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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #765 on: October 17, 2012, 10:48:48 PM »
Why won't anyone believe me when I say that I just buy those magazines for the articles?

Anyway, it wasn't that that was the problem. Some girls just don't like peanut butter I guess. *shrugs*
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« Reply #766 on: October 17, 2012, 10:52:38 PM »
I always found jelly unnecessary. I guess I could give it another shot though. I mean, if some people are that picky then fine, whatever makes you happy!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #767 on: October 18, 2012, 12:47:57 AM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
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« Reply #768 on: October 18, 2012, 01:33:48 AM »
I need advice
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« Reply #769 on: October 18, 2012, 01:45:12 AM »
I need advice

Measure twice, cut once.

Any more advice will require you to share why you need the advice and what about... :)
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« Reply #770 on: October 18, 2012, 01:50:00 AM »
I need advice

1. Don't trust whitey.

2. See a doctor and get rid of it.

Those are the only pieces of advice you'll ever need. I mean, look at how far they got Steve Martin.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #771 on: October 18, 2012, 09:24:20 AM »
Is orthonorm's advice bureau still in business or will it open especially for me? Or are there any other wise sages here that can help?
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« Reply #772 on: October 18, 2012, 10:12:48 AM »
Is orthonorm's advice bureau still in business or will it open especially for me? Or are there any other wise sages here that can help?

Cyrillic me boy, JamesR, Achronos and I can give you all the advice you'll ever need.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #773 on: October 18, 2012, 10:15:16 AM »
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« Reply #774 on: October 18, 2012, 10:19:29 AM »
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Do Dutch women tend to look at English language forums about a strange minority religion?

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« Reply #775 on: October 18, 2012, 10:29:10 AM »
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« Reply #776 on: October 18, 2012, 11:05:09 AM »
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« Reply #777 on: October 18, 2012, 11:12:16 AM »
Well, what sort of preexisting relationship do you have with this girl? If she doesn't really know you (or you her), you should probably lay some groundwork before asking her out, so that you have some things in common already to talk about and it's not just coming completely out of the blue (try to put yourself in her shoes; if someone came up to you out of nowhere and asked you for a date, you'd probably be a little bit confused, right?). Other than that, yeah, there's kinda no way to preserve your shyness here. You've got to ask at some point. Shouldn't be too hard...don't Dutch people drink coffee/go to the movies/go out to dinner, etc.? :)

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« Reply #778 on: October 18, 2012, 11:41:52 AM »
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« Reply #779 on: October 18, 2012, 11:58:59 AM »
Without knowing anything about the cultural norms of the Netherlands, it sounds like a good opportunity to me. I'd go for it. Just a simple, no-pressure "You want to grab a cup of coffee after class?" (or similar) could be the beginning of something special..or it could not, but the point is you'll never know unless you try. At the very worst she says no, and you say okay and carry on.

I'm trying to remember (hahaha, I guess I've been single too long), but I think the first date I went on with my now ex was to a place she told me makes really good desserts. Like I said, about similar interests... :D It was nice because even if it had gone terribly, we'd both get cake out of the deal, so there are worse ways to spend a few hours. So something like that could work, since you know her and I'm assuming know what she's interested in.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #780 on: October 18, 2012, 12:07:18 PM »
Without knowing anything about the cultural norms of the Netherlands, it sounds like a good opportunity to me. I'd go for it. Just a simple, no-pressure "You want to grab a cup of coffee after class?" (or similar) could be the beginning of something special..or it could not, but the point is you'll never know unless you try. At the very worst she says no, and you say okay and carry on.

I'm trying to remember (hahaha, I guess I've been single too long), but I think the first date I went on with my now ex was to a place she told me makes really good desserts. Like I said, about similar interests... :D It was nice because even if it had gone terribly, we'd both get cake out of the deal, so there are worse ways to spend a few hours. So something like that could work, since you know her and I'm assuming know what she's interested in.

Dzheremi, I lost count on how many times you helped me, thanks man! I'll see if I can come up with a good idea or just let things go.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #781 on: October 18, 2012, 12:45:16 PM »

Don't "just let things go"....you'll never get anywhere that way.

I love the idea of asking her out for coffee or to the local icecream shop or whatever is "in" in your locale.

It's a non-pressure meeting, and not a formal date.

Coffee shops are great, because they usually have small tables and you guys can sit across from each other and have a great time....plus, it's intimate enough where you can actually have a decent discussion.

Wishing you well!

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #783 on: October 18, 2012, 02:17:48 PM »
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« Reply #784 on: October 18, 2012, 02:20:31 PM »
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Go for broke.

What's that?

It means take a risk. It's my expert opinion.  ;)

Is your gf interested in Orthodoxy?
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« Reply #785 on: October 18, 2012, 02:22:13 PM »
Okay, I'll give more details about this all when asked for them.

How on earth do I 'signal' (for lack of a better term) my interest in her. Should I just ask her out or is that weird. Please take into account that I'm somewhat shy with things like this and I have no experience with this whatsoever.

Go for broke.

What's that?

Americanism for "to risk everything" on a single event. Comes from some variant of craps or something.

Nowadays, most people would say it means take a chance in general even if the stakes are not that high.

It would analogous to "go all in" from the past fad of No Limit Texas Hold'em.
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« Reply #786 on: October 18, 2012, 02:24:30 PM »
Why not invite her to the party you are having?
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« Reply #787 on: October 18, 2012, 02:25:11 PM »
Cyrillic,

Your need for help ain't that severe. Having dated most of the continent of Europe, let me know if need something more specific to the cultural surroundings you find yourself in.

