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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1485 on: September 16, 2013, 10:41:35 AM »
When you lower your standards, you are less likely to be disappointed.  You kind of know what to expect if you date a neo-nazi.  Or a pothead.  Not so much someone that has piercings.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1486 on: September 16, 2013, 10:43:52 AM »
When you lower your standards, you are less likely to be disappointed.  You kind of know what to expect if you date a neo-nazi.  Or a pothead.  Not so much someone that has piercings.
You have the expectation that they have a decent pain tolerance, so thats something, right?
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« Reply #1487 on: September 16, 2013, 10:46:15 AM »
^Not if they expect you to put it to the test more than a couple times a week. Floggers get boring after a while.

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« Reply #1488 on: September 16, 2013, 10:54:40 AM »
^Not if they expect you to put it to the test more than a couple times a week. Floggers get boring after a while.
I wouldn't know.  Never was into the BSM thing. Still, nothing ruins the moment more than accidently leaning on her hair and having her start crying.  Darn inconvenient, it is.  >:(
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« Reply #1489 on: September 16, 2013, 10:56:44 AM »
^Some girls would like that. *tugs on beard thoughtfully*  I guess if they don't like it, it's less than optimal.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1490 on: September 16, 2013, 10:57:47 AM »
When you lower your standards, you are less likely to be disappointed.  You kind of know what to expect if you date a neo-nazi.  Or a pothead.  Not so much someone that has piercings.
You have the expectation that they have a decent pain tolerance, so thats something, right?

At the very least.  I'm far more impressed by tattooed women though.  Very.

Note:  Probably the tamest image when one searches "tattooed women" on Google.
Double note: Not into BDSM stuff either.  But tattooed girls would be up for sky diving and motorcycle crosscountry road trips rather than, say, a Helpmeet Helena.  
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1491 on: September 16, 2013, 10:58:27 AM »
^Some girls would like that. *tugs on beard thoughtfully*  I guess if they don't like it, it's less than optimal.

What about bearded girls?
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1492 on: September 16, 2013, 11:00:03 AM »
Minor tattooing = good 

Arm sleeves = weirdo
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« Reply #1493 on: September 16, 2013, 11:00:40 AM »
What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.

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« Reply #1494 on: September 16, 2013, 11:02:06 AM »
What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.
I think this is approaching R rating. 

I dislike beards of any kind on women. The only hair should be on their scalp and a limited amount on their eyebrows
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1495 on: September 16, 2013, 11:03:44 AM »
Minor tattooing = good  

Arm sleeves = weirdo

Minor tattoing=boring, i.e. tramp stamp is a dime a dozen

Now, too many piercings can be weird.  3+ per ear is a bit much.  It also depends on the girl.  If she has the personality to pull off a nose ring or double sleeve tattoos, awesome.

Also, I could go for a girl like the one in the picture above.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1496 on: September 16, 2013, 11:07:22 AM »
What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.
I think this is approaching R rating. 

I dislike beards of any kind on women. The only hair should be on their scalp and a limited amount on their eyebrows

Not my fault this forum parties like it's 1399.  8)   But what do you mean by "limited amount" for eyebrows? You know those eyebrows that look line thin lines drawn on? Now those are deal breakers for me.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1497 on: September 16, 2013, 11:11:10 AM »
What about bearded girls?

I like beards in all the right places. The face is not the right places.
I think this is approaching R rating. 

I dislike beards of any kind on women. The only hair should be on their scalp and a limited amount on their eyebrows

Not my fault this forum parties like it's 1399.  8)   But what do you mean by "limited amount" for eyebrows? You know those eyebrows that look line thin lines drawn on? Now those are deal breakers for me.
I did not know that women shaved their bodies in 1399. Perhaps I would have enjoyed living back in the day.  Well, perhaps not.  I like showers too much.  :P

Limited amount as in, unibrows are disgusting.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1498 on: September 16, 2013, 11:17:21 AM »
Minor tattooing = good  

Arm sleeves = weirdo

Minor tattoing=boring, i.e. tramp stamp is a dime a dozen

Now, too many piercings can be weird.  3+ per ear is a bit much.  It also depends on the girl.  If she has the personality to pull off a nose ring or double sleeve tattoos, awesome.

Also, I could go for a girl like the one in the picture above.
That girl is a wierdo.  Pretty face, but her cheeks are pierced, and face ink is just odd. Also, way too much ink on the arms.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1499 on: September 16, 2013, 11:18:42 AM »
Minor tattooing = good  

Arm sleeves = weirdo

Minor tattoing=boring, i.e. tramp stamp is a dime a dozen

Now, too many piercings can be weird.  3+ per ear is a bit much.  It also depends on the girl.  If she has the personality to pull off a nose ring or double sleeve tattoos, awesome.

Also, I could go for a girl like the one in the picture above.
That girl is a wierdo.  Pretty face, but her cheeks are pierced, and face ink is just odd. Also, way too much ink on the arms.

I guess I like weirdos. :)  Hey, no unibrow!  That's a plus.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1501 on: September 16, 2013, 11:20:19 AM »
Yup.  She's pretty.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1502 on: September 16, 2013, 11:23:23 AM »
I know it is cliche, but this is pure feminine beauty.

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« Reply #1503 on: September 16, 2013, 11:24:33 AM »
Yup.  She's pretty.

