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« Reply #1395 on: August 16, 2014, 03:18:11 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY


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« Reply #1396 on: August 20, 2014, 12:18:09 PM »

The Onion has breaking news on a story of no importance whatsoever. Warning: language NSFW.
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« Reply #1397 on: August 20, 2014, 03:17:57 PM »

A parody of a Hitler parody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL852iEZ2zM&feature=youtu.be
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« Reply #1398 on: August 20, 2014, 06:33:04 PM »

Fish mascot and a baseball player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKbyjAxIOnE
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« Reply #1399 on: August 25, 2014, 10:07:59 PM »

Warning: language NSFW.

Also, no kitties were harmed in the making of this film.  Cheesy

http://youtu.be/CSK1D3bZhRs

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« Reply #1400 on: August 30, 2014, 04:52:55 PM »

http://rev3.cc/e/37026

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« Reply #1401 on: August 30, 2014, 05:01:10 PM »

while not a video....Biro needs this..




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« Reply #1402 on: August 31, 2014, 01:52:52 PM »

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« Reply #1403 on: August 31, 2014, 02:26:07 PM »

while not a video....Biro needs this..




http://www.breakingcatnews.com

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« Reply #1404 on: September 07, 2014, 07:30:56 PM »

Why we love repetition in music

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« Reply #1405 on: September 07, 2014, 07:32:50 PM »


These sort of psychological studies are about as silly as trying to answer the question "What is Love?"

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« Reply #1406 on: September 07, 2014, 07:37:15 PM »

Love? Oh you mean chemical/electric processes taking place in the body, usually in reaction to (past or present) external stimuli?  Tongue
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« Reply #1407 on: September 07, 2014, 11:13:39 PM »

http://youtu.be/us-7al0Ozv

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« Reply #1408 on: September 08, 2014, 02:05:45 AM »

One of the funniest beer commercials I've ever seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ8Oi6sm_xs
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« Reply #1409 on: September 08, 2014, 03:38:25 AM »

Love? Oh you mean chemical/electric processes taking place in the body, usually in reaction to (past or present) external stimuli?  Tongue

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« Reply #1410 on: September 09, 2014, 05:44:30 AM »

The adorable and charming Heidi from the Spring Framily commericals, aka the angelic little girl who only speaks French. I love the commercials because of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1t3ujRNePU#aid=P-02ru6_HXA

Here she sings a classic song in French. I guess for me it's the French that does it. And the angelic sweetness. If I had to have a daughter, she'd be like that little girl. Speak French and have little birds fly around her head. I don't know why I'm so taken with the little girl and her French. I guess because I love the sound of French for one. Also there is something about little girls. The first child I want is a daughter. Oh, and the mom is pretty hot. Who doesn't like a woman with nice legs? So many people hated these commercials but I loved them.
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« Reply #1411 on: September 09, 2014, 01:24:07 PM »

... If I had to have a daughter, she'd be like that little girl. Speak French and have little birds fly around her head. ...

( a ) You never have to have a daughter. ( b ) That's not how it works, trust me. Little girls are loud and violent and tend to get everything dirty or break it.
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« Reply #1412 on: September 09, 2014, 02:01:51 PM »

... If I had to have a daughter, she'd be like that little girl. Speak French and have little birds fly around her head. ...

( a ) You never have to have a daughter. ( b ) That's not how it works, trust me. Little girls are loud and violent and tend to get everything dirty or break it.

Some of them continue in that way once they are big girls. 
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« Reply #1413 on: September 09, 2014, 02:07:38 PM »

... If I had to have a daughter, she'd be like that little girl. Speak French and have little birds fly around her head. ...

( a ) You never have to have a daughter. ( b ) That's not how it works, trust me. Little girls are loud and violent and tend to get everything dirty or break it.

Some of them continue in that way once they are big girls. 

Hahaha. This reminds me of the chapter in which Bertie Wooster decides women are too intimidating and what he really longs for is a darling daughter. He and Jeeves pack off for some orphanage or other, and he's convinced to volunteer as a sub-teacher or something, and he learns that little girls are horrid and equally intimidating in their own way.
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« Reply #1414 on: September 09, 2014, 02:17:24 PM »

... If I had to have a daughter, she'd be like that little girl. Speak French and have little birds fly around her head. ...

