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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4905 on: April 03, 2015, 04:22:36 PM »
Banned because I am spelling it like  the unlearned Dickensian holy fool, not like the wise winners of spelling bees.
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« Reply #4906 on: April 04, 2015, 01:09:06 PM »
Banned for wasting Grannies vittles on a lazy mind.
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« Reply #4907 on: April 04, 2015, 04:37:10 PM »
Banned for using the plural instead of the possessive. I'm taking your grade down to a C.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4908 on: April 04, 2015, 04:48:45 PM »
Banned for using letter grades, you square.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4909 on: April 04, 2015, 05:10:53 PM »
Banned for using letter grades, you square.

Banned then because you get a fifty percent grade....you pentagon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4910 on: April 04, 2015, 05:17:46 PM »
5 =/= 50.  Banned for doing that Cantuckee 'rithemtic.  Your 'ritin' and readin' ain't much better.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4911 on: April 05, 2015, 03:15:54 PM »
Banned for asking for prayers for you a sinner because you're immaculate. Don't be so modest.
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« Reply #4912 on: April 06, 2015, 02:51:54 PM »
Banned because even the most immaculate need a prayer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4913 on: April 06, 2015, 03:34:28 PM »
Banned for being a heretic. Are you saying that the Theotokos needs to be prayed for?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4914 on: April 06, 2015, 04:13:50 PM »
Banned due to  lack of empathy for other human beings.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4915 on: April 07, 2015, 12:21:37 AM »
Banned for being soft on heretics.

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And whosoever shall say that there was a time when the Son of God was not (ἤν ποτε ὅτε οὐκ ἦν), or that before he was begotten he was not, or that he was made of things that were not, or that he is of a different substance or essence [from the Father] or that he is a creature, or subject to change or conversion — all that so say, the Catholic and Apostolic Church anathematizes them.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4916 on: April 07, 2015, 01:05:19 AM »
For the repentance of wainscottbl and a ban from above, let us pray to the lorrrrrd.
Lorrrrrrrd, please bannnn himmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4917 on: April 07, 2015, 02:40:14 AM »
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone because sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me. Therefore you are banned and your mere words can never hurt me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4918 on: April 08, 2015, 01:37:05 AM »
Banned with words that hurt so good, which is why you like coming back for more, you self-flagellator.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4919 on: April 08, 2015, 03:51:21 AM »
re, you self-flagellator.

That's very clever.  :) Banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4920 on: April 08, 2015, 03:56:02 AM »
Yes, yes, very clevers, you a trickster and is clevers my precious. We wants you to be clevers, don'ts we? Yes yes. Poor Gollum would never hurt wainstocfl would we now precious? No, not evers. Nasty filthy oc.netters always picking on poor me. Wells my clever tricksy, we must give you something in returns, yes? Yes!? Yes..... yes yes.... yesyesyesyesyes... BAN.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4921 on: April 08, 2015, 04:29:36 AM »
Banned because I am enjoying this work by one of the Church Fathers, but at the same time finding it frustrating how superfluous St. Gregory of Nyssa is. He's a bit all over the place, though ultimately I get what he says. Of course, as all know here, I am guilty of that, too!

http://newadvent.org/fathers/2912.htm
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4922 on: April 08, 2015, 05:43:02 AM »
Banned for being frustrated by a saint.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4923 on: April 08, 2015, 08:25:58 AM »
Banned for being frustrated by a saint.

Then we are ALL banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4924 on: April 08, 2015, 01:54:37 PM »
Banned for negativity, which as the late, great, Fr. Cherubim Lilac showed, is the result of superstitious fatalistic nominalistic nihilistic pre-Hegelian dialectical buffoonery, popularized especially in its pre-postmodern form by the atheist philosopher Nedrick Peachy.
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« Reply #4925 on: April 08, 2015, 04:01:45 PM »
Banned for leaving out "Superfragicalidocious".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4926 on: April 09, 2015, 10:40:52 AM »
Banned for not getting it correct. It's "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
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« Reply #4927 on: April 09, 2015, 02:34:13 PM »
Banned for not getting it correct. It's "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
Justin Kissel is banned for inappropriate liturgical parody.

Banned for overstepping the allowed single ban of the person above.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4928 on: April 09, 2015, 05:03:57 PM »
Banned for banning at 14:43:13 on IV.IX.MMXV
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« Reply #4929 on: April 13, 2015, 03:25:55 PM »
Banned for using Roman Catholic numerals to make it look good.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4930 on: April 14, 2015, 01:25:42 AM »
Banned for banning what looks good

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4931 on: April 15, 2015, 12:05:28 AM »
Banned because looking good doesn't stop bullets.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4932 on: April 15, 2015, 04:43:18 AM »
Banned for forgetting that sometimes the only thing that saved them A-Team was a shiny set of teeth.




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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4933 on: April 15, 2015, 04:46:49 AM »
Banned for not considering what Macgyver could do with some teeth.

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« Reply #4934 on: April 15, 2015, 04:58:39 AM »
Mullet? Banned.
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« Reply #4935 on: April 15, 2015, 05:23:37 AM »
Business in the front, party in the banned.
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« Reply #4936 on: April 15, 2015, 03:52:40 PM »
Banned for not inviting us to the business party.
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« Reply #4937 on: April 15, 2015, 04:11:58 PM »
Banned for crashing the party when you were purposely excluded; we feared that your skullet would traumatize the children.

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« Reply #4938 on: April 15, 2015, 06:01:30 PM »
Banned for banning ALL the Navy Seals-Former Governors-Entertainers-Conspiracy-Personnel
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4939 on: April 15, 2015, 06:03:30 PM »
Banned for talking gibberish.
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« Reply #4940 on: April 15, 2015, 06:19:04 PM »
Banned for mistranslating "to eat" as "imperare."
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« Reply #4941 on: April 15, 2015, 06:27:05 PM »
Banned because it's Bright Week and we can eat whatever we want.
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« Reply #4942 on: April 15, 2015, 10:00:43 PM »
Banned because McDonald's doesn't count as feasting food.
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« Reply #4943 on: April 16, 2015, 03:39:15 AM »
Banned because I am beat. Goodnight.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4944 on: April 16, 2015, 04:03:09 AM »
Banned for being flogged by the man.
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« Reply #4945 on: April 16, 2015, 11:24:44 AM »
Banned for not knowing that a good flogging--especially with proper aftercare--can be a wonderfully cathartic approach to dealing with anxieties, worries, and various negative emotional stressors.
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« Reply #4946 on: Yesterday at 01:47:29 PM »
Banned for your flogging fetish, and trying to pass it on, I have enough trouble with my skullet.
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« Reply #4947 on: Yesterday at 01:50:58 PM »
Banned for mistranslating "to eat" as "imperare."

FTFY.
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« Reply #4948 on: Today at 08:47:20 PM »
Banned for correcting someone not above him, instead of banning someone above him.