Topic: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column

[hecma925]

When you lower your standards, you are less likely to be disappointed.  You kind of know what to expect if you date a neo-nazi.  Or a pothead.  Not so much someone that has piercings.

[TheTrisagion]

When you lower your standards, you are less likely to be disappointed.  You kind of know what to expect if you date a neo-nazi.  Or a pothead.  Not so much someone that has piercings.

You have the expectation that they have a decent pain tolerance, so thats something, right?

[Asteriktos]

^Not if they expect you to put it to the test more than a couple times a week. Floggers get boring after a while.

[TheTrisagion]

^Not if they expect you to put it to the test more than a couple times a week. Floggers get boring after a while.

I wouldn't know.  Never was into the BSM thing. Still, nothing ruins the moment more than accidently leaning on her hair and having her start crying.  Darn inconvenient, it is. 

[Asteriktos]

^Some girls would like that. *tugs on beard thoughtfully*  I guess if they don't like it, it's less than optimal.

[hecma925]

When you lower your standards, you are less likely to be disappointed.  You kind of know what to expect if you date a neo-nazi.  Or a pothead.  Not so much someone that has piercings.

You have the expectation that they have a decent pain tolerance, so thats something, right?

At the very least.  I'm far more impressed by tattooed women though.  Very.

Note:  Probably the tamest image when one searches "tattooed women" on Google.
Double note: Not into BDSM stuff either.  But tattooed girls would be up for sky diving and motorcycle crosscountry road trips rather than, say, a Helpmeet Helena.  

[hecma925]

^Some girls would like that. *tugs on beard thoughtfully*  I guess if they don't like it, it's less than optimal.

What about bearded girls?

[TheTrisagion]

Minor tattooing = good 

Arm sleeves = weirdo

[Asteriktos]

What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.

[TheTrisagion]

What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.

I think this is approaching R rating. 

I dislike beards of any kind on women. The only hair should be on their scalp and a limited amount on their eyebrows

[hecma925]

Minor tattooing = good  

Arm sleeves = weirdo

Minor tattoing=boring, i.e. tramp stamp is a dime a dozen

Now, too many piercings can be weird.  3+ per ear is a bit much.  It also depends on the girl.  If she has the personality to pull off a nose ring or double sleeve tattoos, awesome.

Also, I could go for a girl like the one in the picture above.

[Asteriktos]

What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.

I think this is approaching R rating. 

I dislike beards of any kind on women. The only hair should be on their scalp and a limited amount on their eyebrows

Not my fault this forum parties like it's 1399.     But what do you mean by "limited amount" for eyebrows? You know those eyebrows that look line thin lines drawn on? Now those are deal breakers for me.

[TheTrisagion]

What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.

I think this is approaching R rating. 

I dislike beards of any kind on women. The only hair should be on their scalp and a limited amount on their eyebrows

Not my fault this forum parties like it's 1399.     But what do you mean by "limited amount" for eyebrows? You know those eyebrows that look line thin lines drawn on? Now those are deal breakers for me.

I did not know that women shaved their bodies in 1399. Perhaps I would have enjoyed living back in the day.  Well, perhaps not.  I like showers too much. 

Limited amount as in, unibrows are disgusting.

[TheTrisagion]

Minor tattooing = good  

Arm sleeves = weirdo

Minor tattoing=boring, i.e. tramp stamp is a dime a dozen

Now, too many piercings can be weird.  3+ per ear is a bit much.  It also depends on the girl.  If she has the personality to pull off a nose ring or double sleeve tattoos, awesome.

Also, I could go for a girl like the one in the picture above.

That girl is a wierdo.  Pretty face, but her cheeks are pierced, and face ink is just odd. Also, way too much ink on the arms.

[hecma925]

Minor tattooing = good  

Arm sleeves = weirdo

Minor tattoing=boring, i.e. tramp stamp is a dime a dozen

Now, too many piercings can be weird.  3+ per ear is a bit much.  It also depends on the girl.  If she has the personality to pull off a nose ring or double sleeve tattoos, awesome.

