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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1530 on: September 17, 2013, 04:42:28 PM »
I would agree with you, but this woman exists.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1531 on: September 17, 2013, 04:55:46 PM »
Saw my ex-girlfriend at Walmart today. Last two times we saw each other it was awkward and sad, so it was nice to see her now that we've both moved on and could just chit chat (sorry Achronos!). Also sort of reminded me why we broke up. Oh well. :)

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1532 on: September 17, 2013, 05:12:12 PM »
Saw my ex-girlfriend at Walmart today. Last two times we saw each other it was awkward and sad, so it was nice to see her now that we've both moved on and could just chit chat (sorry Achronos!). Also sort of reminded me why we broke up. Oh well. :)

Would you ever get back together with her?  Actually, let that be a general question.  Would anyone get back with an ex?  I have a strict policy of no, never, under no circumstance.
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« Reply #1533 on: September 17, 2013, 05:15:55 PM »
I actually already got back together with her after breaking up, but that was under unusual circumstances. Generally I would be open to it, but if you break up once I would imagine there were good reasons for it, and if nothing significant has changed, then I don't see why it'd work out a second time. Of course there are other relationship arrangements, but that's for another time as this is a "dating" thread.

Why are you so against any possibility of it? :)
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1534 on: September 17, 2013, 05:18:56 PM »
Like you said, there are reasons the breakup happened.  I believe I am against it so much, because it would hang over my head the entire time.  The Orthodox answer is that I had not died to myself nor she to herself.  It would be doomed from the start, trying to get back together. 
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1535 on: September 17, 2013, 05:25:42 PM »
You people wouldn't know beauty if she fell out of a tree and landed in your kitchen.



This is a picture of my long deceased heartthrob Roza.  Look at how she handles that rifle.  Imagine how she would do with a mop!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1536 on: September 17, 2013, 05:32:36 PM »
You people wouldn't know beauty if she fell out of a tree and landed in your kitchen.

This is a picture of my long lost heartthrob Roza.  Look at how she handles that rifle.  Imagine how she would do with a mop!

I prefer a less aggressive-looking girl. Michele Lepe would work 8)


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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1537 on: September 17, 2013, 05:33:51 PM »
So you like women who consort with demons?
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« Reply #1538 on: September 17, 2013, 05:36:27 PM »
Like you said, there are reasons the breakup happened.  I believe I am against it so much, because it would hang over my head the entire time.  The Orthodox answer is that I had not died to myself nor she to herself.  It would be doomed from the start, trying to get back together. 

What if it was a situation where you got along well but weren't ready at some point to take a chance? For an example, maybe you're in your early 20s, and get together a few months before going off to graduate school across the country, but you aren't willing to possibly screw up your life and attend the local Podunk Graduate School just on the off chance that a college fling turns into something lasting. But then 5 years later you meet the same person, and both of you are done with school and in the same town and looking to settle down or whatever?  Maybe that's not a great example, I dunno, but I guess I'm just asking if there are any exceptions for you.

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« Reply #1539 on: September 17, 2013, 05:36:53 PM »
So you like women who consort with demons?

She love me / I love her / so what if her / buddies have some fur?

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1540 on: September 17, 2013, 05:51:10 PM »
Like you said, there are reasons the breakup happened.  I believe I am against it so much, because it would hang over my head the entire time.  The Orthodox answer is that I had not died to myself nor she to herself.  It would be doomed from the start, trying to get back together. 

What if it was a situation where you got along well but weren't ready at some point to take a chance? For an example, maybe you're in your early 20s, and get together a few months before going off to graduate school across the country, but you aren't willing to possibly screw up your life and attend the local Podunk Graduate School just on the off chance that a college fling turns into something lasting. But then 5 years later you meet the same person, and both of you are done with school and in the same town and looking to settle down or whatever?  Maybe that's not a great example, I dunno, but I guess I'm just asking if there are any exceptions for you.
In this case, that would be fine, because you both recognized you weren't ready for the next step and that maybe neither of you were mature enough.  Upon reuniting and realizing you still care for one another (from a more "grown up" perspective), sure.  Why not?  My break ups were not that pleasant. :-\
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1541 on: September 17, 2013, 05:56:52 PM »
Such poor taste in women.  No wonder you all need relationship advice.  For your education, I have included a photograph of the most beautiful woman alive . . . period.

Fake red hair... no thank you.

As long as the carpet has to match the drapes . . .
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« Reply #1542 on: September 17, 2013, 06:00:10 PM »
In this case, that would be fine, because you both recognized you weren't ready for the next step and that maybe neither of you were mature enough.  Upon reuniting and realizing you still care for one another (from a more "grown up" perspective), sure.  Why not?  My break ups were not that pleasant. :-\

Well cheer up, there's plenty of deer in the pen!  8)

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1543 on: September 17, 2013, 06:01:46 PM »
In this case, that would be fine, because you both recognized you weren't ready for the next step and that maybe neither of you were mature enough.  Upon reuniting and realizing you still care for one another (from a more "grown up" perspective), sure.  Why not?  My break ups were not that pleasant. :-\

Well cheer up, there's plenty of deer in the pen!  8)

This buck has his doe. :)
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1544 on: September 17, 2013, 06:04:19 PM »
As long as we're posting pics of attractive people we'd date*... dreamy!