And look at those feet! Extremely pretty face (I'll have to work with her on those eyebrows, but I believe there is enough to make the situation salvageable), great hair, great tats, sexy legs, and great feet. She's a little petite, but that will change in time naturally.

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« Reply #1504 on: September 16, 2013, 11:24:43 AM »
She doesn't have blue eyes, so no.  Not pure. :laugh:
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« Reply #1505 on: September 16, 2013, 11:26:34 AM »
Yup.  She's pretty.

And look at those feet! Extremely pretty face (I'll have to work with her on those eyebrows, but I believe there is enough to make the situation salvageable), great hair, great tats, sexy legs, and great feet. She's a little petite, but that will change in time naturally.

Her eyebrows are fine.  They're not chola eyebrows.  A bit petite for me, as well, but I wouldn't complain.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1506 on: September 16, 2013, 11:27:41 AM »
Bah, that is what these are for.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1507 on: September 16, 2013, 11:36:46 AM »
Bah, that is what these are for.



So what you're saying is that you like a different kind of weirdo?  Amethyst colored eyes?  I would expect that from my tattooes girls, but from your pure, feminine beauties...I don't think so.
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« Reply #1508 on: September 16, 2013, 11:38:16 AM »
Nothing wrong with colored contact lenses.  They come out at the end of the day.  Tattoos...not so much.  :D
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« Reply #1509 on: September 16, 2013, 11:40:04 AM »
A committed woman or a wishy-washy woman?  I will take the former.
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« Reply #1510 on: September 16, 2013, 01:56:34 PM »
I know it is cliche, but this is pure feminine beauty.



Not really.  Some guy(s) somewhere are tired of her ****.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #1511 on: September 16, 2013, 01:58:41 PM »
Perhaps, but not here.  ;)
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« Reply #1512 on: September 16, 2013, 03:38:08 PM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:

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« Reply #1513 on: September 16, 2013, 05:38:31 PM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:
In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.
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« Reply #1514 on: September 16, 2013, 05:40:06 PM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:
In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway.  :police:

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« Reply #1515 on: September 16, 2013, 05:49:19 PM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:
In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway.  :police:
I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*
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« Reply #1516 on: September 16, 2013, 06:02:46 PM »
If I had to choose a blond:



Plus she can ride a horse and handle a sword quite well.
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« Reply #1517 on: September 16, 2013, 06:04:47 PM »
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad will I be mocked if I admit to not knowing who that is?
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« Reply #1518 on: September 16, 2013, 06:06:07 PM »
Miranda Otto, played Eowyn in LOTR  8)

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« Reply #1519 on: September 16, 2013, 06:11:32 PM »
Miranda Otto, played Eowyn in LOTR  8)
Wow, I totally did not recognize her at all without her Eowyn garb on...

She is pretty too.  More of a classical look.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1520 on: September 17, 2013, 06:57:20 AM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:
In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway.  :police:
I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*
Carrie couldn't start a war if her life depended on it.
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« Reply #1521 on: September 17, 2013, 07:57:40 AM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:
In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway.  :police:
I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*
Carrie couldn't start a war if her life depended on it.
I might start a war for her.  I would lose of course, just like Paris did.  Maybe my kin would go sailing into the sunset and found the next great civilization that will rule the world!  ...I like where this is heading.  :P
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« Reply #1522 on: September 17, 2013, 08:02:10 AM »
Who is she? Looks like someone from a TV show, like Soccer Moms of Atlanta Georgia, or something  :angel:
In the event that you actually did not recognize her, it is the beautiful Carrie Underwood.  While I don't really care for her music, she is a lovely young lady.

I did not recognize her by the pic. I did find out who she was by looking at the link of the pic you posted, but I thought I'd post as though I still didn't know anyway.  :police:
I'm pretty sure Helen of Troy would be jealous standing next to Carrie Underwood.  *sigh*
Carrie couldn't start a war if her life depended on it.
I might start a war for her.  I would lose of course, just like Paris did.  Maybe my kin would go sailing into the sunset and found the next great civilization that will rule the world!  ...I like where this is heading.  :P
He lost because his name was Paris; not because Helen was too hot for him.  Besides, the Trojans that were able to escape became British people who later travelled to America to found a highly successful prophylactic manufacturer.
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« Reply #1523 on: September 17, 2013, 03:05:06 PM »
Such poor taste in women.  No wonder you all need relationship advice.  For your education, I have included a photograph of the most beautiful woman alive . . . period.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #1524 on: September 17, 2013, 03:11:22 PM »
I would agree with you, but this woman exists.
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« Reply #1525 on: September 17, 2013, 03:31:19 PM »
I would agree with you, but this woman exists.

Yes, but mine has red hair.  She even has red eyebrows! 
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #1526 on: September 17, 2013, 03:35:07 PM »
I would agree with you, but this woman exists.

Yes, but mine has red hair.  She even has red eyebrows! 

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1527 on: September 17, 2013, 03:45:55 PM »
Such poor taste in women.  No wonder you all need relationship advice.  For your education, I have included a photograph of the most beautiful woman alive . . . period.

Fake red hair... no thank you.
"We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!"
-T.S. Eliot

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1528 on: September 17, 2013, 03:50:03 PM »
I will defeat you all with an even more glorious hair color.  And yes, it is all natural.  8)

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Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1529 on: September 17, 2013, 03:56:13 PM »
^I don't date androids. And don't even try to tell me that she's a human, I can see the metal coming out of her head!