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Offline Avdima

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Russian Orthodox Church Accused Of Doping Parishioners To Gain Spiritual Advantage

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With Armageddon just around the corner, the Russian Orthodox Church is in the midst of a massive doping scandal.

On Monday, the Court of Spiritual Arbitration upheld a doping suspension for nearly 20,000 members of the Russian Orthodox Church. Patriarch Kirill of Moscow said he expects that the International Spiritual Committee will make its final ruling by this Saturday on whether anyone from his church will be allowed to compete for salvation.

“This is a conspiracy by the Roman Catholic Church as well as the Greek Orthodox Church,” Kirill told EOTT. “They know that we will have many more salvations then they will, and they are afraid.”


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 ;D This is a spoof of what happening with the Olympics, it took a couple reads for me to get that

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Thread title was funnier...  ;)

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I love it.  Good job.