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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1350 on: August 26, 2013, 01:18:09 AM »
Since we live close to each other Asteriktos, can I observe you on a date? It would be wildly entertaining.
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« Reply #1351 on: August 26, 2013, 01:18:09 AM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.

All by herself too? Man you let that one go?

Gotta approach the helpless prey...
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« Reply #1352 on: August 26, 2013, 11:02:30 AM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.

All by herself too? Man you let that one go?

Gotta approach the helpless prey...

She wears a cross necklace too! I messed up, sensei.
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« Reply #1353 on: August 26, 2013, 12:10:52 PM »
Since we live close to each other Asteriktos, can I observe you on a date? It would be wildly entertaining.

Ohhhhhhhh...........please do so.  And record it for the rest of us.  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!  Even if you must do so clandestinely.
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« Reply #1354 on: August 26, 2013, 12:32:40 PM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.


It's a good thing that you didn't fill the empty seat. That would have been awkward.
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« Reply #1355 on: August 26, 2013, 12:58:15 PM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.


It's a good thing that you didn't fill the empty seat. That would have been awkward.

But, oh so manly.
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« Reply #1356 on: August 26, 2013, 01:20:56 PM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.


It's a good thing that you didn't fill the empty seat. That would have been awkward.

Probably not since it was a group seminar, she's fairly outgoing, there were other people around and I'm not autistic.
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« Reply #1357 on: August 26, 2013, 01:24:22 PM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.


It's a good thing that you didn't fill the empty seat. That would have been awkward.

I'm not autistic.

I didn't imply that  ???
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1358 on: August 26, 2013, 01:24:56 PM »
I saw this cute chick sitting at a table with an open seat and kept walking. I guess I gotta start manning up.


It's a good thing that you didn't fill the empty seat. That would have been awkward.

Probably not since it was a group seminar, she's fairly outgoing, there were other people around and I'm not autistic.
In situations such as these, it is best to find the biggest chap nearby, punch him in the face as hard as you can, then sit down with her and say, "Now, where were we..."?
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« Reply #1359 on: August 26, 2013, 01:41:44 PM »
Since we live close to each other Asteriktos, can I observe you on a date? It would be wildly entertaining.

Thinking of the last two real dates I was on... observing would possibly wilder than you'd think, or possibly more boring. Could go either way depending on the date, time, girl, place, etc.

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« Reply #1360 on: August 27, 2013, 10:56:23 PM »
It's hard to date without money.

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« Reply #1361 on: August 27, 2013, 11:17:35 PM »
It's hard to date without money.

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Deny it if you can you filthy animals!

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« Reply #1362 on: August 28, 2013, 12:19:48 AM »
It's hard to date without money.

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Deny it if you can you filthy animals!

It is hard to argue against this precise statement unless your first date is willing to pay for everything, including your rent.


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« Reply #1363 on: August 28, 2013, 04:45:14 AM »
Who can endure this financial ascesis?

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« Reply #1364 on: August 28, 2013, 10:22:51 AM »
It's hard to date without money.

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Yes.  But not impossible.  8)
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« Reply #1365 on: August 28, 2013, 11:21:50 AM »
It's hard to date without money.

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Yes.  But not impossible.  8)

Indeed.  If you are a PUA you can probably do it. But for everyone else, there's mastercard.

(I got lucky and found a girl with cheap tastes.   ;))
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« Reply #1366 on: August 28, 2013, 07:56:26 PM »
How do you date if you're a broke college student who can't chivalrously offer to pay for everything?
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1367 on: August 28, 2013, 08:03:17 PM »
It's hard to date without money.

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You'll need a car and about $150 dollars for dinner.
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« Reply #1368 on: August 28, 2013, 08:07:37 PM »
How do you date if you're a broke college student who can't chivalrously offer to pay for everything?

Think out of the box! Must all dating involve paying and consuming?

You could always take her out for an akathist...  :P



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« Reply #1369 on: August 28, 2013, 08:10:56 PM »
Take her to a park. Make sandwiches and carry some snacks along. Walk and walk. Then eat. It is delicious.

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« Reply #1370 on: August 28, 2013, 08:12:12 PM »
It's hard to date without money.

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You'll need a car and about $150 dollars for dinner.

