Author Topic: Don't worry about Harold Camping and May 21st (Read 18019 times)

podkarpatska · « **Reply #45 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:18:45 PM »

Quote from: Tallitot on May 20, 2011, 05:06:17 PM

6:00pm? I don't think the world will end before Shabbat does

...or Vespers....

Marc1152 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:57:23 PM »

Quote from: LizaSymonenko on May 20, 2011, 02:00:55 PM

Just read a story, that Camping stated he will spend Saturday at home with his wife, sitting by the radio and TV.

THAT is how he wishes to spend the last moments on earth...sitting by the TV??? Really?

Well, if the end comes at 6 p.m. as he stated, my ENTIRE family will be in an Orthodox church, at Vespers....with the relics of four saints present. What better way to go?

It sounds like he will be watching the Preakness. Six PM is just about the time the winning horse will cross the finish line.........then poof.

Luke · « **Reply #47 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:47:04 PM »

I just checked with the Jerusalem Post, and Israel is still there. Can we relax now? $:-\$

Asteriktos · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Gamliel on May 20, 2011, 11:47:04 PM

I just checked with the Jerusalem Post, and Israel is still there. Can we relax now? $:-\$

What about the pictures coming in? How do you explain those?

HandmaidenofGod · « **Reply #49 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:13:57 AM »

If your parish is Old Calendar does that mean the rapture doesn't come until June 3?

biro · « **Reply #50 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:14:51 AM »

When the Rapture's over and done, will all the bad televangelist shows go off the air?

HandmaidenofGod · « **Reply #51 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:32:18 AM »

Quote from: biro on May 21, 2011, 01:14:51 AM

When the Rapture's over and done, will all the bad televangelist shows go off the air?

Now that WOULD be a miracle!

bogdan · « **Reply #52 on:** May 21, 2011, 02:38:22 AM »

It's past the magical hour of 6pm at GMT+12. Anything strange afoot Down Under? Has the rolling rapture gotten underway?

Saint Iaint · « **Reply #53 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:51:47 AM »

†IC XC†
†NI KA†

podkarpatska · « **Reply #54 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:22:49 AM »

New Flash!!!! direct from H. Camping's celestial GPS.........."recalculating...."

Melodist · « **Reply #55 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:30:49 AM »

Quote from: podkarpatska on May 21, 2011, 10:22:49 AM

New Flash!!!! direct from H. Camping's celestial GPS.........."recalculating...."

Turn left NOW!!!!

***CRASH***

IsmiLiora · « **Reply #56 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:35:18 AM »

Quote from: HandmaidenofGod on May 21, 2011, 01:32:18 AM

Quote from: biro on May 21, 2011, 01:14:51 AM
When the Rapture's over and done, will all the bad televangelist shows go off the air?

Now that WOULD be a miracle!

Please Lord, take them first!!

podkarpatska · « **Reply #57 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Melodist on May 21, 2011, 10:30:49 AM

Quote from: podkarpatska on May 21, 2011, 10:22:49 AM
New Flash!!!! direct from H. Camping's celestial GPS.........."recalculating...."

Turn left NOW!!!!

***CRASH***

lol

Cymbyz · « **Reply #58 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:36:15 PM »

Today is the day, ta-dut, today,
Ta-dut, ta-dut, ta-dut, today.
Today is the day, ta-dut, today,
On which, as certain prophets say,
The Lord will come for Judgement Day,
To snatch the Faithful all away,
And leave the sinners in disarray,
Uopn the twenty-first of May!
The true believers will not stay
In house or home, but flee away,
And to the world say naught but Nay,
As Camping over them holds sway.
But they may ask how he misreckoned,
When they wake up on the twenty-second.

Jharek Carnelian · « **Reply #59 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:49:56 PM »

Play that funky music etc....

Marc1152 · « **Reply #60 on:** May 21, 2011, 02:31:15 PM »

It's probably 6 pm Eastern Time.. I just realized that that I will be standing next to Met. Hilarion, Met. of Rocor at the alter at 6 pm. He is visiting today and tomorrow. So that is a little scary.

