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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1710 on: June 24, 2012, 04:41:01 PM »
That's because you're a creep.

Seriously, did I tell you about my run in with a groupie at Nordstrom's?

It was bizarre.

Probably the closest I have ever come to satisfying a woman. And I didn't even touch her.

I can't imagine what people who could be the body double for attractive rock stars go through.

It has to be exhausting.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1711 on: June 25, 2012, 12:47:53 AM »
How come the priest gets all the coffee?

coffee hour


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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1712 on: June 25, 2012, 01:01:57 AM »
Because otherwise he falls asleep
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1713 on: June 25, 2012, 01:19:15 PM »
How come the priest gets all the coffee?

Never thought about it :)
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1714 on: June 25, 2012, 02:12:04 PM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1715 on: June 25, 2012, 07:44:16 PM »
I don't blame him.  Truth be told, I keep a stash of instant coffee in the sacristy... quite often, by the time I can make it into the hall, all the coffee is gone.   :'(

How come the priest gets all the coffee?

Never thought about it :)
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Re: Picture of the Day
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1717 on: June 26, 2012, 07:22:41 PM »
Because otherwise he falls asleep

He looks a bit sleepy

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1718 on: June 26, 2012, 08:03:17 PM »
This'll wake him up:



Because otherwise he falls asleep

He looks a bit sleepy


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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1719 on: June 26, 2012, 08:05:45 PM »
OK, who wants to be first?

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« Reply #1720 on: June 26, 2012, 08:19:39 PM »
So he is real...
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1721 on: June 27, 2012, 12:46:28 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1722 on: June 28, 2012, 12:52:46 AM »

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« Reply #1723 on: June 28, 2012, 01:22:56 AM »
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« Reply #1724 on: June 28, 2012, 05:09:30 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1725 on: June 28, 2012, 05:17:33 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1726 on: June 28, 2012, 05:19:11 AM »
My picture happens to be faked. Actually there should be "October 21, 2015" written.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1727 on: June 28, 2012, 05:25:46 AM »



This.

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1728 on: June 28, 2012, 09:42:06 AM »
Best FIFA screenshot ever.

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1729 on: June 28, 2012, 10:22:27 AM »
 :)
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1730 on: June 28, 2012, 05:41:41 PM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1731 on: June 28, 2012, 05:49:52 PM »
Best FIFA screenshot ever.



Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer"  :o Please don't give them more fuel for the fire...
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1732 on: June 28, 2012, 08:13:30 PM »
If they say that, just respond with this:

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1733 on: June 29, 2012, 12:22:30 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1734 on: June 29, 2012, 01:28:39 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1735 on: June 29, 2012, 06:16:56 AM »
Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer"  :o Please don't give them more fuel for the fire...

Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks.  Which sounds gay? ;)
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1736 on: June 29, 2012, 06:16:56 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1737 on: June 29, 2012, 11:39:06 AM »


There are worse pictures on Google images, but I won't post them!  ;)

Soccer has always seemed pretty lame to me.  The only real field games half-way worth watching are Rugby and Australian-rules Football.

Basketball and American Football are pretty much in the same category as soccer, except the pay is better and you are less likely to get crushed to death as a spectator...
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1738 on: June 29, 2012, 11:42:38 AM »
The only real field games half-way worth watching are Rugby and Australian-rules Football.

A blob of men hugging each other as they move in unison around a field is worth watching?  :o  :P

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« Reply #1739 on: June 29, 2012, 11:50:20 PM »


There are worse pictures on Google images, but I won't post them!  ;)

Soccer has always seemed pretty lame to me.  The only real field games half-way worth watching are Rugby and Australian-rules Football.

Basketball and American Football are pretty much in the same category as soccer, except the pay is better and you are less likely to get crushed to death as a spectator...


Soccer-Football pays better in England, Spain, Germany, Italy than Gridiron Football in America, on average wages.

I play Rugby and Aussie-Rules actually, but football is mu first love.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1740 on: June 30, 2012, 03:50:41 AM »
Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer"  :o Please don't give them more fuel for the fire...

Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks.  Which sounds gay? ;)

Soccer is the only team sport I can think of where you never see anyone overweight (with the exception of Maradonna in his later years perhaps). I don't know about hockey, hard to tell with all the gear they wear.

The only things I don't like about soccer are the ties and games decided by PK's. At least in the Championship matches they should have the "Golden Goal." The other complaint I have is that I don't understand why a single referree is burdened with officiating the entire field. Put some more refs on the sidelines to help the one of the field officiate fouls, hand balls, etc. I know they have refs on the sidelines to call offsides, but why not have refs to help with the other things?

All that said, I think international is the best sport around besides college football.


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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1741 on: June 30, 2012, 03:55:52 AM »
Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer"  :o Please don't give them more fuel for the fire...

Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks.  Which sounds gay? ;)

Soccer is the only team sport I can think of where you never see anyone overweight (with the exception of Maradonna in his later years perhaps). I don't know about hockey, hard to tell with all the gear they wear.

The only things I don't like about soccer are the ties and games decided by PK's. At least in the Championship matches they should have the "Golden Goal." The other complaint I have is that I don't understand why a single referree is burdened with officiating the entire field. Put some more refs on the sidelines to help the one of the field officiate fouls, hand balls, etc. I know they have refs on the sidelines to call offsides, but why not have refs to help with the other things?

All that said, I think international is the best sport around besides college football.


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To keep this on topic, I also don't understand why they always leave off the salsa when I tell them "no cheese." You would think that Mexicans would understand the difference between salsa and cheese, but every time I ask them to leave off the cheese they leave off the salsa as well. And it happens at almost every Mexican restaurant I go to. What's up with that?


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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1742 on: June 30, 2012, 06:18:54 AM »
Many men in America would look at this picture and say "Yep, that about sums up soccer"  :o Please don't give them more fuel for the fire...

Football ("Soccer") is a sport were there is a perfect balance of power, speed, and finesse... Gridiron ("American Football") on the other hand is a bunch of over padded men running around in tight pants slapping each other on the buttocks.  Which sounds gay? ;)

Soccer is the only team sport I can think of where you never see anyone overweight (with the exception of Maradonna in his later years perhaps). I don't know about hockey, hard to tell with all the gear they wear.

The only things I don't like about soccer are the ties and games decided by PK's. At least in the Championship matches they should have the "Golden Goal." The other complaint I have is that I don't understand why a single referree is burdened with officiating the entire field. Put some more refs on the sidelines to help the one of the field officiate fouls, hand balls, etc. I know they have refs on the sidelines to call offsides, but why not have refs to help with the other things?

All that said, I think international is the best sport around besides college football.


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Well they have over-time (two 15 min halves), and than PKs. But I suppose the game has to end somehow. There will never be a perfect solution, sadly.

They do have referee's assistants that help with off-sides, also hand-balls, and the like (anything they see illegal), but more are needed. Actually, what they also need is a replay booth for those dreaded goals the refs never see.
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« Reply #1743 on: June 30, 2012, 06:19:06 AM »

Basketball and American Football are pretty much in the same category as soccer, except the pay is better and you are less likely to get crushed to death as a spectator...

200 best-paying teams in the world

Many soccer teams on here.

1    Barcelona    La Liga    avg. yearly salary: $7,910,737    avg weekly salary: $152,130
2    Real Madrid La Liga    avg. yearly salary: $7,356,632    avg weekly salary:$141,474

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #1744 on: June 30, 2012, 07:51:46 PM »
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« Reply #1745 on: June 30, 2012, 08:12:44 PM »
Best FIFA screenshot ever.



I love soccer. Just say'n....
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« Reply #1746 on: June 30, 2012, 09:29:38 PM »
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« Reply #1747 on: July 01, 2012, 12:52:07 AM »
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« Reply #1748 on: July 01, 2012, 03:26:23 AM »
Best FIFA screenshot ever.



I love soccer. Just say'n....

Stop with the ga comments. It's disgusting.
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« Reply #1750 on: July 02, 2012, 06:14:18 AM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
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