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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26055 on: July 21, 2016, 01:08:38 PM »
Almost all my ancestors are Portuguese, but this very branch of the family that goes back to royalty has African and Native American in it. I also have some Sephardic Jewish.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26056 on: July 21, 2016, 05:05:38 PM »
I am descended from farmers, slaves, and travelers, but not necessarily in that order.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26057 on: July 22, 2016, 02:25:10 AM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26058 on: July 22, 2016, 09:50:07 AM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

Not for the apricots. 

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26059 on: July 22, 2016, 09:59:13 AM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26060 on: July 23, 2016, 09:05:05 AM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.

Čvarci should do the trick.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26061 on: July 23, 2016, 11:50:42 AM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26062 on: July 23, 2016, 12:04:16 PM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.

I'm not a cannibal.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26063 on: July 23, 2016, 12:13:28 PM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.

I'm not a cannibal.
That's what they all say.  :police:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26064 on: July 23, 2016, 12:15:25 PM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.

I'm not a cannibal.

Since when does that mean you can't eat Turk?

 ;)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26065 on: July 23, 2016, 01:55:12 PM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.

I'm not a cannibal.
That's what they all say.  :police:

Only Brazilian jungle people eat each other, you know that.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26066 on: July 23, 2016, 01:55:37 PM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.

I'm not a cannibal.

Since when does that mean you can't eat Turkish delight?

 ;)

I know, right?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26067 on: July 23, 2016, 02:17:56 PM »
Oh no!  The dried apricots I'm eating come from Turkey!  Am I going to hell?

If you eat something from Serbia it should even out.
Or if you eat a Turk.

I'm not a cannibal.
That's what they all say.  :police:

Only Brazilian jungle people eat each other, you know that.
Lies, we don't eat each other! Only gringos and immigrants.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26068 on: July 23, 2016, 09:09:05 PM »
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #26069 on: July 25, 2016, 04:34:09 PM »
You should pray for the soul of James.
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