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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4590 on: March 10, 2014, 11:47:02 PM »
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4592 on: March 12, 2014, 04:07:34 PM »
If we talked to people the way we talk to God:



This is probably an evangelical thing. Your mileage may vary. :)
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4593 on: March 12, 2014, 05:17:30 PM »
I've actually heard that in real life.  And the couple was not Evangelical! 
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Re: Picture of the Day
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4595 on: March 12, 2014, 11:17:01 PM »
I've actually heard that in real life.  And the couple was not Evangelical! 

I do not  understand this at all. What is this about?

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4596 on: March 12, 2014, 11:18:55 PM »


What is that half-corset waist plate thingy for?

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4597 on: March 12, 2014, 11:22:15 PM »
I've actually heard that in real life.  And the couple was not Evangelical! 

I do not  understand this at all. What is this about?

The useless, mindless repetition of pet words like "just" and "Lord" (here, "babe") and the poor God-ward story-telling in extemporaneous prayer by Evangelicals. 
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4598 on: March 12, 2014, 11:25:33 PM »


What is that half-corset waist plate thingy for?

I'm not sure. I wish I knew her well enough to ask.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4599 on: March 12, 2014, 11:58:03 PM »


What is that half-corset waist plate thingy for?

I'm not sure. I wish I knew her well enough to ask.

Darn!

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4601 on: March 13, 2014, 09:48:26 AM »
If we talked to people the way we talk to God:
This is probably an evangelical thing. Your mileage may vary. :)
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4604 on: March 15, 2014, 07:53:25 AM »

In Serbian "Sectarian!!!" :P
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4607 on: March 17, 2014, 02:16:57 AM »
Anyone have that "God has a wonderful plan for your life!" image with the caption superimposed over the Christian martyrs in the arena?
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Re: Picture of the Day
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Here some be...




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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4609 on: March 17, 2014, 03:39:53 PM »

Lenten salad and fruit.  Mmmm.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4610 on: March 17, 2014, 03:42:47 PM »
You mean to tell me that pig is made of tofu?!
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4611 on: March 17, 2014, 03:43:30 PM »
You mean to tell me that pig is made of tofu?!

Don't ask and eat what has been offered to you.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4612 on: March 17, 2014, 03:45:31 PM »
You mean to tell me that pig is made of tofu?!

Don't ask and eat what has been offered to you.

The pig seems to have kept the fast, judging by the apple it apparently didn't get to finish.  Maybe by eating the pig, we participate in the pig's fasting.  Koinonia and all. 
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4613 on: March 17, 2014, 03:48:36 PM »
You mean to tell me that pig is made of tofu?!

Don't ask and eat what has been offered to you.

The pig seems to have kept the fast, judging by the apple it apparently didn't get to finish.  Maybe by eating the pig, we participate in the pig's fasting.  Koinonia and all. 

Absolutely!  I mean, the pig slept, let me repeat, SLEPT on vegetables and fruit.  Very ascetic and a blessing to all.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4614 on: March 17, 2014, 03:50:50 PM »
You mean to tell me that pig is made of tofu?!

Don't ask and eat what has been offered to you.

The pig seems to have kept the fast, judging by the apple it apparently didn't get to finish.  Maybe by eating the pig, we participate in the pig's fasting.  Koinonia and all. 

Absolutely!  I mean, the pig slept, let me repeat, SLEPT on vegetables and fruit.  Very ascetic and a blessing to all.


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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4615 on: March 17, 2014, 03:52:19 PM »

Lenten salad and fruit.  Mmmm.

I would never eat a pig, I just don't like it. I mean look at that, do you really wanna touch that?!?!

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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4616 on: March 17, 2014, 03:54:12 PM »

Lenten salad and fruit.  Mmmm.

I would never eat a pig, I just don't like it. I mean look at that, do you really wanna touch that?!?!

Not only touch it, but consume it from snout to tail.  I mean, look at that!
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4617 on: March 17, 2014, 03:54:57 PM »
I would never eat a pig, I just don't like it. I mean look at that, do you really wanna touch that?!?!

Yes.  Very much.  In a number of places, to pull off bits to eat. 
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4618 on: March 17, 2014, 03:56:45 PM »
We need to stop now....while visions of lechon and plantains dance in my head...


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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4619 on: March 17, 2014, 03:58:57 PM »
I would never eat a pig, I just don't like it. I mean look at that, do you really wanna touch that?!?!

Yes.  Very much.  In a number of places, to pull off bits to eat. 

Especially the crunchy skin.  A cadaver never looked so good.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4620 on: March 17, 2014, 04:02:22 PM »
We need to stop now....while visions of lechon and plantains dance in my head...


Hecma, you bringer of evil meatiness!

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Re: Picture of the Day
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Lenten salad and fruit.  Mmmm.

I would never eat a pig, I just don't like it. I mean look at that, do you really wanna touch that?!?!

Not only touch it, but consume it from snout to tail.  I mean, look at that!






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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4624 on: March 18, 2014, 08:34:35 AM »
It's flying backwards.
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Just like in Skyrim.  8)

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Just like in Skyrim.  8)

I wouldn't know.  Never played it. :angel:
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« Reply #4627 on: March 18, 2014, 01:48:33 PM »
They accidentally caused that bug while fixing other stuff. I guess it wouldn't have been a legit patch if it only fixed problems and didn't cause new ones. :D

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Re: Picture of the Day
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« Reply #4629 on: March 19, 2014, 10:57:58 AM »
Not only touch it, but consume it from snout to tail.  I mean, look at that!

The snout? Are you being hyperbolic or do you really eat the snout?
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Why do you fill my screen with those heathenous gingers?
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4631 on: March 19, 2014, 11:22:59 AM »
Why do you fill my screen with those heathenous gingers?

It is but a single ginger, originally multiplied through the use of computers back when the video was made in the early 90s, and now further multiplied through the magical powers of my own dashing computer skillz. I understand not wanting to look at him (all of hims), but consider the bright side: unlike the 90s, there are no longer sound files to greet you when you open up a page.  8)
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4632 on: March 19, 2014, 10:25:27 PM »
Not only touch it, but consume it from snout to tail.  I mean, look at that!

The snout? Are you being hyperbolic or do you really eat the snout?

You can eat the crunchy skin and some people like the cartilage.  You make it sound like there are gobs of snot waiting for those who bite into it.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4633 on: March 19, 2014, 10:43:02 PM »
You make it sound like there are gobs of snot waiting for those who bite into it.

I contend that the word "snout" is making it sound like that.
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Re: Picture of the Day
« Reply #4634 on: March 19, 2014, 10:58:46 PM »
snoots vs. snouts

same thing

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