I have neither a car nor $150 :(  Though on a positive note, I dated my last girlfriend for 4 months and didn't spend $150 the entire time (not including household expenses such as food and tobacco)

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« Reply #1371 on: August 28, 2013, 08:14:27 PM »
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I have neither a car nor $150 :(  Though on a positive note, I dated my last girlfriend for 4 months and didn't spend $150 the entire time (not including household expenses such as food and tobacco)
 

Are you Black/African-American or White/Caucasian?
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« Reply #1372 on: August 28, 2013, 08:15:24 PM »
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« Reply #1373 on: August 28, 2013, 08:17:06 PM »
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Oh, I couldn't really tell because there's an intermix of black people.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1374 on: August 28, 2013, 08:24:00 PM »
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Oh, I couldn't really tell because there's an intermix of black people.

Asteriktos would make a fine black man if he wasn't a fine white man.   :-*
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« Reply #1375 on: August 28, 2013, 10:00:44 PM »
Awesome!  ;D

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« Reply #1376 on: August 28, 2013, 10:04:09 PM »
Ok guys, I want to date the girl in this video. Like, a lot. Just three problems:

1) She doesn't know I exist
2) She's out of my league
3) She lives in Australia

I am now a member of her facebook fan page, so I will very gradually deal with #1 by worming my way into her heart with witty geekisms and smoothly insightful compliments. So, if you all could help me overcome #2, I will do my best to take care of #3. Help me out!

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« Reply #1377 on: August 28, 2013, 10:38:32 PM »
Ok guys, I want to date the girl in this video. Like, a lot. Just three problems:

1) She doesn't know I exist
2) She's out of my league
3) She lives in Australia

I am now a member of her facebook fan page, so I will very gradually deal with #1 by worming my way into her heart with witty geekisms and smoothly insightful compliments. So, if you all could help me overcome #2, I will do my best to take care of #3. Help me out!
WHAT?!?!?  She isn't even a redhead.  >:(
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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« Reply #1378 on: August 28, 2013, 10:50:13 PM »
Everyone has faults and flaws... we must be willing to look past them in order to embrace a greater good.
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« Reply #1379 on: August 29, 2013, 12:09:14 AM »
Ok guys, I want to date the girl in this video.

Help me out!

I watched this. I find her a bit irritating. Nevertheless, I recommend skipping her Facebook account and concentrating on her twitter account (https://twitter.com/JessMcDonell). She claims to respond to all twitter messages. But I recommend setting up a facebook account based on something she finds adorable and posting your witticism as the voice of what she finds adorable, every day, for about three months first.

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« Reply #1380 on: August 29, 2013, 12:26:12 AM »
Hmm... indeed. I shall have to reactivate my twitter account. I haven't used it in about 7 years...

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« Reply #1381 on: August 29, 2013, 09:53:58 AM »
Ok guys, I want to date the girl in this video. Like, a lot. Just three problems:

1) She doesn't know I exist
2) She's out of my league
3) She lives in Australia

I am now a member of her facebook fan page, so I will very gradually deal with #1 by worming my way into her heart with witty geekisms and smoothly insightful compliments. So, if you all could help me overcome #2, I will do my best to take care of #3. Help me out!

She plays Australian rules football ???  Learn it and love.  ;D
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« Reply #1382 on: August 29, 2013, 09:56:39 AM »
She plays Australian rules football ???  Learn it and love.  ;D

Now you're just being silly! I was talking about her being in the gaming journalist league, while I'm in the theology nut league. Two completely different leagues, though part of the same sport of geekery.  I enjoy games, I just need to find out if she likes theology. I can't be with someone that doesn't dig theology.

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« Reply #1383 on: August 29, 2013, 10:02:19 AM »
She plays Australian rules football ???  Learn it and love.  ;D

Now you're just being silly! I was talking about her being in the gaming journalist league, while I'm in the theology nut league. Two completely different leagues, though part of the same sport of geekery.  I enjoy games, I just need to find out if she likes theology. I can't be with someone that doesn't dig theology.

Me?  Silly??  You gotta be kidding!  ;D

Would a gaming journalist geek girl EVER want to dig theology?  You're in for some heavy duty evangelization, methinks  :-*.
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« Reply #1384 on: August 29, 2013, 10:03:32 AM »
She plays Australian rules football ???  Learn it and love.  ;D

Now you're just being silly! I was talking about her being in the gaming journalist league, while I'm in the theology nut league. Two completely different leagues, though part of the same sport of geekery.  I enjoy games, I just need to find out if she likes theology. I can't be with someone that doesn't dig theology.

