One year we had a guy come in and order flowers for his wife, and for his girlfriend.
An alpha to be sure.
Once when I was in the ER for the typical, the really empathetic gay guy who volunteers to ask everyone if they would like to be tested for HIV showed up, cause he suffers under the delusion the everyone gets HIV. It's cute.
This time I had a woman with me. He asked to speak to me privately. She left.
He asked: Are you married?
I answered: Yes.
He: That is your wife? (With a note of approval.)
Me: Nope, that's my girlfriend. (I was lying on both occasions.)
He non-judgmentally took it right in stride. What a trooper! He then proceeded with the whole, had I been in prison, had sex with an African man, etc. routine.