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« Reply #1440 on: September 13, 2013, 04:18:06 PM »

oh, well, good thing i married someone who didn't have a short toes phobia!
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i'm sure there are many long toed women in the world left, and after all you only need one...
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« Reply #1441 on: September 13, 2013, 04:45:26 PM »

i'm sure there are many long toed women in the world left, and after all you only need one...

As well as plenty of men (see China) who abhor long toes in a woman. Wink
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« Reply #1442 on: September 13, 2013, 05:14:45 PM »

I should note that foot binding was the most perverse idea ever devised. Truth.
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« Reply #1443 on: September 13, 2013, 05:17:47 PM »

I should note that foot binding was the most perverse idea ever devised. Truth.

Nah...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cranial_deformation

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« Reply #1444 on: September 14, 2013, 01:45:52 AM »

This guy has perfect hair:

Jim Chapman - Manly May Favourites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Fd-1woNRo

He also has a video of the exact hair cut he gets.

Now feel like crap because you dont look anything close to that.

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« Reply #1445 on: September 14, 2013, 03:59:56 PM »

Now feel like crap because you dont look anything close to that.

A man who is unwilling to come to terms with his ugliness is the least attractive of all.
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« Reply #1446 on: September 14, 2013, 07:21:26 PM »

Ok, I need some relationship advice here. My pappy always said that if you can't feed the cow then don't milk it. When you first hear that it makes sense. But then you have to consider that if you don't milk it it ends up in pain, so really you are doing it a favor by milking it. And once you've milked it, well why feel guilty about it? The cow is happy, you're happy, it's all good. Ya know? But some people want to do me a harsh about this as though I'm taking advantage or something.  What should I do?  Oh, and if it matters, she's 29.
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« Reply #1447 on: September 14, 2013, 07:25:12 PM »

I am very thankful that you chose to post a pic of the second one rather than the first one.  Wink
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« Reply #1448 on: September 14, 2013, 07:28:11 PM »

I am very thankful that you chose to post a pic of the second one rather than the first one.  Wink

He did have a second pic in the original post, but removed it. He would have received a dot for it, I imagine, though the most disturbing part of the pic wouldn't have been what he got the dot for.  Cool
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« Reply #1449 on: September 14, 2013, 07:28:29 PM »

Ok, I need some relationship advice here. My pappy always said that if you can't feed the cow then don't milk it. When you first hear that it makes sense. But then you have to consider that if you don't milk it it ends up in pain, so really you are doing it a favor by milking it. And once you've milked it, well why feel guilty about it? The cow is happy, you're happy, it's all good. Ya know? But some people want to do me a harsh about this as though I'm taking advantage or something.  What should I do?  Oh, and if it matters, she's 29.
The average life expectancy of a cow is 22 yrs old, so your cow is clearly in her elder years, far past her milking prime.  You should put her out to pasture and allow her to graze for her remaining years, whatever might be left.
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« Reply #1450 on: September 14, 2013, 07:31:35 PM »

Look, I don't have a degree in cowology, all I know is that she likes to be milked and really hates it when she goes for long periods without milking. I don't know what the story is regarding why it's like that at her age, that's just how it is.  Huh
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« Reply #1451 on: September 14, 2013, 07:33:16 PM »

I am very thankful that you chose to post a pic of the second one rather than the first one.  Wink

Neck elongation ≠ cranial deformation.  Wink

The second picture I originally posted illustrated the latter.
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« Reply #1452 on: September 14, 2013, 07:47:30 PM »

Look, I don't have a degree in cowology, all I know is that she likes to be milked and really hates it when she goes for long periods without milking. I don't know what the story is regarding why it's like that at her age, that's just how it is.  Huh
Perhaps it would be best to just turn her into ground beef. No use letting a good cow go bad.
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Look, I don't have a degree in cowology, all I know is that she likes to be milked and really hates it when she goes for long periods without milking. I don't know what the story is regarding why it's like that at her age, that's just how it is.  Huh
Perhaps it would be best to just turn her into ground beef. No use letting a good cow go bad.

What? I'm talking about a human! What are you talking about? Hmph, men!  Angry
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« Reply #1454 on: September 14, 2013, 07:55:05 PM »

Look, I don't have a degree in cowology, all I know is that she likes to be milked and really hates it when she goes for long periods without milking. I don't know what the story is regarding why it's like that at her age, that's just how it is.  Huh
Perhaps it would be best to just turn her into ground beef. No use letting a good cow go bad.