( a ) You never have to have a daughter. ( b ) That's not how it works, trust me. Little girls are loud and violent and tend to get everything dirty or break it.

I know, but I am sure deep down you think your little girl is an angel. Otherwise I think you are a homosexual and that she's illegitimate. Better keep a closer eye on your wife...it's so hard to speak sarcasticly, tongue and cheek, etc. on the internet.
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« Reply #1415 on: September 09, 2014, 02:20:29 PM »

... If I had to have a daughter, she'd be like that little girl. Speak French and have little birds fly around her head. ...

( a ) You never have to have a daughter. ( b ) That's not how it works, trust me. Little girls are loud and violent and tend to get everything dirty or break it.

I know, but I am sure deep down you think your little girl is an angel. Otherwise I think you are a homosexual and that she's illegitimate. Better keep a closer eye on your wife...it's so hard to speak sarcasticly, tongue and cheek, etc. on the internet.

You've found me out.
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Hahaha. This reminds me of the chapter in which Bertie Wooster decides women are too intimidating and what he really longs for is a darling daughter. He and Jeeves pack off for some orphanage or other, and he's convinced to volunteer as a sub-teacher or something, and he learns that little girls are horrid and equally intimidating in their own way.

Oh and this reminds me of episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the mother is tired to the boys violence and messiness and has daydreams about three girls. The three little girls are angelic pretty much the whole episode while in real life the boys are causing trouble as always. Then at the end she has a daydream where the girls start arguing over a boy and it goes completely crazy and she realises how lucky she is to have three boys--because when girls fall in love they go nuts.
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Hahaha. This reminds me of the chapter in which Bertie Wooster decides women are too intimidating and what he really longs for is a darling daughter. He and Jeeves pack off for some orphanage or other, and he's convinced to volunteer as a sub-teacher or something, and he learns that little girls are horrid and equally intimidating in their own way.

Oh and this reminds me of episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the mother is tired to the boys violence and messiness and has daydreams about three girls. The three little girls are angelic pretty much the whole episode while in real life the boys are causing trouble as always. Then at the end she has a daydream where the girls start arguing over a boy and it goes completely crazy and she realises how lucky she is to have three boys--because when girls fall in love they go nuts.

Yeah I am sure for purposes of comedy the stereotype was useful. It's inaccurate tho.
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« Reply #1418 on: September 09, 2014, 02:42:03 PM »

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Why do you like to talk about women and sex so much?  ISTM you can take even the most innocuous thread and find a way to bring it around to women and sex.  May the Lord preserve us from someone starting or resurrecting a thread on perichoresis.  I can't imagine what will come from your keyboard on that woeful day. 
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« Reply #1419 on: September 09, 2014, 06:20:30 PM »

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Why do you like to talk about women and sex so much?  ISTM you can take even the most innocuous thread and find a way to bring it around to women and sex.  May the Lord preserve us from someone starting or resurrecting a thread on perichoresis.  I can't imagine what will come from your keyboard on that woeful day. 

I'm trying to outdo JamesR.
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« Reply #1420 on: September 09, 2014, 07:36:35 PM »

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Why do you like to talk about women and sex so much?  ISTM you can take even the most innocuous thread and find a way to bring it around to women and sex.  May the Lord preserve us from someone starting or resurrecting a thread on perichoresis.  I can't imagine what will come from your keyboard on that woeful day. 

I'm trying to outdo JamesR.

I'm less disturbed by him, so you win. 
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« Reply #1421 on: September 09, 2014, 07:42:57 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hj4-1yLg0Y

Started cracking up right around 00:25.
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« Reply #1422 on: September 09, 2014, 07:46:13 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hj4-1yLg0Y

Started cracking up right around 00:25.