Dare me to look at my watch and hold up five fingers, four , three , two, one.. and then look out the window.

bogdan · « **Reply #61 on:** May 21, 2011, 03:35:00 PM »

Quote from: Marc1152 on May 21, 2011, 02:31:15 PM

It's probably 6 pm Eastern Time.. I just realized that that I will be standing next to Met. Hilarion, Met. of Rocor at the alter at 6 pm. He is visiting today and tomorrow. So that is a little scary.

Dare me to look at my watch and hold up five fingers, four , three , two, one.. and then look out the window.

Do it

mabsoota · « **Reply #62 on:** May 21, 2011, 04:24:10 PM »

is this website on EST?
i can verify europe is still here.

Maria · « **Reply #63 on:** May 21, 2011, 04:38:13 PM »

Yes, it is supposed to occur at 6 PM EDT and 3 PM PDT.

Count down.

I just hope there is not a rash of suicides if this event does not occur as scheduled by Camping.

Lord Jesus Christ, save us.

orthonorm · « **Reply #64 on:** May 21, 2011, 04:44:24 PM »

I was saved as a kid, so I am good.

And I just want to say to everyone I leave behind, if it happens:

I hope all you unrighteous, idolatrous whoremongers straighten your crooked ways and soften your hardened hearts as you justly suffer under the all the torments the Anti-Christ and his False Prophet shall bring upon you.

And if I am here, I look forward to talking to at least one or two of you at coffee hour tomorrow, the ugly combo of seasonal and incense allergies permitting.

HabteSelassie · « **Reply #65 on:** May 21, 2011, 04:56:41 PM »

Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Quote from: LizaSymonenko on May 18, 2011, 02:54:45 PM

It's sad that some folks can be swayed so easily.

Hey, this is America and the $100 MILLION spend on advertising can do that

stay blessed,
habte selassie

Maria · « **Reply #66 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:06:50 PM »

One hour left.

My neighbor finished mowing his lawn at 12 noon.

And a motorcyclist just roared up the street.

Wow. A bunch of cars just took off in my neighborhood. Must be a sale somewhere.

John of the North · « **Reply #67 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Maria on May 21, 2011, 04:38:13 PM

Yes, it is supposed to occur at 6 PM EDT and 3 PM PDT.

Count down.

I just hope there is not a rash of suicides if this event does not occur as scheduled by Camping.

Lord Jesus Christ, save us.

Actually, my understanding is it is supposed to occur at 6 pm in each time zone...apparently God works in time zones, which were only instituted with advent of railways in the 19th century.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #68 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:45:56 PM »

I for one think it's nice that God has kept up with the times.

Melodist · « **Reply #69 on:** May 21, 2011, 06:06:59 PM »

Still here.

Tallitot · « **Reply #70 on:** May 21, 2011, 06:15:17 PM »

ok here

Monk Vasyl · « **Reply #71 on:** May 21, 2011, 06:16:05 PM »

6:15pm eastern time and nothing. Practicing my sermon for tomorrow.

stashko · « **Reply #72 on:** May 21, 2011, 06:29:33 PM »

Curious....

Has anybody checked to see if any friends ,or family that they can't locate, are still missing due to this prophesied event...Are there People Missing or un-accounted for around the world.....possibly Raptured away...

Asteriktos · « **Reply #73 on:** May 21, 2011, 07:37:08 PM »

I'm still here! What went wrong!?

stashko · « **Reply #74 on:** May 21, 2011, 07:59:02 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on May 21, 2011, 07:37:08 PM

I'm still here! What went wrong!?

I guess,
That means, if where still all here ,we weren't Worthy and have to suffer Thur the tribulation....

NightOwl · « **Reply #75 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM »

The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... $:-\$ The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

Father H · « **Reply #76 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:11:27 PM »

This can be easily explained. There are no such things as black helicopters. It must be a fake.

Quote from: Asteriktos on May 21, 2011, 12:18:21 AM

Quote from: Gamliel on May 20, 2011, 11:47:04 PM
I just checked with the Jerusalem Post, and Israel is still there. Can we relax now? $:-\$

What about the pictures coming in? How do you explain those?

