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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1260 on: July 30, 2013, 04:48:13 PM »
Does Moni really exist?

I am astonished that you would even ask this!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1261 on: July 30, 2013, 04:52:22 PM »
Does Moni really exist?

I am astonished that you would even ask this!
Would you be even more astonished if I were to ask "What is a 'Moni?'"
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1262 on: July 30, 2013, 04:55:09 PM »
Please don't do this, ok guys? I understand the reason for jealousy here, but it's very unbecoming. Please?  :(
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1263 on: July 30, 2013, 05:25:06 PM »
Even if Moni does not exist, don't break it to me, I do so enjoy reading about her, I feel as if she is the little sister I never had.  Wait...I do have little sisters.  Ummm... she is the little niece I never had.  Crap.  I have those too.  Whatever.  You get the point.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1264 on: July 30, 2013, 05:26:41 PM »
This is how I picture Moni.  Yes, I believe she does bite her lip at all times.

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« Reply #1265 on: July 30, 2013, 05:31:37 PM »
This is how I picture Moni.  Yes, I believe she does bite her lip at all times.

Not bad, not bad at all! I can't post a pic of her at this time, but I will ask her if she'd be ok with that.

Now, as for doubting Moni, well I've been doubted this entire thread, so why should Moni be any different? But I persevere  :)

Anyway, did you see about my short but exciting thing with Desiree earlier in the thread? I posted a pic of her at one point [WARNING: HOTNESS AHEAD]...

I feel much better today. Sarah is gone, but at least I still have Desiree. Here's a picture of her I took this morning before she left. I was going to kiss her goodbye, but I figured maybe that would be moving too quickly.

She called recently and wanted to get back together. Figures I'd have so many options exactly at the time I chose to be monogamous. Sigh. This stuff is rough!
« Last Edit: July 30, 2013, 05:37:31 PM by Asteriktos »
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1266 on: July 30, 2013, 05:33:46 PM »
Ha! I knew it!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1267 on: July 30, 2013, 05:34:41 PM »
This is how I picture Moni.  Yes, I believe she does bite her lip at all times.

Not bad, not bad at all! I can't post a pic of her at this time, but I will ask her if she'd be ok with that.

Now, as for doubting Moni, well I've been doubted this entire thread, so why should Moni be any different? But I persevere  :)

Anyway, did you see about my short but exciting thing with Desiree earlier in the thread? I posted a pic of her at one point...

I feel much better today. Sarah is gone, but at least I still have Desiree. Here's a picture of her I took this morning before she left. I was going to kiss her goodbye, but I figured maybe that would be moving too quickly.

She called recently and wanted to get back together. Figures I'd have so many options exactly at the time I chose to be monogamous. Sigh. This stuff is rough!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I was not expecting THAT when I clicked on it!  Tis a good thing my wife is not in the room!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1268 on: July 30, 2013, 05:36:58 PM »
Whoah, I have never read the last five pages of this thread before.  And now I feel like I've been missing out on a secret underground road to Hogwarts in the center of middle internet.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1269 on: July 30, 2013, 05:38:06 PM »
It is where we all live out our secret fantasy lives through Asteriktos, stud that he is.  :D
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« Reply #1270 on: July 30, 2013, 05:38:10 PM »
I was not expecting THAT when I clicked on it!  Tis a good thing my wife is not in the room!

Oops! I have edited the post to include a warning now...
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« Reply #1271 on: July 30, 2013, 05:39:59 PM »
I was not expecting THAT when I clicked on it!  Tis a good thing my wife is not in the room!

Oops! I have edited the post to include a warning now...
When one hangs around young ladies such as that, it is easy to understand the difficulty of asceticism.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1272 on: July 30, 2013, 05:44:27 PM »
Its a common thing associated with dating and sex websites

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« Reply #1273 on: July 30, 2013, 05:54:02 PM »
This is how I picture Moni.  Yes, I believe she does bite her lip at all times.

Not bad, not bad at all! I can't post a pic of her at this time, but I will ask her if she'd be ok with that.

Now, as for doubting Moni, well I've been doubted this entire thread, so why should Moni be any different? But I persevere  :)

Anyway, did you see about my short but exciting thing with Desiree earlier in the thread? I posted a pic of her at one point [WARNING: HOTNESS AHEAD]...