What? I'm talking about a human! What are you talking about? Hmph, men!  Angry
What is this now?  You are milking a human cow?  I think you need one of these for that.

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« Reply #1455 on: September 14, 2013, 08:00:45 PM »

I do not have a lactation fetish. May we please return to my moral dilemma?  Angry Kiss
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« Reply #1456 on: September 14, 2013, 08:09:09 PM »

I do not have a lactation fetish. May we please return to my moral dilemma?  Angry Kiss
I don't understand at all, I feel as if I have been more than helpful in all my suggestions, but you seem to be dismissing everything I say.  Are we discussing milking or not? I see no moral dilemma about milking, whether it be bovine or human.  If there is some sort of double entendre here, you must be more clear, I simply do not have the time to try and decipher what it might be.  Kiss
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« Reply #1457 on: September 14, 2013, 08:15:05 PM »

Sometimes people seemingly dismiss things in public, yet think deeply about and struggle with them in private. They say one thing on a forum so as not to lose face, when in truth they have had the foundations of their very soul-stuff shaken.  This does not apply to me in this instance, but it does happen.
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« Reply #1458 on: September 14, 2013, 08:38:21 PM »

Try milking a horse.  They need to be milked multiple times a day.  I'm serious.
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What is this now?  You are milking a human cow?  I think you need one of these for that.



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« Reply #1460 on: September 14, 2013, 09:52:00 PM »

Hmph, men!  Angry
I have the trademark for this, so don't even think about monetizing it. You can keep the smiley face thingy,  I hate them.

I am thinking about an Orthodox-friendly line of ankle length culottes that can be worn by both men and women. I have yet to broach the topic to Achronos as an initial male model (since he like robes). I have been trying to find the red-haired "It's a fact girl" for the initial female model, but I have not had any success. I just cannot give up on red heads, so the fashion line is still in limbo as I write.
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« Reply #1461 on: September 14, 2013, 11:36:42 PM »

What is this now?  You are milking a human cow?  I think you need one of these for that.



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Hmph, men!  Angry
I have the trademark for this, so don't even think about monetizing it. You can keep the smiley face thingy,  I hate them.

I am thinking about an Orthodox-friendly line of ankle length culottes that can be worn by both men and women. I have yet to broach the topic to Achronos as an initial male model (since he like robes). I have been trying to find the red-haired "It's a fact girl" for the initial female model, but I have not had any success. I just cannot give up on red heads, so the fashion line is still in limbo as I write.

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« Reply #1463 on: September 15, 2013, 03:21:09 AM »

Hello Orthonorm

I am currently an emperor of the Roman Empire, but my wife is not giving me any sons. Should I divorce her and marry a favorite, very beautiful young lady who I truly love? My current wife is getting old, also she is quite ugly. If I don't get a heir soon, the empire will go into chaos!!!

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« Reply #1464 on: September 15, 2013, 03:23:02 AM »

Now feel like crap because you dont look anything close to that.

A man who is unwilling to come to terms with his ugliness is the least attractive of all.
What if you bordered between ugly and attractive?
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« Reply #1465 on: September 15, 2013, 03:23:02 AM »

The one thing I don't like about my hair is that I have a cowlick.
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« Reply #1466 on: September 15, 2013, 05:42:49 AM »

What if you bordered between ugly and attractive?

I'm not sure. Never been there so I've never given it much thought  police

Also, your current avatar, signature, etc. are weirding me out, man...

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« Reply #1467 on: September 15, 2013, 08:25:50 AM »

Hello Orthonorm

I am currently an emperor of the Roman Empire, but my wife is not giving me any sons. Should I divorce her and marry a favorite, very beautiful young lady who I truly love? My current wife is getting old, also she is quite ugly. If I don't get a heir soon, the empire will go into chaos!!!

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It's fun dating while being an emperor. Take king Ahasuerus, for example. He had an ingenious method of dating.
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« Reply #1468 on: September 15, 2013, 02:12:01 PM »

What if you bordered between ugly and attractive?

I'm not sure. Never been there so I've never given it much thought  police

Also, your current avatar, signature, etc. are weirding me out, man...



