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« Reply #1710 on: June 24, 2012, 04:41:01 PM » |
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That's because you're a creep.
Seriously, did I tell you about my run in with a groupie at Nordstrom's? It was bizarre. Probably the closest I have ever come to satisfying a woman. And I didn't even touch her. I can't imagine what people who could be the body double for attractive rock stars go through. It has to be exhausting. I hope you took full advantage of that encounter. |
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« Reply #1711 on: June 25, 2012, 12:47:53 AM » |
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How come the priest gets all the coffee?coffee hour 
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« Reply #1712 on: June 25, 2012, 01:01:57 AM » |
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“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”
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« Reply #1713 on: June 25, 2012, 01:19:15 PM » |
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How come the priest gets all the coffee?
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« Reply #1714 on: June 25, 2012, 02:12:04 PM » |
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« Reply #1715 on: June 25, 2012, 07:44:16 PM » |
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I don't blame him. Truth be told, I keep a stash of instant coffee in the sacristy... quite often, by the time I can make it into the hall, all the coffee is gone.  How come the priest gets all the coffee?
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« Reply #1717 on: June 26, 2012, 07:22:41 PM » |
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« Reply #1718 on: June 26, 2012, 08:03:17 PM » |
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This'll wake him up:
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« Reply #1720 on: June 26, 2012, 08:19:39 PM » |
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So he is real...
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« Reply #1721 on: June 27, 2012, 12:46:28 AM » |
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« Reply #1722 on: June 28, 2012, 12:52:46 AM » |
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I'll bet I look like a goof. "And since when have Christians become afraid of rain?" |
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« Reply #1723 on: June 28, 2012, 01:22:56 AM » |
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« Reply #1724 on: June 28, 2012, 05:09:30 AM » |
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« Reply #1725 on: June 28, 2012, 05:17:33 AM » |
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Do not be cast down over the struggle - the Lord loves a brave warrior. The Lord loves the soul that is valiant.
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« Reply #1726 on: June 28, 2012, 05:19:11 AM » |
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My picture happens to be faked. Actually there should be "October 21, 2015" written.
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« Reply #1727 on: June 28, 2012, 05:25:46 AM » |
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« Reply #1728 on: June 28, 2012, 09:42:06 AM » |
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« Reply #1729 on: June 28, 2012, 10:22:27 AM » |
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Do not be cast down over the struggle - the Lord loves a brave warrior. The Lord loves the soul that is valiant.
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« Reply #1731 on: June 28, 2012, 05:49:52 PM » |
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Best FIFA screenshot ever. Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer"  Please don't give them more fuel for the fire... |
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I'll bet I look like a goof. "And since when have Christians become afraid of rain?" |
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« Reply #1732 on: June 28, 2012, 08:13:30 PM » |
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"A riddle or the cricket's cry Is to doubt a fit reply." - William Blake Just ignore iconotools delusions. He is the biggest multiculturalist globalist there is due to his unfortunate background.
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« Reply #1734 on: June 29, 2012, 01:28:39 AM » |
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« Reply #1735 on: June 29, 2012, 06:16:56 AM » |
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Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer" Please don't give them more fuel for the fire... Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks. Which sounds gay?  |
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« Reply #1736 on: June 29, 2012, 06:16:56 AM » |
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« Reply #1738 on: June 29, 2012, 11:42:38 AM » |
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The only real field games half-way worth watching are Rugby and Australian-rules Football.
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I'll bet I look like a goof. "And since when have Christians become afraid of rain?" |
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« Reply #1739 on: June 29, 2012, 11:50:20 PM » |
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 There are worse pictures on Google images, but I won't post them!
Soccer has always seemed pretty lame to me. The only real field games half-way worth watching are Rugby and Australian-rules Football.
