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« on: May 13, 2011, 02:51:07 PM »

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Vladimir Putin has become the object of veneration for a bizarre Russian all-female sect whose followers believe that the tough-talking prime minister is a reincarnation of the early Christian missionary Paul the Apostle.
Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8509670/All-female-sect-worships-Vladimir-Putin-as-Paul-the-Apostle.html

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 02:53:40 PM »

I cannot say what I think of this group until I see a picture of these women...
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 02:54:40 PM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 03:03:59 PM »

Oh how fun! This is not at all that surprising considering the bizarre sectarian groups existing throughout Russian history. Consider the Ioannites, a group who worshiped St. John of Kronstadt as God or some manifestation of God. He had to take out whole page newspaper ads to denounce them, it was so bad.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 03:12:46 PM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!

My thoughts exactly.  I am drafting a letter to him as we speak . . .  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 03:37:15 PM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!
Mo' women, mo' problems.  Roll Eyes angel
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2011, 04:16:18 PM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!

I bet it's because he's a tough guy, but still is willing to show his sensitive side...

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 04:28:17 PM »

Putin is getting old. Anyways who considers him macho? He was always a geek.
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 04:29:40 PM »

Putin is getting old. Anyways who considers him macho? He was always a geek.

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 04:39:40 PM »

Is it true that President Clinton sent them his resume after reading this?  Geez, I like the guy and I still couldn't help myself... Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 04:55:15 PM »

Isn't Putin also a huge "gay icon" in Russia?
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 05:06:31 PM »

Isn't Putin also a huge "gay icon" in Russia?

Maybe. A google search for "Vladimir Putin Gay" brings up a lot of pages...  Grin I still think our gay-icons-who-are-actually-heterosexual-males would be cooler though.

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 09:48:05 AM »

Putin is getting old. Anyways who considers him macho? He was always a geek.

Not familiar with the Russian art of Sambo, I see.
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 10:07:32 AM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!
I read somewhere that Putin has a black belt in the martial arts (Judo?).  Would that do it?
On the other hand, I wonder what his wife thinks about the group? Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 01:55:52 PM »

Only geeks study martial arts. The fact that Putin knows sambo is even more reason for calling him a nerd.
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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2011, 02:56:11 PM »

Only geeks study martial arts. The fact that Putin knows sambo is even more reason for calling him a nerd.

He's a great advert for geeks everywhere then! Let us know when you reach his heights of exalted geekiness.
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 04:47:03 PM »

Only geeks study martial arts. The fact that Putin knows sambo is even more reason for calling him a nerd.
Nerds earn more money. Grin
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 06:40:38 PM »

The Apostle taught the doctrine of reincarnation?!  Huh Shocked
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2011, 09:37:20 PM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!

I bet it's because he's a tough guy, but still is willing to show his sensitive side...



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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2011, 09:41:22 PM »

Only geeks study martial arts. The fact that Putin knows sambo is even more reason for calling him a nerd.

It's a good thing Bruce Lee isn't here to hear you say that.
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2011, 09:42:09 PM »

If these people think Putin is St. Paul, has Patriarch Kirill written to them to tell them to knock it off?  Huh
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2011, 01:35:42 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2011, 05:41:50 AM »

Well of course.
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2011, 12:55:59 AM »

Come on, kissing puppies, Ex-KGB member, sings karaoke,* fights fires occasionally, runs around shirtless, martial arts master....what a Renaissance Man!  Grin



*Putin singing "Blueberry Hill" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo 
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2011, 02:12:27 AM »

Putin is getting old. Anyways who considers him macho? He was always a geek.
Here he is singing Blueberry Hill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2011, 02:50:20 AM »

I think that guys need to take some tips from Putin....apparently this man has women that will do anything for him and believe anything about him!

It's called power.

Women like that.
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2011, 03:32:58 AM »

Only geeks study martial arts. The fact that Putin knows sambo is even more reason for calling him a nerd.

You take that back!

Or say it to Fedor Emelianenko.



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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2011, 07:28:33 AM »

Jesus is the ultimate Geek. The rest are mere posers.
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Come on, kissing puppies, Ex-KGB member, sings karaoke,* fights fires occasionally, runs around shirtless, martial arts master....what a Renaissance Man!  Grin



*Putin singing "Blueberry Hill" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo 
^ If I was there, I would have laughed out loud, but I'm sure that everyone who did was killed in the parking lot later.

Do you think they would have made it that far?  I think Putin could have killed them with his stare!   
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