I feel much better today. Sarah is gone, but at least I still have Desiree. Here's a picture of her I took this morning before she left. I was going to kiss her goodbye, but I figured maybe that would be moving too quickly.

She called recently and wanted to get back together. Figures I'd have so many options exactly at the time I chose to be monogamous. Sigh. This stuff is rough!

The majority of those women either have boyfriends or husbands

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« Reply #1274 on: July 30, 2013, 05:54:42 PM »
The majority of those women either have boyfriends or husbands

Yeah. Me.
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« Reply #1275 on: July 30, 2013, 05:55:03 PM »
Ha! I knew it!

Glad I was able to clear up for you the reality of the situation  :)
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1276 on: July 30, 2013, 05:58:13 PM »
I'm sure you'll find your Moni one day  :angel:
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« Reply #1277 on: July 30, 2013, 05:59:03 PM »
I'm sure you'll find your Moni one day  :angel:

Yeah, this Friday. But I have her number so she won't be hard to find  8)
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« Reply #1278 on: July 30, 2013, 06:28:41 PM »
Does Moni really exist?
lol you still haven't caught on?

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1279 on: July 30, 2013, 10:58:51 PM »
Achronos, if you are implying that Moni does not exist and thereby shattering my alternate life that I am living through Asteriktos, I deplore you with every fiber of my body.  Do not take this from me.  You must now say something confirming Moni's existence for the sake of my mental health.  >:(
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« Reply #1280 on: July 30, 2013, 11:18:54 PM »
Don't pay attention to them, haters gonna hate.  Oh so he found some pics on the interwebs? Can he find any with raindrops on them besides the one I took? No, because mine was unique, because I took it with a photo graphic camera apparatus, and did not simply steal it off the web. Some people just have to be skeptical about everything I guess. Well, what can you do? Achronos is a good guy. I don't fault him. He needs our support at a time like this.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1281 on: July 31, 2013, 12:25:57 AM »
I think we need the title of the thread changed to 'Asteriktos' and his love life (imaginary or not)'

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« Reply #1282 on: July 31, 2013, 12:33:23 AM »
I have tried so hard to coax orthonorm into participating, but alas, he cares not for the trials and tribulations of a lowly, lonely fool like me!
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« Reply #1283 on: July 31, 2013, 03:56:33 AM »
I found the views that my ex-girlfriend had on the role of the male in the procreative process to be disgusting. I should have ended it right then.
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« Reply #1284 on: July 31, 2013, 08:15:16 AM »
I found the views that my ex-girlfriend had on the role of the male in the procreative process to be disgusting. I should have ended it right then.
:o

Which ex-girlfriend might this be?
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« Reply #1285 on: July 31, 2013, 08:30:42 AM »
Asteriktos seems to have a whole harem of imaginary girlfriends.
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« Reply #1286 on: July 31, 2013, 08:32:24 AM »
Asteriktos seems to have a whole harem of imaginary girlfriends.
Not you too!  Will no one stand by Asteriktos in this most desperate hour?
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« Reply #1287 on: July 31, 2013, 09:23:09 AM »
I found the views that my ex-girlfriend had on the role of the male in the procreative process to be disgusting. I should have ended it right then.
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Which ex-girlfriend might this be?

Her name was Jennifer; we were together from December 2012 till April 2013.
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« Reply #1288 on: July 31, 2013, 09:26:04 AM »
I found the views that my ex-girlfriend had on the role of the male in the procreative process to be disgusting. I should have ended it right then.
:o

Which ex-girlfriend might this be?

Her name was Jennifer; we were together from December 2012 till April 2013.
My imagination is running wild with what this might mean.  Pull it together, TheTris!  :police:
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« Reply #1289 on: July 31, 2013, 09:28:35 AM »
I found the views that my ex-girlfriend had on the role of the male in the procreative process to be disgusting. I should have ended it right then.
:o

Which ex-girlfriend might this be?

Her name was Jennifer; we were together from December 2012 till April 2013.
My imagination is running wild with what this might mean.  Pull it together, TheTris!  :police:

Here's the scary part (for me)--this girl wasn't just orthonorm-dating-thread-real... she was real-real. ;D
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1290 on: July 31, 2013, 09:51:01 AM »
I think we need the title of the thread changed to 'Asteriktos' and his love life (imaginary or not)'

Or just "Asterikos". ;D
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« Reply #1291 on: August 01, 2013, 11:48:21 AM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1292 on: August 01, 2013, 11:54:58 AM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?