*I would only date him if I was gay, which I'm not right now, but then you never know what curveballs life will throw at you.
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« Reply #1545 on: September 17, 2013, 06:07:48 PM »
This buck has his doe. :)

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« Reply #1546 on: September 17, 2013, 06:17:37 PM »
With all the celebration of redheads--and justly deserved--I'm surprised that the beautiful Karen Gillan hasn't been mentioned yet.


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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1547 on: September 17, 2013, 10:27:59 PM »
I have a strict policy of no, never, under no circumstance.

Ugh. This may come into play. After seeing her today, and her mentioning that her living situation isn't very good, she called me tonight. I wasn't able to take the call when she made it, and I haven't called her back... but I'm half afraid she's going to want to get back together.  :-X

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1548 on: September 18, 2013, 08:22:34 AM »
I have a strict policy of no, never, under no circumstance.

Ugh. This may come into play. After seeing her today, and her mentioning that her living situation isn't very good, she called me tonight. I wasn't able to take the call when she made it, and I haven't called her back... but I'm half afraid she's going to want to get back together.  :-X
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1549 on: September 18, 2013, 08:33:48 AM »
Thankfully we talked on facebook* and there was no hint of her wanting that. I thought it was really strange that she'd call, but oh well.  :)


*After seeing each other yesterday we friended one another on there again.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1550 on: September 18, 2013, 08:35:03 AM »
Relationship Tip #129:  it's easier and more enjoyable to make love in a bed than on the floor or the couch. Always keep a bed handy wherever you live.

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« Reply #1551 on: September 18, 2013, 08:38:31 AM »
Relationship Tip #129:  it's easier and more enjoyable to make love in a bed than on the floor or the couch. Always keep a bed handy wherever you live.
There is more room on the floor and it makes for a good change of pace at times.  As do desks, tables, chairs, other random pieces of furniture...
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« Reply #1552 on: September 18, 2013, 08:49:22 AM »
Meh. Give me a queen sized bed and I'm a happy man.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1553 on: September 18, 2013, 09:07:13 AM »
Relationship Tip #129:  it's easier and more enjoyable to make love in a bed than on the floor or the couch. Always keep a bed handy wherever you live.
There is more room on the floor and it makes for a good change of pace at times.  As do desks, tables, chairs, other random pieces of furniture...

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1554 on: September 18, 2013, 09:13:55 AM »
Relationship Tip #129:  it's easier and more enjoyable to make love in a bed than on the floor or the couch. Always keep a bed handy wherever you live.
There is more room on the floor and it makes for a good change of pace at times.  As do desks, tables, chairs, other random pieces of furniture...

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1555 on: September 18, 2013, 09:58:33 AM »
Is there a Liturgy tomorrow?
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« Reply #1556 on: September 18, 2013, 10:07:18 AM »
Is there a Liturgy tomorrow?
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« Reply #1558 on: September 18, 2013, 02:29:21 PM »
Why do I even look at this thread?
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« Reply #1559 on: September 18, 2013, 02:36:36 PM »
Why do I even look at this thread?
Because it is the best thread on the forum.  When I log on, I look for this thread first.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1560 on: September 18, 2013, 02:37:34 PM »
Why do I even look at this thread?
Because it is the best thread on the forum. 

No, it isn't.
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« Reply #1561 on: September 18, 2013, 02:38:22 PM »
Why do I even look at this thread?
 When I log on, I look for this thread first.

You have my deepest sympathies.
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« Reply #1562 on: September 18, 2013, 02:40:16 PM »
Why do I even look at this thread?
 When I log on, I look for this thread first.

You have my deepest sympathies.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1566 on: September 18, 2013, 03:14:02 PM »
My work internet will not allow me to view it.  >:(
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« Reply #1567 on: September 18, 2013, 03:15:45 PM »
My work internet will not allow me to view it.  >:(

Mine does. ;D
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« Reply #1569 on: September 19, 2013, 02:01:03 PM »
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« Reply #1570 on: September 19, 2013, 08:01:21 PM »
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« Reply #1571 on: September 20, 2013, 10:45:58 AM »
I think I have fallen in love.  :P

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« Reply #1572 on: September 20, 2013, 10:52:49 AM »
I think I have fallen in love.  :P



Really?

Guess there's no accounting for taste... ::)
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« Reply #1573 on: September 20, 2013, 10:57:08 AM »
I guess I can leave her for hecma.  He seems to be more into tattoos than I.  He owes me big though!   :D
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« Reply #1574 on: September 20, 2013, 10:59:16 AM »
I guess I can leave her for hecma.  He seems to be more into tattoos than I.  He owes me big though!   :D

You had me worried for a moment...
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