Jason: I think you are ignoring one important thing... I didn't even know you were pregnant!
Jane: How is that an excuse? Would you have treated me differently otherwise? Or Susan?
Jason: Oh whatever, Susan has nothing to do with this. And you know how I feel about you!
Jane: Yeah. You feel things for me. Just not love.
Jason: Please Jane, let's not do this again.
Jane: And to think I almost went to Texas!
Jason: That would have worked out fine. Sebastian is doing well there. And anyway, I'm ok with you wanting to stay here in Nevada.
Jane: Are you?
Jason: Of course. You don't believe me?
Jane: I think you need to work on your lying. Every time you kiss me, every time you speak her name, I can see it in your eyes. It's not me you want.
Jane: I think this is the end Jason.
Jason: Wait! What are you saying?
Jane: The baby isn't yours Jason.
Jason: [stares at Jane, confused]
Jane: Joe is the baby daddy.
Jason: JOE!!!!! JOE????? How could it be Joe? Since the accident he hasn't even been able to--
Jane: He had some of his sperm frozen before the accident. And when it was clear that he loved me and you didn't, well...
Jason: This is... how could you do this to me? After all we've been through?
Jane: I'm leaving you Jason.
Jason: What? No! You can't!
Jane: I've also emptied your bank accounts, as a sort of "going away gift" for me. And if you breathe a word of this to the cops I'll tell them about what happened to poor little Scotty.
Jason: You wouldn't!
Jane: I would. ... Well, goodbye Jason. The sex was great, but you just aren't worthy of me. Have fun with Susan.
Jason: [on the verge of tears]
Jane: Oh, and Susan used to be a man.
This concludes this week's installment of the web-soap The Lewd and the Lovely.