Well that was unexpected.
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« Reply #1423 on: September 11, 2014, 01:41:22 PM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo
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« Reply #1424 on: September 11, 2014, 01:45:34 PM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.
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« Reply #1425 on: September 11, 2014, 02:06:39 PM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

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« Reply #1426 on: September 12, 2014, 12:53:04 AM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

You're so childish. At least I am just a weird pervert. Seriously though I had a friend when I joined the Catholic Church, my sponsor actually and my friend across the street, who said every time the priest said the Latin word for "with" he thought of well...you know. I guess that's why I am messed up. Such stupid friends who make Latin vulgar, even in English.
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« Reply #1427 on: September 12, 2014, 12:56:12 AM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

You're so childish. At least I am just a weird pervert. Seriously though I had a friend when I joined the Catholic Church, my sponsor actually and my friend across the street, who said every time the priest said the Latin word for "with" he thought of well...you know. I guess that's why I am messed up. Such stupid friends who make Latin vulgar, even in English.

As usual, you turn a perfectly good joke about spices into some bizarre sexual musing.
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« Reply #1428 on: September 12, 2014, 01:16:40 AM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

You're so childish. At least I am just a weird pervert. Seriously though I had a friend when I joined the Catholic Church, my sponsor actually and my friend across the street, who said every time the priest said the Latin word for "with" he thought of well...you know. I guess that's why I am messed up. Such stupid friends who make Latin vulgar, even in English.

As usual, you turn a perfectly good joke about spices into some bizarre sexual musing.

Now, wait, wait right there, Mor. Not this time! No the joke I was carrying on was not mine but

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

Now I don't think I read that any way other than the play on words it was supposed to me. And I can't help if my Novus Ordo friend got to little Latin that he does not know the Latin word for "sperm" is different than the one for "with". See what happens with the Romans get rid of their Latin Mass? It's really quite tragic.
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« Reply #1429 on: September 12, 2014, 01:36:02 AM »

"Unto the pure all things are pure; but unto the defiled ... is nothing pure ... ."
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« Reply #1430 on: September 12, 2014, 01:48:43 AM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

You're so childish. At least I am just a weird pervert. Seriously though I had a friend when I joined the Catholic Church, my sponsor actually and my friend across the street, who said every time the priest said the Latin word for "with" he thought of well...you know. I guess that's why I am messed up. Such stupid friends who make Latin vulgar, even in English.

As usual, you turn a perfectly good joke about spices into some bizarre sexual musing.

Now, wait, wait right there, Mor. Not this time! No the joke I was carrying on was not mine but

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

Now I don't think I read that any way other than the play on words it was supposed to me. And I can't help if my Novus Ordo friend got to little Latin that he does not know the Latin word for "sperm" is different than the one for "with". See what happens with the Romans get rid of their Latin Mass? It's really quite tragic.

Something's tragic alright...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumin
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« Reply #1431 on: September 12, 2014, 02:34:20 AM »

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

You're so childish. At least I am just a weird pervert. Seriously though I had a friend when I joined the Catholic Church, my sponsor actually and my friend across the street, who said every time the priest said the Latin word for "with" he thought of well...you know. I guess that's why I am messed up. Such stupid friends who make Latin vulgar, even in English.

As usual, you turn a perfectly good joke about spices into some bizarre sexual musing.

Now, wait, wait right there, Mor. Not this time! No the joke I was carrying on was not mine but

This is hilarious.

WINDIANS: White People Who Impersonate Indians | LEGALLY BROWN

http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo

"He came home reeking of cumin."  LOL.

Now I don't think I read that any way other than the play on words it was supposed to me. And I can't help if my Novus Ordo friend got to little Latin that he does not know the Latin word for "sperm" is different than the one for "with". See what happens with the Romans get rid of their Latin Mass? It's really quite tragic.

Something's tragic alright...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumin

LOL, seriously. Yeah, you got me. We're made by the friends we grew up with, eh? Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

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« Reply #1432 on: September 12, 2014, 11:11:44 AM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

On?!  What is it, parmesan cheese?  Be quiet.

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« Reply #1433 on: September 12, 2014, 11:23:50 AM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

On?!  What is it, parmesan cheese?  Be quiet.

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Bon appétit, monsieur! J'adore votre soeur! Elle est très belle!

I don't have a sister, but if I did, you would not be her type.
Could I be your fictional sister's type? I have this intuition that we would hit it off really well if she existed.
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« Reply #1434 on: September 12, 2014, 11:48:33 AM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

On?!  What is it, parmesan cheese?  Be quiet.

