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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2160 on: December 13, 2013, 01:24:42 AM »
Does anyone want to fill in for me on this one?  It would be much appreciated. Also, her real hair color is red if it makes any difference.  ;)

Is this her?



If so then absolutely, positively, right away, please send her my number!
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« Reply #2161 on: December 13, 2013, 03:44:51 AM »
Ugh. Tattoos.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2162 on: December 13, 2013, 06:49:26 AM »
Well that is what she does for a living... 

(and it's quite attractive)

... but alas, she's married.

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« Reply #2163 on: December 13, 2013, 11:06:52 AM »
Does anyone want to fill in for me on this one?  It would be much appreciated. Also, her real hair color is red if it makes any difference.  ;)

Is this her?



If so then absolutely, positively, right away, please send her my number!

What is your number?
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« Reply #2164 on: December 13, 2013, 01:56:24 PM »
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« Reply #2166 on: December 13, 2013, 03:44:36 PM »
What is your number?

What are your intentions? I'm a wholesome type of guy...

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2167 on: December 13, 2013, 04:04:21 PM »
What is your number?

What are your intentions? I'm a wholesome type of guy...

I was intending to send it to her, per your request, but if you'd rather I didn't....

Also, I was planning to call you up and invite you to a dinner of mushroom soup, sauerkraut and potato varenyky, pickled beets, and pampushky.  But...   
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« Reply #2168 on: December 13, 2013, 04:08:42 PM »
I was intending to send it to her, per your request, but if you'd rather I didn't....

I have no wish to go on a date with a married woman. I don't think it's immoral, it's just not for me. I will have to find my Sasha somewhere else...

As for your dinner invitation, take away the mushrooms, sauerkraut, beets and pampushky (which I had to Google) and I accept!

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« Reply #2169 on: December 13, 2013, 04:24:59 PM »
I was intending to send it to her, per your request, but if you'd rather I didn't....

I have no wish to go on a date with a married woman. I don't think it's immoral, it's just not for me. I will have to find my Sasha somewhere else...

As for your dinner invitation, take away the mushrooms, sauerkraut, beets and pampushky (which I had to Google) and I accept!

How 'bout I just send you a $1 gift certificate for Dunkin Donuts?
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« Reply #2170 on: December 13, 2013, 04:28:20 PM »
I was intending to send it to her, per your request, but if you'd rather I didn't....

I have no wish to go on a date with a married woman. I don't think it's immoral, it's just not for me. I will have to find my Sasha somewhere else...

As for your dinner invitation, take away the mushrooms, sauerkraut, beets and pampushky (which I had to Google) and I accept!

How 'bout I just send you a $1 gift certificate for Dunkin Donuts?

That won't work, I'm watching my weight. How about McDonalds?

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« Reply #2171 on: December 13, 2013, 04:32:21 PM »
I was intending to send it to her, per your request, but if you'd rather I didn't....

I have no wish to go on a date with a married woman. I don't think it's immoral, it's just not for me. I will have to find my Sasha somewhere else...

As for your dinner invitation, take away the mushrooms, sauerkraut, beets and pampushky (which I had to Google) and I accept!

How 'bout I just send you a $1 gift certificate for Dunkin Donuts?

That won't work, I'm watching my weight. How about McDonalds?

What's you're weight doing that makes it so interesting to watch?  McDonald's??  That won't work--I'm watching your weight, too, though I'm not sure why--when you answer my first question, then I will know.  ;D.  How 'bout I just send you my very, very best wishes and prayers for a long, happy, spiritually rewarding life?
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« Reply #2172 on: December 13, 2013, 04:38:56 PM »
What's you're weight doing that makes it so interesting to watch?

(no joking) My doctor put me on a new diabetes medication and told me that it would curb my appetite and that I would lose weight. It didn't, and for a while I actually gained weight. My doctor was somewhat confused when he was informed of this, and told me to take more of the medicine.