Basketball and American Football are pretty much in the same category as soccer, except the pay is better and you are less likely to get crushed to death as a spectator...Soccer-Football pays better in England, Spain, Germany, Italy than Gridiron Football in America, on average wages. I play Rugby and Aussie-Rules actually, but football is mu first love. |
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« Reply #1740 on: June 30, 2012, 03:50:41 AM » |
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Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer" Please don't give them more fuel for the fire... Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks. Which sounds gay? Soccer is the only team sport I can think of where you never see anyone overweight (with the exception of Maradonna in his later years perhaps). I don't know about hockey, hard to tell with all the gear they wear. The only things I don't like about soccer are the ties and games decided by PK's. At least in the Championship matches they should have the "Golden Goal." The other complaint I have is that I don't understand why a single referree is burdened with officiating the entire field. Put some more refs on the sidelines to help the one of the field officiate fouls, hand balls, etc. I know they have refs on the sidelines to call offsides, but why not have refs to help with the other things? All that said, I think international is the best sport around besides college football. Selam |
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“Lord, I say too many uncharitable things about people every day. I say them because they make me look clever. Help me to realize how cheap this is. I am stupid, quite as stupid as the people I ridicule. Help me to stop this selfishness, because I love You dear God." ~ FLANNERY O'CONNOR ~
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« Reply #1741 on: June 30, 2012, 03:55:52 AM » |
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Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer" Please don't give them more fuel for the fire... Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks. Which sounds gay? Soccer is the only team sport I can think of where you never see anyone overweight (with the exception of Maradonna in his later years perhaps). I don't know about hockey, hard to tell with all the gear they wear. The only things I don't like about soccer are the ties and games decided by PK's. At least in the Championship matches they should have the "Golden Goal." The other complaint I have is that I don't understand why a single referree is burdened with officiating the entire field. Put some more refs on the sidelines to help the one of the field officiate fouls, hand balls, etc. I know they have refs on the sidelines to call offsides, but why not have refs to help with the other things? All that said, I think international is the best sport around besides college football. Selam To keep this on topic, I also don't understand why they always leave off the salsa when I tell them "no cheese." You would think that Mexicans would understand the difference between salsa and cheese, but every time I ask them to leave off the cheese they leave off the salsa as well. And it happens at almost every Mexican restaurant I go to. What's up with that? Selam |
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“Lord, I say too many uncharitable things about people every day. I say them because they make me look clever. Help me to realize how cheap this is. I am stupid, quite as stupid as the people I ridicule. Help me to stop this selfishness, because I love You dear God." ~ FLANNERY O'CONNOR ~
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« Reply #1742 on: June 30, 2012, 06:18:54 AM » |
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Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer" Please don't give them more fuel for the fire... Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks. Which sounds gay? Soccer is the only team sport I can think of where you never see anyone overweight (with the exception of Maradonna in his later years perhaps). I don't know about hockey, hard to tell with all the gear they wear. The only things I don't like about soccer are the ties and games decided by PK's. At least in the Championship matches they should have the "Golden Goal." The other complaint I have is that I don't understand why a single referree is burdened with officiating the entire field. Put some more refs on the sidelines to help the one of the field officiate fouls, hand balls, etc. I know they have refs on the sidelines to call offsides, but why not have refs to help with the other things? All that said, I think international is the best sport around besides college football. Selam And fat Ronaldo. lol Well they have over-time (two 15 min halves), and than PKs. But I suppose the game has to end somehow. There will never be a perfect solution, sadly. They do have referee's assistants that help with off-sides, also hand-balls, and the like (anything they see illegal), but more are needed. Actually, what they also need is a replay booth for those dreaded goals the refs never see. |
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« Reply #1743 on: June 30, 2012, 06:19:06 AM » |
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Basketball and American Football are pretty much in the same category as soccer, except the pay is better and you are less likely to get crushed to death as a spectator...
200 best-paying teams in the worldMany soccer teams on here. 1 Barcelona La Liga avg. yearly salary: $7,910,737 avg weekly salary: $152,130 2 Real Madrid La Liga avg. yearly salary: $7,356,632 avg weekly salary:$141,474 http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6354899 |
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« Reply #1745 on: June 30, 2012, 08:12:44 PM » |
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« Reply #1746 on: June 30, 2012, 09:29:38 PM » |
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« Reply #1747 on: July 01, 2012, 12:52:07 AM » |
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« Reply #1748 on: July 01, 2012, 03:26:23 AM » |
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Best FIFA screenshot ever. I love soccer. Just say'n.... Stop with the ga comments. It's disgusting. |
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« Reply #1753 on: July 03, 2012, 12:48:55 PM » |
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"A riddle or the cricket's cry Is to doubt a fit reply." - William Blake Just ignore iconotools delusions. He is the biggest multiculturalist globalist there is due to his unfortunate background.
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