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Bon appétit, monsieur! J'adore votre soeur! Elle est très belle!

I don't have a sister, but if I did, you would not be her type.
Could I be your fictional sister's type? I have this intuition that we would hit it off really well if she existed.

Nope, she's taken. I'm deluded, so to me she exists. In any case a daily video, without the usual reference. Seriously, time to cry boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP_cLHIYGiI


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« Reply #1435 on: September 12, 2014, 05:11:53 PM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

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Bon appétit, monsieur! J'adore votre soeur! Elle est très belle!

I don't have a sister, but if I did, you would not be her type.
Could I be your fictional sister's type? I have this intuition that we would hit it off really well if she existed.

Depends.  Will your wife acknowledge me as her fictional brother?  Smiley
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« Reply #1436 on: September 12, 2014, 08:01:25 PM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

On?!  What is it, parmesan cheese?  Be quiet.

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Bon appétit, monsieur! J'adore votre soeur! Elle est très belle!

I don't have a sister, but if I did, you would not be her type.
Could I be your fictional sister's type? I have this intuition that we would hit it off really well if she existed.

Depends.  Will your wife acknowledge me as her fictional brother?  Smiley

Henry VIII reconised Anne Boleyn as his fictional wife. You can do anything you want if you give the papal power to yourself and parliament. Mind it will take a civil war or two to work things out on how that whole thing works, but fiction is truth to he who is in power. Better to be feared than loved and better to be deluded than hated.
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« Reply #1437 on: September 12, 2014, 11:10:20 PM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

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Bon appétit, monsieur! J'adore votre soeur! Elle est très belle!

I don't have a sister, but if I did, you would not be her type.
Could I be your fictional sister's type? I have this intuition that we would hit it off really well if she existed.

Depends.  Will your wife acknowledge me as her fictional brother?  Smiley
Totally. The two of you look very similar anyways.  Tongue
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« Reply #1438 on: September 13, 2014, 01:38:45 AM »

Cumin is good, and by the way Indian women always know to put cumin on their curry.

On?!  What is it, parmesan cheese?  Be quiet.

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Bon appétit, monsieur! J'adore votre soeur! Elle est très belle!

I don't have a sister, but if I did, you would not be her type.
Could I be your fictional sister's type? I have this intuition that we would hit it off really well if she existed.

Depends.  Will your wife acknowledge me as her fictional brother?  Smiley
Totally. The two of you look very similar anyways.  Tongue

Don't insult Mor. It's his job to insult me. But my angel in the avatar sure is hot. Seriously the reason I mention women so often is I am a poet. I adore beauty, in particularly the female kind. In fact I feel like I was born in the wrong age. I still write sonnets and poems old school. They don't always rhyme--that's optional--but they follow some sort of rule generally. The sound of words spoken by the human voice must follow rules just like music although it can be played with. I even have a lady, like Dante, I have spoken of only in greetings, a Beatrice. I have not seen her in five years. She exists only in my memory. It's Platonic and without lust. Karlie Kloss on the other hand, well, only art can purity lust because poetry should generally lack lust, except when it portrays characters. Art on one level should be above lust, and yet because it is human, is should contain what is human. Thus does Chaucer give us a bawdy Wife of Bath and Shakespeare both the innuendo and the lady beyond reproach, who in the Platonic mind is above lust. This sort of thought has left us once we got rid of teaching the liberal arts. Dante writes of his lusts and even had a suggestive little poem about he an a couple friends in a boat with some ladies. He writes of how he lusted and Beatrice purified his lust by her goodness, representing Christ and all that is good and beautiful. That is why we see heaven and hell. so much nonsense gets put out today. Seriously here is a great video to watch if you have time:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1euvbw_bbc-why-beauty-matters-full-version-bbc-roger-scruton_tech
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« Reply #1439 on: September 13, 2014, 01:41:28 AM »

In fact you can poke fun on me on YouTube now. I was starting to get a following with some of my videos on poetry and religion so I am trying to be more frequent. Poetry does not get as much traffic as nonsense, but we have our faithful! But I do more than poetry. I do some goofy stuff, like my trailer and plan on doing some satire.

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