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« Reply #4500 on: December 16, 2014, 07:54:03 PM »

Both of you are banned for raiding golf bags for supplies for your noontime tea parties!
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« Reply #4501 on: December 16, 2014, 07:55:10 PM »

Banned because teatime is at five, not noon, nor even four. High tea is at five, just before Vespers.
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« Reply #4502 on: December 16, 2014, 08:37:05 PM »

Banned because golf is as Mark Twain said, "a good walk wasted".
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« Reply #4503 on: December 17, 2014, 02:07:03 AM »

Banned because golf is as Mark Twain said, "a good walk wasted".

Great googly moogly! You're banned!
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« Reply #4504 on: December 17, 2014, 12:08:03 PM »

This is unlike you.  This is your shortest ban that I have seen.  You are banned for being unlike you.
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« Reply #4505 on: December 17, 2014, 12:15:45 PM »

As the great Alfred Matthew Yankovic once put it:

Now, what Mina wanna do?
Wanna be a hacker? Code cracker? Slacker?
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??
It's all about the bans! (It's all about the bans, baby)
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« Reply #4506 on: December 17, 2014, 12:43:36 PM »

This is so good it deserves a quotable.

Banned because I'm jealous.
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« Reply #4507 on: December 17, 2014, 01:20:44 PM »

Banned for making me feel bad, since I quoted it from a song by Weird Al...  Undecided  angel
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« Reply #4508 on: December 17, 2014, 01:50:49 PM »

Banned for making me feel bad, since I quoted it from a song by Weird Al...  Undecided  angel

Banned for allowing your feelings to be hurt on an internet forum. Man up!
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« Reply #4509 on: December 17, 2014, 03:29:03 PM »

Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.
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« Reply #4510 on: December 17, 2014, 03:48:38 PM »

Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.

In college I had a liberal girl ask me in frustration, "Are you one of those guys that want all women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?" My response was, "There's no reason for them to be barefoot..."  

So you are banned for presuming on my pusillanimity.
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« Reply #4511 on: December 17, 2014, 05:23:17 PM »

Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.

In college I had a liberal girl ask me in frustration, "Are you one of those guys that want all women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?" My response was, "There's no reason for them to be barefoot..."  

So you are banned for presuming on my pusillanimity.

Banned for being so witty.
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« Reply #4512 on: December 18, 2014, 05:58:24 PM »

Banned because your avatar is not working, and I wanted to see the effect Santa was having.
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« Reply #4513 on: December 18, 2014, 06:03:53 PM »

Bambam BigeBanned, for goodness says you ought to be, and I always trust my bff goodness.
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« Reply #4514 on: December 19, 2014, 05:48:26 PM »

Banned for going over the cliff on your BF Goodrich tires.
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« Reply #4515 on: December 19, 2014, 07:36:28 PM »

Banned for not using Firestone tires.
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« Reply #4516 on: Yesterday at 03:46:49 PM »

Banned for driving a stone age classic car.

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« Reply #4517 on: Yesterday at 04:50:41 PM »

Banned by the Jetsons.
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« Reply #4518 on: Yesterday at 07:20:15 PM »

Banned for believing in a future that doesn't exist.
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« Reply #4519 on: Yesterday at 07:25:54 PM »

Find the light at the end of the tunnel. Well go ahead. What is it? Why that's right! It's my shining ban hammer of death! Thrice bright, thrice brilliant, thrice bantastic!
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« Reply #4520 on: Yesterday at 08:04:02 PM »

Light at the end of the tunnel?  My friend, turn back before you enter the eternal lake of ban.
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« Reply #4521 on: Today at 07:46:32 AM »

Light at the end of the tunnel?  My friend, turn back before you enter the eternal lake of ban.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here. Hope never to see the sky again! Banned!
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« Reply #4522 on: Today at 07:53:39 AM »

The sky is banning!  The sky is banning!
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« Reply #4523 on: Today at 12:33:29 PM »

Banned by the authority of my avatar. First, for being a schismatic, and two for thinking that the sky has the ability to reason, and thus ban.
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« Reply #4524 on: Today at 01:01:16 PM »

Banned for being a wannabe Catalan pretender.
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« Reply #4525 on: Today at 01:21:45 PM »

Banned for being a wannabe Catalan pretender.

Banned because The Borgias is an awesome show, though Alexander VI is about the worst example of a pope there can be. And Casar Borgia is more badbutt that Putin. Besides, not a pretender. Valid pope. Just a bad one. Unless you ask Machiavelli.

EDIT: Actually this current pope is the worst example.
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« Reply #4526 on: Today at 01:24:59 PM »

Banned for judging who is a worst pope.
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« Reply #4527 on: Today at 01:36:51 PM »

Banned for having a French user name. I am sure you think the Avignon popes were the best.

EDIT: Banned also because I someone else's username instead of yours. Though my mistake, you are still banned just because.
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« Reply #4528 on: Today at 02:13:39 PM »

Banned for making a mistake.
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« Reply #4529 on: Today at 02:14:07 PM »

Banned because, Here we go, Steelers, here we go!
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« Reply #4530 on: Today at 02:15:55 PM »

Terrible towel banned because those nasty things never get washed.
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« Reply #4531 on: Today at 04:41:08 PM »

Banned because those nasty tales can sometimes be used to wipe up water on the kitchen floor.
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« Reply #4532 on: Today at 05:00:01 PM »

Banned for tall tales.
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« Reply #4533 on: Today at 05:47:26 PM »

Banned for insulting my giraffe.

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« Reply #4534 on: Today at 05:55:59 PM »

Banned paperhanger.
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« Reply #4535 on: Today at 05:56:13 PM »

I sent the giraffe home to the zoo. Her Mother was worried sick! Shame on you for keeping her out beyond her curfew! Banned!

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« Reply #4536 on: Today at 05:56:35 PM »

Banned for ninja posting ahead of me!
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« Reply #4537 on: Today at 06:03:49 PM »



Go make a fruit salad to console your ban.
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« Reply #4538 on: Today at 06:06:11 PM »

Banned for revealing large Marge.
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« Reply #4539 on: Today at 06:07:24 PM »

Hey Banny Jean, Michael Jackson is haunting you to give back his giraffe and telling you that you are not his lover.

The next two posters are banned for continuing to use their martial arts for the wrong purpose.
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« Reply #4540 on: Today at 06:31:12 PM »

You are not a smooth criminal.  Banned!
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« Reply #4541 on: Today at 06:45:55 PM »

Hey beat it and get banned.  And if no one wants to beat it and get banned, beat it and get banned!
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« Reply #4542 on: Today at 06:50:29 PM »

It doesn't matter if you're black or white....you're banned!
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