Also, I could go for a girl like the one in the picture above.

That girl is a wierdo.  Pretty face, but her cheeks are pierced, and face ink is just odd. Also, way too much ink on the arms.

I guess I like weirdos.   Hey, no unibrow!  That's a plus.

[Asteriktos]

[hecma925]

Yup.  She's pretty.

[TheTrisagion]

I know it is cliche, but this is pure feminine beauty.

[Asteriktos]

Yup.  She's pretty.

And look at those feet! Extremely pretty face (I'll have to work with her on those eyebrows, but I believe there is enough to make the situation salvageable), great hair, great tats, sexy legs, and great feet. She's a little petite, but that will change in time naturally.

[hecma925]

She doesn't have blue eyes, so no.  Not pure.

[hecma925]

Yup.  She's pretty.

And look at those feet! Extremely pretty face (I'll have to work with her on those eyebrows, but I believe there is enough to make the situation salvageable), great hair, great tats, sexy legs, and great feet. She's a little petite, but that will change in time naturally.

Her eyebrows are fine.  They're not chola eyebrows.  A bit petite for me, as well, but I wouldn't complain.

[TheTrisagion]

Bah, that is what these are for.

[hecma925]

Bah, that is what these are for.

So what you're saying is that you like a different kind of weirdo?  Amethyst colored eyes?  I would expect that from my tattooes girls, but from your pure, feminine beauties...I don't think so.

[TheTrisagion]

Nothing wrong with colored contact lenses.  They come out at the end of the day.  Tattoos...not so much. 

[hecma925]

A committed woman or a wishy-washy woman?  I will take the former.

[Punch]

I know it is cliche, but this is pure feminine beauty.

Not really.  Some guy(s) somewhere are tired of her ****.

[TheTrisagion]

Perhaps, but not here. 

[Asteriktos]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

[TheTrisagion]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

[Asteriktos]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway. 

[TheTrisagion]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway. 

I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*

[Asteriktos]

If I had to choose a blond:



Plus she can ride a horse and handle a sword quite well.

[TheTrisagion]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad will I be mocked if I admit to not knowing who that is?

[Asteriktos]

Miranda Otto, played Eowyn in LOTR 

[TheTrisagion]

Miranda Otto, played Eowyn in LOTR 

Wow, I totally did not recognize her at all without her Eowyn garb on...

She is pretty too.  More of a classical look.

[hecma925]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway. 

I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*

Carrie couldn't start a war if her life depended on it.

[TheTrisagion]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway. 

I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*

Carrie couldn't start a war if her life depended on it.

I might start a war for her.  I would lose of course, just like Paris did.  Maybe my kin would go sailing into the sunset and found the next great civilization that will rule the world!  ...I like where this is heading. 

[hecma925]

Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something 

In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway. 

I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*

Carrie couldn't start a war if her life depended on it.

I might start a war for her.  I would lose of course, just like Paris did.  Maybe my kin would go sailing into the sunset and found the next great civilization that will rule the world!  ...I like where this is heading. 

He lost because his name was Paris; not because Helen was too hot for him.  Besides, the Trojans that were able to escape became British people who later travelled to America to found a highly successful prophylactic manufacturer.

[Punch]

Such poor taste in women.  No wonder you all need relationship advice.  For your education, I have included a photograph of the most beautiful woman alive . . . period.

[hecma925]

I would agree with you, but this woman exists.

[Punch]

I would agree with you, but this woman exists.

Yes, but mine has red hair.  She even has red eyebrows! 

[J Michael]

I would agree with you, but this woman exists.

Yes, but mine has red hair.  She even has red eyebrows! 

 

[Cyrillic]

Such poor taste in women.  No wonder you all need relationship advice.  For your education, I have included a photograph of the most beautiful woman alive . . . period.

Fake red hair... no thank you.

[TheTrisagion]

I will defeat you all with an even more glorious hair color.  And yes, it is all natural. 

[Asteriktos]

^I don't date androids. And don't even try to tell me that she's a human, I can see the metal coming out of her head!