Dating in America is a bit different than "dating" in most European countries. At least IME.

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« Reply #788 on: October 18, 2012, 02:29:01 PM »
Cyrillic,

Your need for help ain't that severe. Having dated most of the continent of Europe, let me know if need something more specific to the cultural surroundings you find yourself in.

Dating in America is a bit different than "dating" in most European countries. At least IME.


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« Reply #789 on: October 18, 2012, 02:35:40 PM »
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« Reply #790 on: October 18, 2012, 02:38:58 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?
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« Reply #791 on: October 18, 2012, 02:40:48 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...
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« Reply #792 on: October 18, 2012, 02:43:13 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.
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« Reply #793 on: October 18, 2012, 03:01:58 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.

Light years away. Although I think * will be visiting Cincinnati via wherever he is in Pennsylvania.
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« Reply #794 on: October 18, 2012, 03:05:26 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.

Light years away.

It might as well be. Dayton is not exactly where the who's who of Ohio flock.
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« Reply #795 on: October 18, 2012, 03:06:55 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.

Light years away.

It might as well be. Dayton is not exactly where the who's who of Ohio flock.

Dayton as much in common with Cincinnati as Akron does.

You don't belong here.
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« Reply #796 on: October 18, 2012, 03:09:05 PM »
Have you ever seen any advertisement for a realtor named Michelle Caldwell? Because she's headmaster of my school, in Dayton.
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« Reply #797 on: October 18, 2012, 03:11:30 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.

Light years away.

It might as well be. Dayton is not exactly where the who's who of Ohio flock.

Dayton as much in common with Cincinnati as Akron does.

You don't belong here.

In Ohio?
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« Reply #798 on: October 18, 2012, 03:12:06 PM »
Have you ever seen any advertisement for a realtor named Michelle Caldwell? Because she's headmaster of my school, in Dayton.

As real estate agent for a headmistress? Lovely.

You would think a religious school would require the members of their staff to have a soul at a minimum.
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« Reply #799 on: October 18, 2012, 03:13:48 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.

Light years away.

It might as well be. Dayton is not exactly where the who's who of Ohio flock.

Dayton as much in common with Cincinnati as Akron does.

You don't belong here.

In Ohio?

Probably, but Cincinnati specifically was what I referring to.

IIRC, you are a non-NYC New York transplant to Dayton?

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« Reply #800 on: October 18, 2012, 03:15:36 PM »
Have you ever seen any advertisement for a realtor named Michelle Caldwell? Because she's headmaster of my school, in Dayton.

As real estate agent for a headmistress? Lovely.

You would think a religious school would require the members of their staff to have a soul at a minimum.
She's also a deaconess at Trinity Anglican and a doctoral student. I suppose if I were contributing to the gentrification of Over the Rhine, I wouldn't be able to sleep anyway.
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« Reply #801 on: October 18, 2012, 03:18:13 PM »
So I'm going to be in Cinci this weekend and our very own orthonorm has promised to take me out clubbing at all the hottest places and introduce me to the who's who of Ohio. I can't wait!
Gonna see the Steelers lose?

I'm gonna meet the who's who, the Bungles don't have anyone on the list!  Will be too busy for football anyway...

You will not be too far from that person and I.

Light years away.

It might as well be. Dayton is not exactly where the who's who of Ohio flock.

Dayton as much in common with Cincinnati as Akron does.

You don't belong here.

In Ohio?

Probably, but Cincinnati specifically was what I referring to.

IIRC, you are a non-NYC New York transplant to Dayton?

My condolences.

Ah. I wouldn't know, never having been to Cincinnati. Hopefully in a few weeks though, to watch the Giants beat the Bengals.

Yes, I am a non-NYC New York transplant to Dayton. It is kind of a bummer.
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« Reply #802 on: October 18, 2012, 05:02:51 PM »
What is more important to a woman? Your money or your looks?
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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« Reply #803 on: October 18, 2012, 05:04:38 PM »
What is more important to a woman? Your money or your looks?

Depends on the time line. After about a few minutes, your money.

But height trumps that.

Sorry Charlie.

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« Reply #804 on: October 18, 2012, 05:07:29 PM »
I am long. Wooohoo!  :laugh:
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« Reply #805 on: October 18, 2012, 05:08:50 PM »
I am long. Wooohoo!  :laugh:

*ahem* Tall. *ahem*

Yes. Size matters.
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« Reply #806 on: October 18, 2012, 05:10:12 PM »
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« Reply #807 on: October 18, 2012, 05:11:54 PM »
I am long. Wooohoo!  :laugh:

*ahem* Tall. *ahem*

Yes. Size matters.

I might be long too, if you know what I mean  ;)

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« Reply #808 on: October 18, 2012, 05:13:49 PM »
I am long. Wooohoo!  :laugh:

*ahem* Tall. *ahem*

Yes. Size matters.

I might be long too, if you know what I mean  ;)

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #809 on: October 18, 2012, 05:15:31 PM »
I am long. Wooohoo!  :laugh:

*ahem* Tall. *ahem*

Yes. Size matters.

I might be long too, if you know what I mean  ;)

*ahem*

No, what do you mean? Long... clavicles?

Shall I show you what I mean?  :-*
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