I noticed grapes on the calendar today. My heart jumped. Also, due to a medical condition, my priest said that I can eat fish. So, I just finished eating some giant olives stuffed with jalapino peppers and garlic, crackers with humus, and pickled herring in wine sauce. The problem is, I ENJOYED IT! I guess that makes me a Calvinist and I am now going to Hell. Oh wait a minute, I can't be a Calvinist since they are not supposed to enjoy anything either. Hmmm . . . I guess that I must still be a Lutheran.