(joking) I think the medicine is trying to trick me somehow, and is using the weight thing to confuse me. Thus the reason I am watching it so closely. McDonalds makes me feel happy, and thus I expect to find it a helpful ally in combating whatever it is that the medicine is up to.

How 'bout I just send you my very, very best wishes and prayers for a long, happy, spiritually rewarding life?

I suppose that will work. Really any of those three would be nice!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2173 on: December 13, 2013, 04:44:36 PM »
What's you're weight doing that makes it so interesting to watch?

(no joking) My doctor put me on a new diabetes medication and told me that it would curb my appetite and that I would lose weight. It didn't, and for a while I actually gained weight. My doctor was somewhat confused when he was informed of this, and told me to take more of the medicine.

(joking) I think the medicine is trying to trick me somehow, and is using the weight thing to confuse me. Thus the reason I am watching it so closely. McDonalds makes me feel happy, and thus I expect to find it a helpful ally in combating whatever it is that the medicine is up to.

How 'bout I just send you my very, very best wishes and prayers for a long, happy, spiritually rewarding life?

I suppose that will work. Really any of those three would be nice!

Oh, okay.

My best wishes and prayers are with you always!
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« Reply #2174 on: December 13, 2013, 11:08:17 PM »
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« Reply #2175 on: December 13, 2013, 11:56:33 PM »
Ugh. Tattoos everything.

Fixed.

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« Reply #2176 on: December 14, 2013, 12:01:45 AM »
"For this God is our God forever and ever; He will be our guide, even to the end." Psalm 48:14

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2178 on: December 14, 2013, 12:27:57 AM »
I'm with Cyrillic on tattoos.  I've liked many as designs, but very, very few when actually applied to someone's body. 
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« Reply #2179 on: December 14, 2013, 01:08:44 AM »
I like very few sleeves on women (men, on the other hand...), but I like tattoos.
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« Reply #2180 on: December 14, 2013, 01:46:19 AM »
I'm with Cyrillic on tattoos.  I've liked many as designs, but very, very few when actually applied to someone's body. 
Wait til they age.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2181 on: December 14, 2013, 05:21:45 AM »
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« Reply #2182 on: December 14, 2013, 07:33:59 PM »
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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« Reply #2183 on: December 14, 2013, 07:50:45 PM »
I'm with Cyrillic on tattoos.  I've liked many as designs, but very, very few when actually applied to someone's body. 
Wait til they age.

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« Reply #2184 on: December 14, 2013, 07:52:23 PM »
^Word.  :D
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« Reply #2185 on: December 15, 2013, 02:32:03 AM »
Whoa.

Well I guess Allison Holker ain't that bad at all. No coveted 10/10 though. Saw her on a news feed pop-up.

You know who has aged well, like the finest of wines? Marisa Tomeii. I was only a kid when I saw her get the Oscar, but I'll never forget that acceptance speech I thought she was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

I dare not want to youtube it so it shatters my nostalgia. It probably won't stir the same feelings.
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« Reply #2186 on: December 15, 2013, 05:16:35 AM »
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Curiouser and curiouser.

Twas nothing really, I ended up posting it in another thread, where I thought it was more appropriate. :)
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2187 on: December 20, 2013, 05:08:39 PM »
The recent posts that ended in a flame war have been nuked from orbit. Don't revive that discussion. Keep it civil or suffer the severe consequences. This is the last chance for this thread. Thanks for your consideration.