Nope.
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« Reply #1293 on: August 01, 2013, 11:57:00 AM »
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« Reply #1294 on: August 01, 2013, 11:57:54 AM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?
Join groups/clubs on campus, preferably not the D&D roleplaying club. Take ballroom dance lessons, women flock to guy who can dance well or are at least willing to learn how to dance.  Be friendly with all girls, even ones you are not interested in at all, because they all have friends and they all talk.
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« Reply #1295 on: August 01, 2013, 11:59:59 AM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?

Be a stoic loner.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1296 on: August 01, 2013, 12:00:36 PM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?
Join groups/clubs on campus, preferably not the D&D roleplaying club. Take ballroom dance lessons, women flock to guy who can dance well or are at least willing to learn how to dance.  Be friendly with all girls, even ones you are not interested in at all, because they all have friends and they all talk.

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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1297 on: August 01, 2013, 12:05:21 PM »
Take ballroom dance lessons, women flock to guy who can dance well or are at least willing to learn how to dance.

Been there, done that. But that was because I like Strauss, not because I wanted a girlfriend or something.

So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?

Be a stoic loner.

That would be counterproductive.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1298 on: August 01, 2013, 01:26:46 PM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?

Love something much more than being with a girl and become excellent in doing that, whatever it is.

The kind of girl who also loves that will then be interested in you.

That's for starters. Then, just don't be stupid with her, don't be violent psychologically or physically with her, don't abuse her, don't abandon her.

Also, don't throw pearls to swine. Remember "love something more than being with a girl"? Girls are humans too and as such, some don't want to be loved. Others want to be loved to abuse you - not talking sex here, that's not the most common way women abuse men when they do. If being with a certain girl is bad for you, or toxic somehow, leave her despite how intense your feelings or libido may be. There is a nice person waiting for you somewhere.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1299 on: August 01, 2013, 01:39:51 PM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?

Besides dancing, playing an instrument (especially guitar) works. You don't have to be good--just good enough to get by playing a simple song. Most people don't know what songs are simple and what not, so that part doesn't really matter as much. And if you do happen to be interested in someone who is musically inclined, well then she might know that you're not great (yet), but at least you'll have something in common.

Also confidence. If you don't have it, pretend like you do.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1300 on: August 01, 2013, 01:48:44 PM »
So I move to college in two weeks. Any tips for meeting women and building relationships with them there?

Besides dancing, playing an instrument (especially guitar) works. You don't have to be good--just good enough to get by playing a simple song. Most people don't know what songs are simple and what not, so that part doesn't really matter as much. And if you do happen to be interested in someone who is musically inclined, well then she might know that you're not great (yet), but at least you'll have something in common.

Also confidence. If you don't have it, pretend like you do.
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« Reply #1301 on: August 01, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »
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So, as the tag says, this is a serious post. Serious meaning real life experience and not fictional, and not meaning serious in tone, which I freely admit is exaggerated for effect. But not my much.

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I saw a girl today at Walmart. No, not just a girl--a woman. She was the most attractive person I have ever seen. I felt like the Russian emissaries first experiencing the divine liturgy--for I knew not whether I was in heaven or on earth. Such joyful sorrow flooded my heart and soul, for in that moment I experienced life to the fullest, and yet I knew I would never be granted a private audience with this angelic being. The Archangel Michael and Satan fought over the body of Moses. And likewise within my heart I could feel demonic lust, and that which is made in the image of God, making war over the body of this woman. "I am the image of God, and am drawn to wickedness" St. Gregory the Theologian said. Indeed. In the end Satan lost, for I went back into the store to steal another look at her, but before I could buy the 20 oz. soda I was planning on getting, so as to place myself within feet of her presence, I decided to abandon my daring scheme, not out of shyness or insecurity, but because the Archangel had gained the upper hand. I stood triumphant as I waited for the bus. But I will never forget that cashier at Walmart. And God protect me tomorrow when I will most likely see her again.
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1302 on: August 01, 2013, 02:03:50 PM »
But how would Moni feel?  ;D
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« Reply #1303 on: August 01, 2013, 02:14:51 PM »
But how would Moni feel?  ;D

Believe it or not, Moni seems like a fiction of my imagination compared to this girl!
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Re: Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column
« Reply #1304 on: August 01, 2013, 02:21:13 PM »
Just ask her out big dawg. What could possibly go wrong?
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