Me?  Silly??  You gotta be kidding!  ;D

Would a gaming journalist geek girl EVER want to dig theology?  You're in for some heavy duty evangelization, methinks  :-*.
They aren't THAT different.  They can both easily become blood sports.  :D
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« Reply #1385 on: August 29, 2013, 10:07:02 AM »
She plays Australian rules football ???  Learn it and love.  ;D

Now you're just being silly! I was talking about her being in the gaming journalist league, while I'm in the theology nut league. Two completely different leagues, though part of the same sport of geekery.  I enjoy games, I just need to find out if she likes theology. I can't be with someone that doesn't dig theology.

Me?  Silly??  You gotta be kidding!  ;D

Would a gaming journalist geek girl EVER want to dig theology?  You're in for some heavy duty evangelization, methinks  :-*.
They aren't THAT different.  They can both easily become blood sports.  :D

Theology quite possibly even more so than the other.

I still think he's in for some heavy duty evangelization.  Not all blood sports are equal.
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« Reply #1386 on: August 29, 2013, 10:12:16 AM »
I'm up to the challenge! I can't tell you how often I fantasize about getting together with a beautiful girl, laying down in bed, and talking Scripture and patristics all night long. Then next day she brags to all her friends about how I'm a theologizing machine. Ok, the fantasy is partly just to stroke my ego and make me feel like more of a man, but still, who wouldn't find that enjoyable?

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« Reply #1387 on: August 29, 2013, 10:16:01 AM »
I'm up to the challenge! I can't tell you how often I fantasize about getting together with a beautiful girl, laying down in bed, and talking Scripture and patristics all night long. Then next day she brags to all her friends about how I'm a theologizing machine. Ok, the fantasy is partly just to stroke my ego and make me feel like more of a man, but still, who wouldn't find that enjoyable?

Time for a digression/derailment.  Horse chops anybody??  I've seen some really good recipes for goat meat (non-Halal, that is  ;D.).
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« Reply #1388 on: August 29, 2013, 10:20:26 AM »
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Oh, I couldn't really tell because there's an intermix of black people.

And an intermix of horses from what I've seen.
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« Reply #1389 on: August 29, 2013, 10:21:57 AM »
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Oh, I couldn't really tell because there's an intermix of black people.

And an intermix of horses from what I've seen.

Now we're talkin'....

 ;D
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« Reply #1390 on: August 29, 2013, 10:23:01 AM »
I'm up to the challenge! I can't tell you how often I fantasize about getting together with a beautiful girl, laying down in bed, and talking Scripture and patristics all night long. Then next day she brags to all her friends about how I'm a theologizing machine. Ok, the fantasy is partly just to stroke my ego and make me feel like more of a man, but still, who wouldn't find that enjoyable?

Time for a digression/derailment.  Horse chops anybody??  I've seen some really good recipes for goat meat (non-Halal, that is  ;D.).

It's not a derailment at all.  Get you some horse chops and serve it to the girl.  If she eats it without complaint or asking what it is, that's the one you marry.  Problem solved!
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« Reply #1391 on: August 29, 2013, 10:30:44 AM »
How dare you eat horses!  >:(

You know my proclivities towards such magnificent beasts.  How would you like it if I ate your family?!?
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« Reply #1392 on: August 29, 2013, 10:35:09 AM »
How dare you eat horses!  >:(

You know my proclivities towards such magnificent beasts.  How would you like it if I ate your family?!?

Why, that would be cannibalism!  But if a horse ate a loved one of mine, then that would be more equivalent, albeit disturbing.  As to your, *ahem*, proclivities, it matters not for your magnificent love is a non-edible entity.  Unless you are a moth or beaver.

May I remind you:


Or did you leave her?
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1393 on: August 29, 2013, 10:37:50 AM »
Are you implying that my horse is not a real, live horse?  :o

Well, I never!  >:(
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1394 on: August 29, 2013, 10:39:25 AM »
How dare you eat horses!  >:(

You know my proclivities towards such magnificent beasts.  How would you like it if I ate your family?!?

Why, that would be cannibalism!  But if a horse ate a loved one of mine, then that would be more equivalent, albeit disturbing.  As to your, *ahem*, proclivities, it matters not for your magnificent love is a non-edible entity.  Unless you are a moth or beaver.

May I remind you:


Or did you leave her?

I think there are some things about our beloved TheTri that we don't fully know yet.
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