Father H · « **Reply #77 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:14:45 PM »

Quote from: AndrewR on May 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM

The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... $:-\$ The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

Actually Harold Camping is a calvinist cult leader who teaches that anabaptist evangelicals are going straight to hell, along with even fellow calvinists who still "go to church." If one attends a church in the last days, according to Camping, it is a sign that he or she is "unsaved."

NightOwl · « **Reply #78 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:47:27 PM »

Quote from: FatherHLL on May 21, 2011, 09:14:45 PM

Quote from: AndrewR on May 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... $:-\$ The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

Actually Harold Camping is a calvinist cult leader who teaches that anabaptist evangelicals are going straight to hell, along with even fellow calvinists who still "go to church." If one attends a church in the last days, according to Camping, it is a sign that he or she is "unsaved."

I guess I was using the term to loosely describe conservative Protestants, which probably isn't fair in itself. You're right of course.

Melodist · « **Reply #79 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:49:51 PM »

Quote from: AndrewR on May 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM

The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... $:-\$ The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

That's how the Jehovah's Witnesses started.

Marc1152 · « **Reply #80 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:08:14 PM »

Quote from: bogdan on May 21, 2011, 03:35:00 PM

Quote from: Marc1152 on May 21, 2011, 02:31:15 PM
It's probably 6 pm Eastern Time.. I just realized that that I will be standing next to Met. Hilarion, Met. of Rocor at the alter at 6 pm. He is visiting today and tomorrow. So that is a little scary.

Dare me to look at my watch and hold up five fingers, four , three , two, one.. and then look out the window.
Do it

Ummmm.. He wasnt into small talk so I minded my manners.

biro · « **Reply #81 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:13:45 PM »

I'm a little sleepy, but otherwise fine.

Marc1152 · « **Reply #82 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:17:41 PM »

Quote from: biro on May 21, 2011, 10:13:45 PM

I'm a little sleepy, but otherwise fine.

On a serious note, these jerks make Christianity look ridiculous. They have provided more grist for the mill for every smug secularist or Atheist.

Papist · « **Reply #83 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:20:58 PM »

Quote from: Monk Vasyl on May 20, 2011, 09:49:13 AM

How about: "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.?

I love that song.

Rufus · « **Reply #84 on:** May 22, 2011, 12:03:23 AM »

According to ABC, they've made quite a bit from donations...
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/east_bay&id=8139534
http://donations.familyradio.com

stashko · « **Reply #85 on:** May 22, 2011, 01:04:58 AM »

Will there be law suites from some Paritioners that fell for it lock stock and barrel ,
and got rid of all what they owned anticipating the great event to happen .......

Now that reality set in and some are left homless and pennyless......

Luke · « **Reply #86 on:** May 22, 2011, 01:08:51 AM »

Quote from: stashko on May 22, 2011, 01:04:58 AM

Will there be law suites from some Paritioners that fell for it lock stock and barrel ,
and got rid of all what they owned anticipating the great event to happen .......

Now that reality set in and some are left homless and pennyless......

That's a good question. I've seen some strange law suites. Didn't think about this, but it just may happen.

PeterTheAleut · « **Reply #87 on:** May 22, 2011, 01:57:30 AM »

I'm still here.

Oh, wait. Aren't we Orthodox "heretics" supposed to be left behind?

Andrew21091 · « **Reply #88 on:** May 22, 2011, 01:57:57 AM »

Quote from: Melodist on May 21, 2011, 09:49:51 PM

Quote from: AndrewR on May 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... $:-\$ The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

That's how the Jehovah's Witnesses started.

As well as the Seventh Day Adventists.

PeterTheAleut · « **Reply #89 on:** May 22, 2011, 02:05:01 AM »

Quote from: Monk Vasyl on May 20, 2011, 09:49:13 AM

How about: "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.?

As you requested

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

News:

Author Topic: Don't worry about Harold Camping and May 21st (Read 18019 times)