Also, you might want to consider toning down the amount of posts that are less than flattering about women. They too read this thread and are often not amused at what they read.
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« Reply #2188 on: December 20, 2013, 05:22:08 PM »
I like your moderating style, Cyrillic. "Nuked from orbit." :)

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« Reply #2189 on: December 20, 2013, 05:49:29 PM »
I like your moderating style, Cyrillic. "Nuked from orbit." :)

I hope this doesn't break the rules about discussing moderators in their official capacity, but I think putting him in power was a good idea.
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« Reply #2190 on: December 20, 2013, 07:58:20 PM »
I like your moderating style, Cyrillic. "Nuked from orbit." :)

I hope this doesn't break the rules about discussing moderators in their official capacity, but I think putting him in power was a good idea.
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« Reply #2191 on: December 22, 2013, 07:23:25 PM »
Let's talk about how most men are disgusting filthy pigs.  ;)
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« Reply #2192 on: December 22, 2013, 11:13:04 PM »
Let's talk about how most men are disgusting filthy pigs.  ;)

OK. Filthy often. Disgusting or pigs not often.

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« Reply #2193 on: December 28, 2013, 09:39:35 PM »
Let her become homeless.

It was rather silly of me to worry about someone being homeless, or worse, wasn't it?

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« Reply #2194 on: December 28, 2013, 09:50:32 PM »
How did that ever end up?  I presume she is no longer there?
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« Reply #2196 on: December 28, 2013, 10:46:12 PM »
Let her become homeless.

It was rather silly of me to worry about someone being homeless, or worse, wasn't it?

At what price?

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« Reply #2198 on: January 03, 2014, 07:56:14 PM »
LOL at the white knighting from men who don't have girls or supposed father figures. All talk. Every one of them
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« Reply #2199 on: January 03, 2014, 10:41:40 PM »
I like your moderating style, Cyrillic. "Nuked from orbit." :)

Except those who came late can't read them. Pity.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2200 on: January 03, 2014, 10:47:46 PM »
I think that monogamy is an unnatural feminist invention that benefits females much more than it does men because it ensures that they have someone to take care of them and their offspring because the politically incorrect biological nature of a man is to impregnate as many women as possible to keep the population alive.

Come at me Arachne.

In all reality, I think that while monogamy is biologically unnatural, it's probably the best, fairest institution for both parties because polygamy reduces the diversity of the gene pool and polyandry screws a man over into taking care of a child that's not his.  At least in monogamy, you're both equally miserable.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2201 on: January 03, 2014, 11:01:02 PM »
Come at me Arachne.

Why provoke Arachne when your problem is with Jesus, that politically correct, unnatural feminist who created us a certain way? 

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« Reply #2202 on: January 03, 2014, 11:12:20 PM »
At least in monogamy, you're both equally miserable.

Sounds like an episode of Maude (1970's TV show with Beatrice Arthur).

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« Reply #2203 on: January 03, 2014, 11:40:10 PM »
I think that monogamy is an unnatural feminist invention that benefits females much more than it does men because it ensures that they have someone to take care of them and their offspring because the politically incorrect biological nature of a man is to impregnate as many women as possible to keep the population alive.

Come at me Arachne.

In all reality, I think that while monogamy is biologically unnatural, it's probably the best, fairest institution for both parties because polygamy reduces the diversity of the gene pool and polyandry screws a man over into taking care of a child that's not his.  At least in monogamy, you're both equally miserable.
Dude you are almost there.

I think you should reject both extreme ideals, on one end of the spectrum the celibate monk and the other ONS every woman you meet.

You just gotta be the best man you can be, and that is different for everyone. Not everyone is going to be that husband who worships his wife as some kind of goddess and raising wonderful children. And that's ok.

I don't think marriage these days is worth it outside of the sacramental view of the Church.

Me personally I'm the kind of guy that likes to create a world with one woman, who would be my wife. Make a legacy together and just watch our love flourish and see the fruits of it in our children.

But hey man you are pretty young, I'd go chasing after many women. Go ahead and date multiple women at once, just make sure you are upfront about not being exclusive with any of them. Don't be that guy who says he will be then goes after other women.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #2204 on: January 03, 2014, 11:40:42 PM »
Beatrice Arthur

I had a college roommate who had an excessive, almost fetishistic interest in Bea Arthur.  He used to talk about wanting to ask her out, hook up with her, do the honourable thing and marry her, etc.  
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