You put him up to that?  Tongue
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« Reply #1469 on: September 15, 2013, 05:56:27 PM »

I once had a girlfriend tell me that when I did dishes I didn't clean them well enough. I thought the obvious solution to this was for her to clean all the dishes from that point forward. She wasn't a fan of that plan, I don't think. Well, what can be done? You just have to do as best you can.
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« Reply #1470 on: September 15, 2013, 05:56:58 PM »

You put him up to that?  Tongue

No. Though his avatar was a good choice  Cool
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« Reply #1471 on: September 15, 2013, 06:34:15 PM »

I once had a girlfriend tell me that when I did dishes I didn't clean them well enough. I thought the obvious solution to this was for her to clean all the dishes from that point forward. She wasn't a fan of that plan, I don't think. Well, what can be done? You just have to do as best you can.
I tell my wife this every day, yet she has still to warm to the idea of doing them herself.  Some people are just never satisfied...
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« Reply #1472 on: September 15, 2013, 07:31:15 PM »

The one thing I don't like about my hair is that I have a cowlick.

I would LOVE something natural in my hair like that. The only thing my hair does naturally is go straight down.
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« Reply #1473 on: September 16, 2013, 12:55:50 AM »

I don't like nipple rings.
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« Reply #1474 on: September 16, 2013, 01:36:34 AM »

That should have been piercings, not just rings in particular.
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« Reply #1475 on: September 16, 2013, 07:57:25 AM »

I don't like nipple rings.
Then don't wear them.  Wink
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« Reply #1476 on: September 16, 2013, 10:07:03 AM »

I don't like nipple rings.
Then don't wear them.  Wink

I mean on other people, silly. Obviously I don't like them on me. That's just gross. But I don't like them on other people either. If I wanted a mouth full of metal I'd just chew on a penny.
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« Reply #1477 on: September 16, 2013, 10:12:58 AM »

I mean on other people, silly. Obviously I don't like them on me. That's just gross. But I don't like them on other people either. If I wanted a mouth full of metal I'd just chew on a penny.

So you don't approve of oral/lingual piercings either?
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I don't like nipple rings.
Then don't wear them.  Wink

I mean on other people, silly. Obviously I don't like them on me. That's just gross. But I don't like them on other people either. If I wanted a mouth full of metal I'd just chew on a penny.
This made me laugh quite heartily for some reason.  laugh
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« Reply #1479 on: September 16, 2013, 10:23:33 AM »

So you don't approve of oral/lingual piercings either?

Hate them. I can't say why without being more explicit that is proper for a forum such as this.

This made me laugh quite heartily for some reason.  laugh

Though to be fair I don't like jewelry in general.

I suppose some of these aren't deal breakers. They're fairly serious problems, though, like neo-nazism, or smoking pot.
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« Reply #1480 on: September 16, 2013, 10:25:03 AM »

So you don't approve of oral/lingual piercings either?

Hate them. I can't say why without being more explicit that is proper for a forum such as this.

This made me laugh quite heartily for some reason.  laugh

Though to be fair I don't like jewelry in general.

I suppose some of these aren't deal breakers. They're fairly serious problems, though, like neo-nazism, or smoking pot.


So, to sum up,  neo-nazism=smoking pot=most jewelry.
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« Reply #1481 on: September 16, 2013, 10:27:04 AM »

I believe in relative dating morality/selection, and all three of those are relatively off-putting to me. Though my last girlfriend smoked cigarettes and since then I have been disturbed at how accepting I have become when considering potential dates.
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So you don't approve of oral/lingual piercings either?

Hate them. I can't say why without being more explicit that is proper for a forum such as this.

This made me laugh quite heartily for some reason.  laugh

Though to be fair I don't like jewelry in general.

I suppose some of these aren't deal breakers. They're fairly serious problems, though, like neo-nazism, or smoking pot.

I like cartilage ear piercings, small diamond studs in attractive noses and navel piercings on flat stomachs.  Other than that, lets go smoke some pot.  Neo-nazis are a total turn off.

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« Reply #1483 on: September 16, 2013, 10:36:33 AM »

I don't like nipple rings.
Then don't wear them.  Wink

I mean on other people, silly. Obviously I don't like them on me. That's just gross. But I don't like them on other people either. If I wanted a mouth full of metal I'd just chew on a penny.
This made me laugh quite heartily for some reason.  laugh

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« Reply #1484 on: September 16, 2013, 10:37:26 AM »

You put him up to that?  Tongue

No. Though his avatar was a good choice  Cool

Both avatars are pretty gangsta.  Great film.
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