban you.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5267 on: March 22, 2017, 05:13:12 PM »
Banned for even mentioning that Mor guy, whoever he really is, although I have a good idea God does.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5268 on: March 23, 2017, 12:29:22 AM »
Banned for not dreaming of Mor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5269 on: March 23, 2017, 02:34:32 PM »
Banned for not knowing the difference between dreams and nightmares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5270 on: March 24, 2017, 12:11:53 AM »
Banned for seeing mares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5271 on: March 27, 2017, 05:23:27 PM »
Banned because I saw Goats.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5272 on: March 28, 2017, 08:54:00 PM »
Banned for using a non sequitur statement. How did you jump from mares to goats?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5273 on: March 29, 2017, 12:10:22 AM »
How can you not jump from mares to goats?  They're taller.  BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5274 on: March 30, 2017, 12:56:26 PM »
Banned for jumping in on my nightmare.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5275 on: March 30, 2017, 01:55:16 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5276 on: March 31, 2017, 02:23:03 AM »
Banned because you should have purchased day mares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5277 on: April 08, 2017, 02:38:17 PM »
Banned for giving Mr. Ed a bad rap.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5278 on: April 08, 2017, 02:51:29 PM »
Banned for forcing us to gaze upon that horse without having the proper preparation.
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